Pissing contest
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p_p_man
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Really, really strict...
Two umpires are required and two reserves. in case one or both are overcome with fumes, nausea, the need to go themselves etc.
The distance has to be measured electronically from the tip of the penis to where the first drop of liquid hits the ground.
It has to take place on dry, light coloured concrete.
The first splash only is taken into account. Thus leading to contestants holding it in for as long as possible until a full blast can be release with maximun force.
Contestants are allowed one hour's drinking time before the contest officially begins.
The winner is the one who's splash, taken to the leading edge, goes the furthest distance.
Each contest is over when the contestants have squirted three times.
No artificial aids such as elastic bands can be used to help build up the pressure,
And in common with all sports, drugs are forbidden.
The Squirting, as it is known, begins when a designated umpire shouts "PISS OFF" in a loud voice
There are various sub clauses to the rules but the above is all I remember at the moment.
It's a good, clean, fun loving sport.
Go and enjoy.
And remember...
PISS OFF
Two umpires are required and two reserves. in case one or both are overcome with fumes, nausea, the need to go themselves etc.
The distance has to be measured electronically from the tip of the penis to where the first drop of liquid hits the ground.
It has to take place on dry, light coloured concrete.
The first splash only is taken into account. Thus leading to contestants holding it in for as long as possible until a full blast can be release with maximun force.
Contestants are allowed one hour's drinking time before the contest officially begins.
The winner is the one who's splash, taken to the leading edge, goes the furthest distance.
Each contest is over when the contestants have squirted three times.
No artificial aids such as elastic bands can be used to help build up the pressure,
And in common with all sports, drugs are forbidden.
The Squirting, as it is known, begins when a designated umpire shouts "PISS OFF" in a loud voice
There are various sub clauses to the rules but the above is all I remember at the moment.
It's a good, clean, fun loving sport.
Go and enjoy.
And remember...
PISS OFF
p_p_man
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I'd forgotten the Ladies...
The rules are slightly different inasmuch it's not the distance that's measured but the height and water proofs are to be worn at all times.
Lady contestants are allowed to lie down in a comfortable position and are allowed to use arificial aids such as a soft reclining chair with strong arm rests.
The Squirting Surface is to be an upright object, preferable a wall constructed of light coloured material, in case of "spread shooting", and the winner is the contestant who gains the most height from ground level.
Apart from these small amendments the rules are basically the same.
Next week I'll give you the rules of "Who Can Thrown A Flame The Furthest From A Fart" contest.
Meanwhile...
PISS OFF
The rules are slightly different inasmuch it's not the distance that's measured but the height and water proofs are to be worn at all times.
Lady contestants are allowed to lie down in a comfortable position and are allowed to use arificial aids such as a soft reclining chair with strong arm rests.
The Squirting Surface is to be an upright object, preferable a wall constructed of light coloured material, in case of "spread shooting", and the winner is the contestant who gains the most height from ground level.
Apart from these small amendments the rules are basically the same.
Next week I'll give you the rules of "Who Can Thrown A Flame The Furthest From A Fart" contest.
Meanwhile...
PISS OFF
Isolde
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No artificial aids such as elastic bands can be used to help build up the pressure,
Okay now THAT is just an owie..
I dont care WHAT the prize you were 'shooting' for a rubber band around a guys nuts or cock seems to me to not be a nice thought.
Owie...Owie...Owie!
Okay now THAT is just an owie..
I dont care WHAT the prize you were 'shooting' for a rubber band around a guys nuts or cock seems to me to not be a nice thought.
Owie...Owie...Owie!
Stonedagger
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smacking her ass like she asked
hehehehehehe - nice ass too firm and sexy!!
jadedpast said:
hehehehehehe - nice ass too firm and sexy!!
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