Pity Me

[Angel]

I'm so bored I have sunk to the level of planning on leaving my house tonight, scantily clad to gyrate like a wanton sex-starved slut to some foundation shaking bassline, and to consume mass amounts of alcohol. Hopefully I won't need to wrap my fingers around some poor drunken loser's sack and remind him that I don't like pickup lines or random groping of my body parts.

Now I must go shower before yet another person goes in there and I'll be forced to go out into public looking like utter shit.

 

[Siren]

Just another saturday nite for the ole Angel Food Cake eh?

 

[Angel]

I would rather die than pick up some drunken fool in a dance club. I'm only going because I so stupidly promised my cousin I would go.

I HATE clubbing.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Trade ya, I gotta work at WallyHell 'til 0130.

 

[TonyG]

Ummm, where is that club located?

 

[Siren]

Clubbing? mmmmmmmmm

 

[Angel]

Siren, you can beat me over the head with a club anytime.

Now should I wear the white backless shirt, or the black tank that my cleavage pours out of the top?

Tony?

 

[Mistress]

Siren, you can beat me over the head with a club anytime.

Now should I wear the white backless shirt, or the black tank that my cleavage pours out of the top?

Tony?

CLEAVAGE!

 

[Blackbich]

Backless is always good!

 

[TinaG13]

Siren, you can beat me over the head with a club anytime.

Now should I wear the white backless shirt, or the black tank that my cleavage pours out of the top?

Tony?

It all depends on whether you want to leave a lasting impression coming or going!

 

[Siren]

MMMMMMMM lets see

 

[April]

I'd go for the cleavage one, too.
The backless one might be too tempting for some guy with no impulse control to try to stick his hand around the front, and then you would be forced to do bodily injury to him. Therefore, the cleavage one might be the better one, unless you want to do bodily injury.

*gasping for breath* LOL

 

[Angel]

Re: MMMMMMMM lets see

Do you have a sexy back and shoulder blade area?
and do your nipples show through the front?

Cuz if the answernis yes to both....I go for the white
backless shirt...grrrrrrrr

yummy, give me a slice of that Angel Food Cake.

I hate my back, but I've never heard complaints from any men who've seen it. I just have a really short top half, and then extra long legs... so I hate how short the upper half is. And no, no nipples, it has a built in bra cuz it's backless.

 

[TonyG]

Originally posted by Angel
Now should I wear the white backless shirt, or the black tank that my cleavage pours out of the top?

Tony?

Backless. I love placing my hand on a women's bare back and manuvering her around the dance floor. That way she can feel my every manipulation.

 

[Siren]

Rip out the bra

 

[Blackbich]

Okay, if you hate your back then go with the cleavage then. Since you're already going to be in a situation you don't want to be in, don't complicate it with the back thing.

Show off them breas-ta-ma-sis, girlfriend!!!!

 

[Guest]

I would rather die than pick up some drunken fool in a dance club.

What happened to your boyfriend Xander?

 

[Siren]

Okay ignore it all

 

[Dillinger]

Now should I wear the white backless shirt, or the black tank that my cleavage pours out of the top?

Don't you have something backless that also lets your cleavage pour out of the top?

I'm so bored I have sunk to the level of planning on leaving my house tonight, scantily clad to gyrate like a wanton sex-starved slut to some foundation shaking bassline, and to consume mass amounts of alcohol.

Damn... where's my invite? Directions? *sigh* Give a guy some advance notice why don't you?

]Hopefully I won't need to wrap my fingers around some poor drunken loser's sack and remind him that I don't like pickup lines or random groping of my body parts.

I don't drink much... most of the time... and good luck getting your fingers around my sack unless you use both hands. I don't do pickup lines. And when I grope its never random.

[Edited by Dillinger on 05-19-2001 at 03:42 PM]

 

[Angel]

I would rather die than pick up some drunken fool in a dance club.

What happened to your boyfriend Xander?

Sorry, I've devoted my life to Siren.

 

[Guest]

I am so sorry, Angel. It's just that I am so jealous of the fact that you are so utterly beautiful and charming and you have perfect boobs and I am a dirty, unbathed cow who wished Xander liked me instead.

PLZ 4GIVE ME

 

[Celestiale]

I can't pity you...I'm jealous!!!! It's been ages since they've let me out to play! Try and have fun anyway and have a "flaming brushfire" shot for meeeee!

 

[Siren]

Thats right Angel Food Cake

 

[Angel]

Yay

I'm not going after all. I get to sit here and get drunk with someone instead :-D

 

[TinaG13]

Hey girl!!

You have all of us to get drunk with, so you're doing allright! lol