Pizza=woman

[Croctden]

As a Dom I tend to view a woman as a pizza. I hold one side the fire and put specialities on the other.

 

[niteshade]

Um... Ok, my blonde might be showing... but I really do not get that.

 

[bunny bondage]

from the thread title, i thought you had discovered that having pizza attracted women to you, or perhaps that you had figured out a way to somehow turn pizza into women....

but i'm with niteshade, i don't get it

 

[niteshade]

Thank Bunny. I don't feel so silly now.

 

[Croctden]

Okay I was rusty and it came out weird.

I was just thinking that I tend to spank/whip the back of a girl, but focus most of the other sensations on the front. Then I thought pizza. Maybe I was hungry.

or perhaps that you had figured out a way to somehow turn pizza into women....

I like your idea better, I'll start working on that tomorrow.

 

[bunny bondage]

Re: Okay I was rusty and it came out weird.

I was just thinking that I tend to spank/whip the back of a girl, but focus most of the other sensations on the front. Then I thought pizza. Maybe I was hungry.



I like your idea better, I'll start working on that tomorrow.

be sure to keep me updated on your progress, i'll be interested to see how this goes

 

[Justina123]

Oooohh...food play....now there's a topic!

- justina

 

[MissTaken]

As a sub, I view myself as a my favorite bath squeegy. They feel so good.

I take from my Dom until I am totally saturated and have absorbed all that I can.

Then, he needs to put his hands on me, hold me, squeeze me until I am ready for more!

Gosh!

I need some coffee, guys!

 

[Desdemona]

Hell, I don't understand any of this but its making me horny anyway.



Oh wait, that's right.... I was horny to start with.

 

[Solitude]

Horny? Guess that's generally just a constant state for me. This -- this is just making me hungry.

 

[WriterDom]

Mine are Calzones. So I can beat either side till the ingredients leak out.

 

[Caitlynne]

Hell, I don't understand any of this but its making me horny anyway.



Oh wait, that's right.... I was horny to start with.

What she said!!!!

 

[Croctden]

Re: Re: Okay I was rusty and it came out weird.

be sure to keep me updated on your progress, i'll be interested to see how this goes

So far not so good

 

[His Precious]

Mine are Calzones. So I can beat either side till the ingredients leak out.

 

[Chicklet]

Mine are Calzones. So I can beat either side till the ingredients leak out.

lmao

...I like pizza.

 

[Solitude]

Re: Re: Re: Okay I was rusty and it came out weird.

So far not so good

LOL... Pizza the Hut?!?

Nevermind what I said about this making me hungry.

 

[Croctden]

I'm just glad someone else remembers "Spaceballs." Everyone loved that movie when if first came out, but no one mentions is anymore.

Come on have a bite. You know you want to. "I love this guy."

 

[niteshade]

I'm just glad someone else remembers "Spaceballs." Everyone loved that movie when if first came out, but no one mentions is anymore.

Come on have a bite. You know you want to. "I love this guy."

Actually, I tried to rent it the other day and couldn't find it. Wonder which one of you Doms should be president Screw?

 

[bunny bondage]

remember it? i own a copy! mel brooks is my hero.

 

[Howling_Ire]

i got in trouble when i worked at a call center one time...because i was talking to a Mr Schwartz..and at the end of the conversation instead of saying the usual thank you for calling blah balh blah speal..i said

"and may the Schwartz be with you, Sir."

 

[Croctden]

Actually, I tried to rent it the other day and couldn't find it. Wonder which one of you Doms should be president Screw?

Thanks for proving my point.

I'd just be an Asshole.

 

[FungiUg]

...but you never told us what the toppings you use are!

 

[Etoile]

Heh, now I want pizza - and it is so not on my diet! Ah well. I did get a piece at Coney Island on Saturday, but it wasn't very good.

 

[Croctden]

...but you never told us what the toppings you use are!

Nipple clamps would be what? Pepperoni?

 

[ammre]

nipple clamps would be mushrooms becasue i imagine mushrooms as georing and standing up.. while the nipple clamps definatelly make things stand up...

hrm bdsm analogies... i kinda like the sponge one too...