Pissed Thread

[NoJo]

In the English sense of the word. Only posts from people who've had a few drinks here, please.


I thank you.

Joe (One and half bottles of sake)

 

[gauchecritic]

damn. Have to wait while tomorrow. The day after I suppose, as I won't be in til after 12. Works do.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Cheers mate! I've had a couple of Bacardi and cokes, but then again, I'm not counting.

NO! I am not as bad as I was the other night.

Lou

 

[NoJo]

That would be hardly possible, my dear.

 

[Guest]

Quite!

Never going *there* again.

 

[destinie21]

I've had more glenfiddich than I care to tell

the mrs <--- knocking em back like a pro

 

[NoJo]

Pray tell, des. I'm all ears (probably why I never get a date).

I bet I could drink you under the table. In fact I'm offering to do it anytime you want...

 

[destinie21]

lol I'm half through the bottle and I'll meet you under the table anytime

 

[NoJo]

I hope you're eating pretzels or something.

I noticed that ladies just get hornier and hornier on booze, until they collapse, while men start out fine, but lose it, and then collapse. Never go drinking with a woman. Unless you're also a woman, I suppose. Which you are. So I guess it's okay. About the pretzels.

 

[destinie21]

Nope no pretzles but I did cook jamacian chicken with black beans and rice and a little fried okra for good measure. I'm always horny but probably more so now lol

 

[NoJo]

Mmm, soul food. Now that's what I need right now. All I have is Wrigleys extra mint. Phhooey.

I can smell that from here. That's a lot sexier food than the Korean food I ate earlier. That stuff has got to be the sexiest food. I planned a big road trip through the South of the US. I ran out of money, though. Maybe in a couple of years.

Is that where you're from? Jamiaca? Or do you just cook the food?

 

[destinie21]

I'm a new york girl but my dad is jamacian
besides I just like to cook

 

[NoJo]

Now I know where you get your flow from...

 

[CharleyH]

black russians and getting VERY loose suddenly..... might need to make phone calls if lit speakers are to drunk to get up to the call.

 

[NoJo]

Quite!

Never going *there* again.

You should go *there* whenever you want, K. It's like taking a holiday. Just make sure you have a return ticket.

 

[CharleyH]

I'm a new york girl but my dad is jamacian
besides I just like to cook

PS cooking is the point! would you like to be deglazed ot Fambe'ed my dear?

 

[NoJo]

black russians and getting VERY loose suddenly..... might need to make phone calls if lit speakers are to drunk to get up to the call.

Hey, Charley, I'm Russian, or at least myparents are. I don't know what we can do about the black tho. Dang.

 

[destinie21]

PS cooking is the point! would you like to be deglazed ot Fambe'ed my dear?

yes please

 

[destinie21]

Now I know where you get your flow from...

lol I'll have to show you my Patois one day

 

[shereads]

I'm a new york girl but my dad is jamacian
besides I just like to cook

Do you make Jamaican Black Cake (Fruit Cake) at Christmas? Someone used to bring it to our office and a little tiny wedge of it would get me drunk. It's not like a fruit cake. It's currants and molasses and Jamaican dark rum and port wine and some additional Jamaican dark rum, pureed in a blender and then baked. After which some more Jamaican dark rum and port wine are poured over it.

Yowsa. I'm not much of a drinker, but I loves me some Jamaican Black Cake. And peas 'n rice with jerked chicken.

 

[destinie21]

yeah I can make a mean black cake but shhh

 

[shereads]

yeah I can make a mean black cake but shhh

Eeeee! I'll exchange you twelve American-style fruitcakes for one Jamaican black cake. If you like, I won't even send you the twelve; I'll trash them and save you the trouble.

Drunk on cake = innocently drunk, by Southern Baptist standards.

(It's no coincidence that my sweet god-fearing mom is known throughout her community for her killer rum cake. Tee-totalling, fire-and-brimstone ministers cry at the taste of a church lady's rum cake.)

 

[minsue]

In the English sense of the word. Only posts from people who've had a few drinks here, please.


I thank you.

Joe (One and half bottles of sake)

What about those of us currently sober who intend to get pissed this evening?

 

[destinie21]

lol Shere,
and what would you do for Coconut-Ginger Shrimp with Mango-Citrus Salsa and some Sorrel Drink

 

[NoJo]

Sher, just wanted to check that you were drunk. It's very important that you're drunk. Some sign, like typo's, being accidentally incredibly offensive, would be good right now, otherwise people might suspect upi of being stone cold dover. Not appropriate on a pissed thread.

How strong is sake anyway? I feel like shit.