plasticman...

Welcome to Lit plasticman!

What I wanna know is...

Can you stretch all parts of your body the way you do your neck and arms??

looks around innocently

What???
 
Re: MUAHHHHHH!!!!!

*bratcat* said:
Now have fun!
ooo...I like virgins!!

you mean there are nuts here? and noew you tell me brat cat ... sigh
 
And here I thought Plasticman was just a nickname for *bratcat*'s favorite sex toy.

And I was getting all turned on, too.... :(
 
Re: Re: MUAHHHHHH!!!!!

Harpoon said:


you mean there are nuts here? and noew you tell me brat cat ... sigh

[tongue in cheek]
There are not only nuts here, but fruits and flakes as well. It's a real "Granola" site. :p
[/tongue in cheek]
 
re milk

As just heard on TV.
A guy decides to sunbathe nekkid. Falls asleep and sunburns his willy. Neighbour looks over the fence and tells him the best cure is to dip his cock in milk.
So he's in the kitchen with his john thomas in a saucer of milk, when his wife walks in and says,
"I always wondered how you guys reloaded those things."
 
Oh, well weird Harold, It takes all kinds I guess. I'm relatively normal, and I fell in love with Cat. Go figure?
 
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