Playing with toys

BlackSnake

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Do people really get off on that stuff?

I could never get into the whole BDSM thing. It seemed like some weird cult thing. Hitting a woman? For fun? Putting chains on her, and referring to her as a slave? Shit! Weird ass fucks!

THEN!

"You let girls fuck you with this thing?" I asked her. Not believing that I hearing the truth. The strap-on was as big as my snake, but the head was small and pointed.

Just like a kid, I put it on making jokes while she talked about being a submissive. I'm thinking, "You get pleasure from this?"

I was going to give her the snake, but slapping her face with the rubber dick amused me. (I used that to insult people in my wilder days..."Shut-da-fuck-up nigga, before I take out my dick and slap the fuck out you"). She started that fake moaning saying "Yes sir" to everything I said.

The longer I had that thing on, the more fun I began to have. She started sucking on it, and said something like "...please fuck me with it sir."

There is no way I would ever fuck a chick that hard with my snake. I like my snake, but I had no fear with that rubber dick. Pussy juices everywhere! LOL! She was getting off on it. Her old man was laughing at how I was getting into it.

OK, maybe there is something to the whole BDSM thing after all. I know I really enjoyed playing with the toys. You can check out the pics on my "Action Pics" thread.

Has any of you authors had any experiences playing with toys. I was thinking about going and getting one to play with at home.
 
Hey Snake :)

Some of us authors have a pretty good deal of experience "playing with toys"

:devil:

-Colly
 
I had Lego and Tinkertoy as a kid. So I guess my fetish for toys started then.
 
Sub Joe said:
I had Lego and Tinkertoy as a kid. So I guess my fetish for toys started then.

Two or three years ago when my mom asked what I wanted for christmas I told her a set of tinker toys and linconlogs, the real kind, not the plastic ones. I thought it was a simple request, just something from my childhood I kinda missed.

I got some books and a note.

I love you, but not that much.

Mom

Along with a price list that showed an original drum of lincoln logs going for over 100$ and the same for tinker toys.


Total shock.

She did get them for me last year. It seems they are making them again thank goodness. In todays world of high end super elctronic gizmos and games I am glad to know there is still room for imagination in a kids world.

-Colly
 
Colleen,

I never played with adult toys, because the whole thing of causing a woman pain other than from inserting the snake never appealed to me.

That strap-on, I tell yeah...**** fun :nana:
 
BlackSnake said:
Colleen,

I never played with adult toys, because the whole thing of causing a woman pain other than from inserting the snake never appealed to me.

That strap-on, I tell yeah...**** fun :nana:

I'll have to take your word for it luv, I have never been on the end of one that you were ;)

-Colly
 
Colleen Thomas said:
Two or three years ago when my mom asked what I wanted for christmas I told her a set of tinker toys and linconlogs, the real kind, not the plastic ones. I thought it was a simple request, just something from my childhood I kinda missed.

I got some books and a note.

I love you, but not that much.

Mom

Along with a price list that showed an original drum of lincoln logs going for over 100$ and the same for tinker toys.


Total shock.

She did get them for me last year. It seems they are making them again thank goodness. In todays world of high end super elctronic gizmos and games I am glad to know there is still room for imagination in a kids world.

-Colly

My American Uncle used to bring me Tinkertoy from the US -- nobody had it here in the UK. We had Meccano.

Nowadays I'd like to get my hands on an Erector Set (sigh)
 
Sub Joe said:
My American Uncle used to bring me Tinkertoy from the US -- nobody had it here in the UK. We had Meccano.

Nowadays I'd like to get my hands on an Erector Set (sigh)

Good luck joe,

I treid to find my little brother one, but it seems leggo has cornered the market on building toys.

-Colly
 
Have I got news for you!

Wanting to buy something like Meccano for my son some years back, I stumbled onto the new replacement. No plastics, all real ironware in the same vein.
It's called Construx or Construction. He sold the stuff so I can't look it up.

Lego is still great though. I loved it when my son was young, gave me an excellent excuse to play with it as well. And without brothers to interfere.

:D
 
I don't care much for erector set but I do love toys and as a child of the early 80's pac man (Which I still have on atari :D)
 
Anyone seen those little Atari joysticks? Its just a joystick and it has an old school Atari in it with a stack of games. Thumbs up.

I'd be down with a submissive gal or slight masochist. I'm only into the sexual aspect though. I think everyone needs to respect each other as equals. If a girl enjoys a sexual spanking or nice rough butt fuck that just sounds hot. Its cool if she doesn't though. Very understandable.
 
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Thanks for the links, Black Tulip.

But I have to admit a slight disappointment when I downloaded the image of the "BackHoe Excavator".
 
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