Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[WboroBaptM0134]

Dear members of Literotica,

I sure hate to be the one to prod your already guilty consciences. I've been reading some of these forums and it is absolutely clear that something is dreadfully wrong with our society. Why do you people insist on breaking the law??!!You don't treat yourselves right. I pray that everyone here will just stop for two seconds and think, "are my lifestyle choices correct?" or "Am I still good with God?"

Of course everyones born equal and free! Thats the greatest gift given to us by our creator and yet some people use that freedom to debase themselves. Now I won't name names but you know who you are. There is some truly sick stuff on these forums and keep in mind that a great yawning pit of filth awaits you forever if you insist on going there. People talking about eating there own filth! People talking about putting their nastiness into other peoples orifices!! It just makes me sad that you all have become so sick. Lets all get together on this forum and do some work so that everyone can enjoy whats intended for us in life. I've been thinking about this for a long time.. now and I just can't remain silent in the face of this mountain of overwhelming filth coming at the world.

 

[gummibaum]

nice try ;-)

 

[teknight]

Dear members of Literotica,

I sure hate to be the one to prod your already guilty consciences. I've been reading some of these forums and it is absolutely clear that something is dreadfully wrong with our society. Why do you people insist on breaking the law??!!You don't treat yourselves right. I pray that everyone here will just stop for two seconds and think, "are my lifestyle choices correct?" or "Am I still good with God?"

Of course everyones born equal and free! Thats the greatest gift given to us by our creator and yet some people use that freedom to debase themselves. Now I won't name names but you know who you are. There is some truly sick stuff on these forums and keep in mind that a great yawning pit of filth awaits you forever if you insist on going there. People talking about eating there own filth! People talking about putting their nastiness into other peoples orifices!! It just makes me sad that you all have become so sick. Lets all get together on this forum and do some work so that everyone can enjoy whats intended for us in life. I've been thinking about this for a long time.. now and I just can't remain silent in the face of this mountain of overwhelming filth coming at the world.

Don't tell me. You want to get a guy to jerk off on cam for you, but don't know how to ask?
Don't be shy.

 

[SavourYou30]

Oh Mr Phelps. I must confess my sin! I am incredibly gay for you. I want your stinky chunks all over me. I wanna plump your plumb, barrage your garage, pound your brown!!!

 

[PenIsMightier1]

Bring on the great yawning pit of filth!

 

[teknight]

Bring on the great yawning pit of filth!

Isn't that the OP?

 

[DayMaker]

Bring on the great yawning pit of filth!

Uh-huh *nods*

That's sounds like the kinda place I wanna be.....

 

[MrsGoonie]

This is the first post I've even looked at. I swear fundies follow me everywhere. Then I wondered who was trying out a new identity, cause no one is that insane to post that on here. Are they?

 

[SavourYou30]

This is the first post I've even looked at. I swear fundies follow me everywhere. Then I wondered who was trying out a new identity, cause no one is that insane to post that on here. Are they?

This is getting interesting

 

[teknight]

Uh-huh *nods*

That's sounds like the kinda place I wanna be.....

I love it when you talk dirty!
My pit or yours?

 

[Husker1987]

Don't tell me. You want to get a guy to jerk off on cam for you, but don't know how to ask?
Don't be shy.

WTF Tek???? Whenever I ask you to do that for me you say NO
Aren't you a fickle one....

By the way Reverend, it's not, "People talking about eating there own filth!" It's, "People talking about eating THEIR own filth!" There/their is a difference.

And for the record, I was in the "yawning pit of filth" just this week. Weren't so bad really

Where oh where is Clowns when we need him.......?

 

[MrsGoonie]

This is getting interesting

Of course. And what if I don't believe in God? Then everything he the OP said matters even less to me. I can just ridicule his faith like he would ridicule my non-faith.

 

[DaemonOfSin]

Dear members of Literotica,

I sure hate to be the one to prod your already guilty consciences. I've been reading some of these forums and it is absolutely clear that something is dreadfully wrong with our society. Why do you people insist on breaking the law??!!You don't treat yourselves right. I pray that everyone here will just stop for two seconds and think, "are my lifestyle choices correct?" or "Am I still good with God?"

Of course everyones born equal and free! Thats the greatest gift given to us by our creator and yet some people use that freedom to debase themselves. Now I won't name names but you know who you are. There is some truly sick stuff on these forums and keep in mind that a great yawning pit of filth awaits you forever if you insist on going there. People talking about eating there own filth! People talking about putting their nastiness into other peoples orifices!! It just makes me sad that you all have become so sick. Lets all get together on this forum and do some work so that everyone can enjoy whats intended for us in life. I've been thinking about this for a long time.. now and I just can't remain silent in the face of this mountain of overwhelming filth coming at the world.

*Looks at my name on here* I seem to be living in sin anyway. God doesn't exist, but Daemons sure as hell do. *checks* Yup! Definitely still a Daemon. It's okay if you do believe in God though. Just give me some PROOF that he does and I'll respect your decision.

Until THEN BRING ON THE ANAL SEX! Hey boys how bout a threesome?

 

[SavourYou30]

hammer your slammer
shove your fecal love
force your horse
fill your swill
Spanky your mr hankey

 

[teknight]

Dear members of Literotica,

I sure hate to be the one to prod your already guilty consciences. I've been reading some of these forums and it is absolutely clear that something is dreadfully wrong with our society. Why do you people insist on breaking the law??!!You don't treat yourselves right. I pray that everyone here will just stop for two seconds and think, "are my lifestyle choices correct?" or "Am I still good with God?"

Of course everyones born equal and free! Thats the greatest gift given to us by our creator and yet some people use that freedom to debase themselves. Now I won't name names but you know who you are. There is some truly sick stuff on these forums and keep in mind that a great yawning pit of filth awaits you forever if you insist on going there. People talking about eating there own filth! People talking about putting their nastiness into other peoples orifices!! It just makes me sad that you all have become so sick. Lets all get together on this forum and do some work so that everyone can enjoy whats intended for us in life. I've been thinking about this for a long time.. now and I just can't remain silent in the face of this mountain of overwhelming filth coming at the world.

If there is a God, which is a lie, and I have free will, which is an imbecilic construct, for morons, then I choose to damn my soul to hell, by refusing to believe your kids' stories.

You are sad, but it's probably because you're depressed from being brainwashed.

Again, I'll say- you are the mountain of filth.

 

[EllaPure]

I pray that everyone here will just stop for two seconds and think, "Am I still good with God?"

Huh, I need to worry about whether or not "I'm good with God". Interesting...he doesn't seem to worry about "being good with me".

Oh fuck me, this is going to be entertaining....

 

[DaemonOfSin]

Where oh where is Clowns when we need him.......?

SECONDED! also SD.

If there is a God, which is a lie, and I have free will, which is an imbecilic construct, for morons, then I choose to damn my soul to hell, by refusing to believe your kids' stories.

You are sad, but it's probably because you're depressed from being brainwashed.

Again, I'll say- you are the mountain of filth.

thank you tekkie

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Huh, I need to worry about whether or not "I'm good with God". Interesting...he doesn't seem to worry about "being good with me".

Oh fuck me, this is going to be entertaining....

I have to completely agree. I can't think of a single person I know that would say... they are in God's good graces and not be full of shit! Bad shit happens a lot. That mother that lost her kid to a drunk driver, the little kids in orphanages, genetic diseases, cancer, etc.... while many of those people find "God" it's not there making it all better.

 

[DayMaker]

This is the first post I've even looked at. I swear fundies follow me everywhere. Then I wondered who was trying out a new identity, cause no one is that insane to post that on here. Are they?

Never underestimate the level of crazy that can be had.....

(and welcome )

I love it when you talk dirty!
My pit or yours?

Mine...I just ordered up some extra filth.

WTF Tek???? Whenever I ask you to do that for me you say NO
Aren't you a fickle one....

By the way Reverend, it's not, "People talking about eating there own filth!" It's, "People talking about eating THEIR own filth!" There/their is a difference.

And for the record, I was in the "yawning pit of filth just this week." Weren't so bad really

Where oh where is Clowns when we need him.......?

I you.

We're still traveling to hell together, right?

 

[teknight]

WTF Tek???? Whenever I ask you to do that for me you say NO
Aren't you a fickle one....

By the way Reverend, it's not, "People talking about eating there own filth!" It's, "People talking about eating THEIR own filth!" There/their is a difference.

And for the record, I was in the "yawning pit of filth" just this week. Weren't so bad really

Where oh where is Clowns when we need him.......?

Hey. I have a religious fetish and morons get me hard. I'm sorry.

 

[DayMaker]

*Looks at my name on here* I seem to be living in sin anyway. God doesn't exist, but Daemons sure as hell do. *checks* Yup! Definitely still a Daemon. It's okay if you do believe in God though. Just give me some PROOF that he does and I'll respect your decision.

Until THEN BRING ON THE ANAL SEX! Hey boys how bout a threesome?

Why stop at three????

 

[SavourYou30]

Oh fuck me, this is going to be entertaining....

Love to dear, but I'm busy coming up with buttsecks allusions.

 

[kendra1980]

WTF Tek???? Whenever I ask you to do that for me you say NO
Aren't you a fickle one....

By the way Reverend, it's not, "People talking about eating there own filth!" It's, "People talking about eating THEIR own filth!" There/their is a difference.

And for the record, I was in the "yawning pit of filth" just this week. Weren't so bad really

Where oh where is Clowns when we need him.......?

*LIKE*

Husker is handsome AND a brainiac

 

[mark197205]

Maybe he should go try the General Board.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

This is the first post I've even looked at. I swear fundies follow me everywhere. Then I wondered who was trying out a new identity, cause no one is that insane to post that on here. Are they?

I feel called to comment on the evil going on here. My church has become internet literate, and we feel that its right to fight evil everywhere including here. Fundies is a nice name. I aint no fundie I'm just trying to inject you with some common sense is all.

 

[EllaPure]

Love to dear, but I'm busy coming up with buttsecks allusions.

You do realize you're going to hell for that thought, right?

I'm fairly sure if there is a god he's not very fond of me anyway...he's throws way to much shit my way.