Please Explain

[Lauren Hynde]

The product name is:

Martin’s 100% Whole Wheat Potato Bread

If it's 100% whole wheat, then it has no potato or other ingredients in it. If it's 100% whole wheat FLOUR, then it has no potato FLOUR in it. If it has potato in it, then it's not 100% whole wheat and not 100% whole wheat flour [chunks of potato could be considered very coarse potato flour.]

1) The product is a blatant example of false advertising.
2) The manufacturer is looking for a sandwich here, a knuckle sandwich to be exact.
3) The manufacturer is so dumb that they have no idea that what they're advertising is impossible.
4) Some unlikely explanation.

How about this: The flour used to making the potato bread is 100% whole wheat, as opposed to a flour mix.

 

[Anna_Malia75]

How about this: The flour used to making the potato bread is 100% whole wheat, as opposed to a flour mix.

Oh sure, be all logical about it.

Obviously, someone has invented crumb-less bread. It's 100 percent whole. They noticed that thou was getting upset when their loaf of bread kept leaving leaving crumbs in thy jug of wine.

 

[R. Richard]

How about this: The flour used to making the potato bread is 100% whole wheat, as opposed to a flour mix.

How about this: The WHEAT flour used to making the potato bread is 100% whole wheat, as opposed to a WHEAT flour mix. [There's stated to be potato flour in the recipe.]

 

[3113]

How about this: The WHEAT flour used to making the potato bread is 100% whole wheat, as opposed to a WHEAT flour mix. [There's stated to be potato flour in the recipe.]

I like mine and Liar's explanation better. It's got Nazis and Nobel Prize winning Netherland scientists.

 

[R. Richard]

I like mine and Liar's explanation better. It's got Nazis and Nobel Prize winning Netherland scientists.

However, no naked women. This is, after all, Literotica.

 

[3113]

However, no naked women. This is, after all, Literotica.

Ah, only because I was interrupted by the Sourdough discussion. There is more to the story of our intrepid men with their sacks of potato-wheat and skis. You see...after they had to abandon their plan, they took refuge in a small town. Suddenly, the Nazis showed up!

They were quickly hidden away in the cellars with their precious horde of potato-wheat, ready to protect it with their lives! The Nazis were suspicious. They'd heard about some secret mission and were nosing about. Something had to be done! The women of the town took it upon themselves to distract the Nazis....

 

[R. Richard]

Ah, only because I was interrupted by the Sourdough discussion. There is more to the story of our intrepid men with their sacks of potato-wheat and skis. You see...after they had to abandon their plan, they took refuge in a small town. Suddenly, the Nazis showed up!

They were quickly hidden away in the cellars with their precious horde of potato-wheat, ready to protect it with their lives! The Nazis were suspicious. They'd heard about some secret mission and were nosing about. Something had to be done! The women of the town took it upon themselves to distract the Nazis....

Much better! Now, if you could add some illustrations. Full color not necessary, perhaps just charcoal skeches.