Pissed off!...about piss.

[THROBBS]

It is not just little boys and careless or drunk men who get pee on the toilets!
Women can and DO too.

Especially referring to on the front of the porcelain bowl.
As a man standing and peeing (for at least 45 years of practice) I have pretty good aim...and being not very tall but moderately long, there is not a great distance, which improves my targeting ability. OF COURSE, there can be errant flow and of course there is some back splash spray possible. I rarely get any significant amount on the FRONT of the bowl. I nearly always clean up any urine that is on a surface that is not acceptable (any but INSIDE).

Seated.... also.. is POSSIBLE to pee forward and under the rim... but if a guy does that. it is likely to hit the back of his underwear and or pants. And typically (don't know what other guys do) I actually push my cock down a bit...two reasons; keeps it from touching the inside of the seat and or bowl (ick) and of course..AIMS the pee INTO the bowl.


Now women.... generally speaking, a woman's urethra naturally points down and forward a bit.... SO.. to avoid peeing FORWARD (under the seat and onto the bowl front) they must sit back a bit..and/or lean forward (which tilts the pelvis down and consequently the urethra and pee direction as well. yes? yes.

And this does not take into account "hovering".. but that is more an issue in public facilities.

 

[THROBBS]

So... just piss off!

 

[THROBBS]

I understand there are variations in anatomy, toilet bowl and seat design.
And of course urine flow... dribble to jet.

All factors.

 

[3113]

I don't think you're doing this scientifically enough. You need to go into both men and women's bathrooms--where only one gender (presumably) spills and check out which leaves more splattered around.

 

[THROBBS]

I don't think you're doing this scientifically enough. You need to go into both men and women's bathrooms--where only one gender (presumably) spills and check out which leaves more splattered around.

I might.


but this is primarily with regard to private facilities.

I'd be HAPPY to dismiss the "hovering" that is so popular in women's public restrooms.

And I am not even quantifying the AMOUNTS or frequency.
It seems to me that the is a HUGE disparity in the assumptions about ONLY men displacing pee.

 

[LaRocha]

How many dude's sit down to pee? It seems like a bad idea, it'll come out between the seat and porcelain. Pregnant women are good at peeing on the seat.

 

[THROBBS]

How many dude's sit down to pee? It seems like a bad idea, it'll come out between the seat and porcelain. Pregnant women are good at peeing on the seat.

WHEN they take a shit..they will often pee as well. surprised?

and that is WHY a guy (me) might use some manual assist.

 

[THROBBS]

How many dude's sit down to pee? It seems like a bad idea, it'll come out between the seat and porcelain. Pregnant women are good at peeing on the seat.

Strictly speaking.. my experience is somewhat limited...
Do women pee and poop at separate times...? like dogs.
PEE here (and there and there)...and poop over here.

 

[3113]

Do women pee and poop at separate times...?

To enlighten you and only to enlighten you...no.

 

[THROBBS]

To enlighten you and only to enlighten you...no.

Thanks!
I wouldn't THINK so.

 

[THROBBS]

... Pregnant women are good at peeing on the seat.

OH...and BTW

Pregnant women are in a separate category and should be given plenty of slack. IMO

I can only TRY and imagine someone dancing on my bladder. I CAN begin to imagine the concept of a belly such that I can't even see the pee!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dammit...an' here I was hoping this thread was about micturation erotica.

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[theravenfox]

Not sure why I feel the need to weigh in on this issue, but I do.

As a person of the female gender, I have been in both kinds of public facilities. Any woman who says she's never opted for the men's room when the line for the ladies was around the corner is fibbing to protect her modesty. I have no modesty, so there you are. I have peed in the little boys room!

Men, do indeed, miss the mark when it comes to urination. Little boys are the worst as they will pee wherever they look. ("Look at the hole in the toilet, son! Aim for the hole!...damn, I'll get the mop"). They get better as they age, but tend to regress based on alcohol consumption. White men can't jump? I don't know about that. But I DO know that drunk men can't aim!

At home, I have delicately requested that the males of my household sit to pee. ("If you can't hit the damn toilet bowl/remember to put the seat back down/not piss on the floor, I'm not cleaning the bathroom anymore!"...see? DELICATE!) They do not feel emasculated. They understand that the estrogen-bearers in the house have different needs and desires than they. They understand that life just ain't worth living if those needs and desires aren't met regularly. Cleanliness is one of those desires.

Anyway people in general are just gross. The hovering thing you mentioned is an EXCELLENT way to piss all over the seat! And why should those nasty bitches take the time to wipe it up with some tissue? They're in a hurry to get back out on the dance floor and shake some ass for the masses! These are usually the women who are buttoning their jeans as they go out of the restroom door, completely bypassing the sink. YUCK!

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat...preferably with a bleach-based cleanser.

 

[THROBBS]

Dammit...an' here I was hoping this thread was about micturation erotica.

it can be.

I think it is likely to be well on its way to becoming so.

 

[THROBBS]

Not sure why I feel the need to weigh in on this issue, but I do.

As a person of the female gender, I have been in both kinds of public facilities. Any woman who says she's never opted for the men's room when the line for the ladies was around the corner is fibbing to protect her modesty. I have no modesty, so there you are. I have peed in the little boys room!

Men, do indeed, miss the mark when it comes to urination. Little boys are the worst as they will pee wherever they look. ("Look at the hole in the toilet, son! Aim for the hole!...damn, I'll get the mop"). They get better as they age, but tend to regress based on alcohol consumption. White men can't jump? I don't know about that. But I DO know that drunk men can't aim!

At home, I have delicately requested that the males of my household sit to pee. ("If you can't hit the damn toilet bowl/remember to put the seat back down/not piss on the floor, I'm not cleaning the bathroom anymore!"...see? DELICATE!) They do not feel emasculated. They understand that the estrogen-bearers in the house have different needs and desires than they. They understand that life just ain't worth living if those needs and desires aren't met regularly. Cleanliness is one of those desires.

Anyway people in general are just gross. The hovering thing you mentioned is an EXCELLENT way to piss all over the seat! And why should those nasty bitches take the time to wipe it up with some tissue? They're in a hurry to get back out on the dance floor and shake some ass for the masses! These are usually the women who are buttoning their jeans as they go out of the restroom door, completely bypassing the sink. YUCK!

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat...preferably with a bleach-based cleanser.

I agree, theravenfox.... and add that women get pee on the toilet TOO.

I will not be sitting down to (just) pee. I WILL clean up if I miss. And, I do put the seat back down...not a big effort on my part. There are three women in my household and only one of me. I also am the primary cleaner of the upstairs bathroom, which is used the most.

 

[LaRocha]

I don't piss and dump at the same time man. Like a full on piss happens standing, then/or a dumperoo sitting. If anything a few dribbles come out my wang while I'm crapping, but there's is no pissing and shitting happening simultaneously in the way you describe. Maybe your wiener works different than mine.

 

[THROBBS]

I don't piss and dump at the same time man. Like a full on piss happens standing, then/or a dumperoo sitting. If anything a few dribbles come out my wang while I'm crapping, but there's is no pissing and shitting happening simultaneously in the way you describe. Maybe your wiener works different than mine.

Not simultaneously, at the same "Sitting" (shitting). Interesting, so you take a crap, then stand for a piss or vice versa?

Funny, from your 1st comment, I thought you were a woman. Sorry about that.

 

[DeeZire]

How many dude's sit down to pee? It seems like a bad idea, it'll come out between the seat and porcelain. Pregnant women are good at peeing on the seat.

Sometimes, in the morning, when peeing standing up would result in piss on the wall, sitting down and forcefully tucking the wang under the seat lip is the only option - other than waiting five minutes for the unruly member to get over itself and relax.

Coming from a very tall family, my dad suggested, when visiting, it's polite to get down on one knee to piss. This accomplishes two things - it makes the pissing quieter, and it puts a very tall person's wang much closer to the target.

I swear, every time I have dudes over here doing music and such, the top lip of the toilet bowl looks like it's been dappled with yellow paint - something the never, ever happens when I'm home alone. Based on this observation, I would suggest that males are much messier in the bathroom than females.

 

[theravenfox]

Based on this observation, I would suggest that males are much messier in the bathroom than females.

ONLY at home. In the public restrooms, it's a toss-up. I carry antibacterial wipes in my purse...it's a germ-infested jungle out there!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Shane McGowan has another explanation;

I gave my love a goodnight kiss
I went to take a midnight piss
But the toilet moved and again I missed
Down on Rain Street...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Fj0FnoLC8

 

[bronzeage]

She: I have to pee.
He: Can I watch?
She: No!
He: Can I listen?
She: Nooooooooo!
He: Ahahahaha, you can't stop me from listening.

 

[THROBBS]

She: I have to pee.
He: Can I watch?
She: No!
He: Can I listen?
She: Nooooooooo!
He: Ahahahaha, you can't stop me from listening.

Love it!

 

[THROBBS]

Ever see the Seinfeld episode where George pees in the shower at the gym?

heehee....

At least there it is all washed away!

 

[cahab]

She: I have to pee.
He: Can I watch?
She: No!
He: Can I listen?
She: Nooooooooo!
He: Ahahahaha, you can't stop me from listening.

Wasn't that an episode of Scrubs?

Can't find the clip. Someone go be geeky.

 

[bronzeage]

Wasn't that an episode of Scrubs?

Can't find the clip. Someone go be geeky.

I'm pretty sure I am the author of that little exchange.