Please meet YourCapn....

[SilverVeil]

YourCapn

A friend from another chat site. He is hysterically funny and very nice. I hope you enjoy your stay in our universe.

* quickly hides the " Abandon all hope ye who enter here " sign *

 

[YourCapn]

Thanks SilverViel....what a nice welcome. guessing I oughtta get my carcass in gear and do the profile shuffle thing-a-ma-bob.

Nice clean looking universe you have here. I like what you've done with the curtains...the lighting, and oh my gawd, what are they doing to the wench in the corner? <gasp>

 

[SweetCherry]

Thanks SilverViel....what a nice welcome. guessing I oughtta get my carcass in gear and do the profile shuffle thing-a-ma-bob.

Nice clean looking universe you have here. I like what you've done with the curtains...the lighting, and oh my gawd, what are they doing to the wench in the corner? <gasp>

This? Bah, they do it to me all the time. I just happen to lip off one time to many and get strung up and paddled. I rather like it tho.



Welcome, Capn. Enjoy your stay.

 

[Debbie]

welcome to lit

 

[Bindii]

Hi Capn! Welcome to Lit!

I'm not sure if silverveil has filled you in or not, but all naked photo's have to be sent to me first before you show anyone else. Its our own form of quality control.

What! She didn't tell you about the naked photo?

 

[YourCapn]

Howdy and thanks for the warm welcome. Makes Capn a mighty happy rascal indeedy.

What? There's nudity here? Gots to git me some...er, to you of course. Hey, waitaminute....is dat you? Did ya have a accident with a chainlink fence? K-k-k-k-inky.

 

[Bindii]

Oi, you don't like my skirt?

I'm crushed!

 

[YourCapn]

...loving your skirt, er, is there a skirt in that pic? All I saw was a grade "A" caboose, prior to falling off my chair. Lordy lordy.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[YourCapn]

<schawinging head quickly from side to side, Elvis like swivel o' de hips>...conspiracy? Paranoia will destroy ya...dang it, and I just sent the nekid pics to her....<tugging the tail of my email>....help me, hep me, won't somebuddy hep me...

 

[Bindii]

...loving your skirt, er, is there a skirt in that pic? All I saw was a grade "A" caboose, prior to falling off my chair. Lordy lordy.

Don't worry I'll catch you! Wouldn't want you to injure youself.

Now about those pics???

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[YourCapn]

...puzzled as to why <b>anyone</b> would wanna see a 5-1 tall man, with a terrible chemical spill on his right side, a peculiar thumb protruding fromhis forehead and a 3rd leg like a tripod. <shrugs>..I dunno.

 

[Bindii]

...puzzled as to why <b>anyone</b> would wanna see a 5-1 tall man, with a terrible chemical spill on his right side, a peculiar thumb protruding fromhis forehead and a 3rd leg like a tripod. <shrugs>..I dunno.

I am starting to see dollar signs here, those pics should be worth a fortune!

Now about that third leg???

 

[CarolineOh]

Hi Capn, come on in and enjoy yourself!

 

[YourCapn]

<thump>oh, you mean this leg? Yeah, I've had it quite a while, kinda cums and goes as it pleases. Brutally hard to control the rascal. Ya gotta good grip? <Capn's smirk>

 

[YourCapn]

<tipping hat towards Caroline>Thanks for the welcome.

Say...didn't Springsteen write that song in your quote?

 

[missy2]

AHOY Capn!

If nautical nonesense be somethin' you wish,
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Spongebob Squarepants

Sorry,I couldn't resist!

 

[YourCapn]

Dandy quote and nautical nonsense *IS* my wish...though I tend to spell it naughtical

 

[just pet]

welcome aboard cap'n
Nice crew here... make yourself at home

pet

 

[YourCapn]

Just have to say, you all are really welcoming..<stunned here>, what a nice way to live life. Oh gawd, I need a hankie...oh, no wiat. That wasn't me.

 

[Bindii]

The welcomes start to wear a bit thin after a while...but bribery would help......pictures, dammit we want pictures1