Please Help Me!!! I confess!!

cookiejar

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*Standing before the assembled throng of Playgrounders*


Ummmmm...errrrrrrrr...ummmmm...

"I'm here to confess my terrible sin. You see people, I am a "touchy-feely" playgrounder. :eek:
My sins are many and varied..."

1- "I treat people with respect." :eek:

2- "I have been known to use the word "love"...(shame on you Cookie!)"

3- "I have been known to frequent that DASTARDLY hugs thread." :rolleyes:

4- "I have a penchant for smilies and emoticons." :eek:

5- "Sarcasm, cruelty and humiliation aren't second nature to me. I need lessons on how to be more jaded." :(

6- "I actually try to give people the benefit of the doubt."

"Anyone else want to confess their sins? Come on people!! Am I the only person who is an "EVIL" playgrounder here?"

"Please help me!! I'm in danger of permanently becoming a decent, caring, and loving person!!
 
cookiejar said:
*Standing before the assembled throng of Playgrounders*


Ummmmm...errrrrrrrr...ummmmm...

"I'm here to confess my terrible sin. You see people, I am a "touchy-feely" playgrounder. :eek:
My sins are many and varied..."

1- "I treat people with respect." :eek:

2- "I have been known to use the word "love"...(shame on you Cookie!)"

3- "I have been known to frequent that DASTARDLY hugs thread." :rolleyes:

4- "I have a penchant for smilies and emoticons." :eek:

5- "Sarcasm, cruelty and humiliation aren't second nature to me. I need lessons on how to be more jaded." :(

6- "I actually try to give people the benefit of the doubt."

"Anyone else want to confess their sins? Come on people!! Am I the only person who is an "EVIL" playgrounder here?"

"Please help me!! I'm in danger of permanently becoming a decent, caring, and loving person!!


Shame on you Cookie! Your punishment shall be severe:D :p
 
I haven't been to confession since 2nd grade, so I guess I'm overdue.:rolleyes:

I also am guilty of being touchy-feely. What can I say - I'm a sucker for hugs! I also love to use the emoticons. But can you really blame me for that? I mean, come on. THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!:D I also treat people with respect, since I was the target of MANY, MANY cruel jokes as a child.

So fear not, cookie! You are not alone.




P.S. {{{{{cookiejar}}}}}
 
Well cookie, just count me in. Maybe we should start a touchy-feely support group for "cheeky" Lit people. lol
 
sueanninct said:
I haven't been to confession since 2nd grade, so I guess I'm overdue.:rolleyes:

I also am guilty of being touchy-feely. What can I say - I'm a sucker for hugs! I also love to use the emoticons. But can you really blame me for that? I mean, come on. THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!:D I also treat people with respect, since I was the target of MANY, MANY cruel jokes as a child.

So fear not, cookie! You are not alone.




P.S. {{{{{cookiejar}}}}}



Ty Sue...that's another sin I confess to...

I was actually punished as a child for calling another child a name.
(Naughty parents!!)


{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{SUE}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
 
Native Alien said:
Well cookie, just count me in. Maybe we should start a touchy-feely support group for "cheeky" Lit people. lol



I know NA... I just can't kick this "nice" thing. :(
 
Dammmmmmm here I thought they were talking about me....*touch-feely* lmao...My mothers pet name for me was Pollyanna...


geeshhhhhhhhhh I'm sooooooo freaking guilty....I think we definately need a support group for all of us...that actually care about our friends....:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Forgive me....for I knew not what I did!!!!...Twenty lashes with a wet noodle Cookie...now take your punishment like a woman:devil:
 
Yikes cookie, except for the treat others w/respect.. I am the complete opposite of you.

-hangs head-
 
wildrose70 said:
Dammmmmmm here I thought they were talking about me....*touch-feely* lmao...My mothers pet name for me was Pollyanna...


geeshhhhhhhhhh I'm sooooooo freaking guilty....I think we definately need a support group for all of us...that actually care about our friends....:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Forgive me....for I knew not what I did!!!!...Twenty lashes with a wet noodle Cookie...now take your punishment like a woman:devil:





Momma, it depends on who is doing the punishment...:devil:

I hope the wedding was nice...you behave?? (rightttt...snort):)
 
Oh Damn it Cookiejar..... Lock me up in the same damn cell. I am guilty of all of that too...:( :(
 
cookiejar said:
Momma, it depends on who is doing the punishment...:devil:

I hope the wedding was nice...you behave?? (rightttt...snort):)


Hell no Cookie...now would that be any fun...I danced up a storm and put the younguns to shame...my grandaughters friend said *your grandma kicks ass*....lol ohhhh yeah I did have a few rum/cokes..hehe
 
1sexylady said:
Oh Damn it Cookiejar..... Lock me up in the same damn cell. I am guilty of all of that too...:( :(



OMG...the same cell with the "sexylady!" Will you corrupt me? Well?? Huh? Huh? :D
 
cookiejar said:
OMG...the same cell with the "sexylady!" Will you corrupt me? Well?? Huh? Huh? :D


:D I might.... but then you might teach me a thing or two...huh!! ;)
 
OMG more wet noodles across your bare heinie....lmao....

remember girls....whose the teacher around here:rolleyes: luv ya both...ohhhhhhhhhhh geeshhhhhhhh dammmmmm said that word too......It's soooooooooooo hard to be mean:confused:
 
I've been called 'fluffy' once or twice for using emoticons ...

Do I need to be punished as well? :D
 
Forever_Gemini said:
I've been called 'fluffy' once or twice for using emoticons ...

Do I need to be punished as well? :D

OMG... you mean these :p :rolleyes: :devil: :kiss: :heart: :) shame on you.... :mad: Get her Cookiejar...
 
Okay Thread Hi Jack here.

Forever, you find the most interesting avs that I have ever seen. I really do enjoy them all. Thank you.

:nana: :devil: :rose:

I knew that I felt a "cheeky" moment coming on. lol

Okay hi jack over now.
 
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