Please shoot me if....

[WantonWitch]

Another nice 'n easy one


Please shoot me if...... I never want sex again

 

[candiman40]

I answer the remote control instead of the phone ....

 

[lovemonster]

....I decide to give away my jackpot-winning lottery ticket to charity

 

[WantonWitch]

I begin to dress like my Mother

 

[asian_princess]

... I ever feel the need to relive my culotte wearing day. Oh no, not a typo...DAY.

 

[WantonWitch]

I decide I want anything else pierced

 

[lovemonster]

..I ever think leg warmers look cool again...

 

[WantonWitch]

I want to wear platform shoes

 

[lovemonster]

....I ever buy a puffball skirt...

 

[higherlevel4u]

.... if I ever not get excited at the prospect of sex ....

 

[higherlevel4u]

... if I ever can't be arsed to flirt with a woman ....

 

[WantonWitch]

if I ever stop behaving like a teenager

 

[higherlevel4u]

.... if Witchie ever lets me fuck her ....


No, wait!! What am I saying?

 

[WantonWitch]

.... if Witchie ever lets me fuck her ....


No, wait!! What am I saying?

Roflmfao.... !

If I ever start wearing big knickers

 

[higherlevel4u]

.... if I ever start watching soaps on TV ....

 

[kendra1980]

...if I ever let a beautician tell me, "let's cut it real short, it'll be fun" and believe her!

 

[lovemonster]

... if I ever can't be arsed to flirt with a woman ....

...if I ever see higher not being arsed to flirt with a woman...

 

[anothershyguy]

if I return to this thread.........

 

[mrtnmoon]

if nothing. just shoot me...

 

[Sir_Roger]

Please shoot me if....

my tongue ever drops off

 

[candiman40]

I drive 50 miles to meet her ....... on the wrong day

 

[WantonWitch]

If I EVER say " I want a curly perm "

 

[sasebrats]

I get a wide ass.

 

[WantonWitch]

if I want to wear a tracksuit

 

[higherlevel4u]

.... you hear me saying to my kids "You call THAT music??"