P. B. Walker
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I'm on a business trip... and I forgot to bring my lube. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK!
Pissed at myself
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AnelizeDarkEyes
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PBW. Make a list. Check it twice. THEN pack. Tsk Tsk.
~anelize--"who always packs with a list"
~anelize--"who always packs with a list"
seXieleXie
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shower + shampoo
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As Saddam would say:
"But the birth, as all other births which came before it in the horizon of humanity and in our nation, was not able to render ineffectual the croak of ravens, nor the hissing of snakes or the crossing of far crocodiles from the seas of their family in order to help the beasts of earth in their attack against the sun, in a desperate hope to obscure its light which radiated from Baghdad or to shed the blood of its people in a fake hope and out of an imagination that the generous blood shed on the soil of Baghdad and on the soil of Iraq could hinder the plants and trees from becoming green, from blossoming and from carrying with its fragrance pollens which might tempt the appetite of butterflies, and thus be able to carry with the news of new faith and resolution, with the dew and tears, a pollen to every tree whose branches and leaves become dry or ceased to give fruits now that the water ceased to reach its roots and was confident that no one could take care of its fruits and guard its plants, trees and growth."
"But the birth, as all other births which came before it in the horizon of humanity and in our nation, was not able to render ineffectual the croak of ravens, nor the hissing of snakes or the crossing of far crocodiles from the seas of their family in order to help the beasts of earth in their attack against the sun, in a desperate hope to obscure its light which radiated from Baghdad or to shed the blood of its people in a fake hope and out of an imagination that the generous blood shed on the soil of Baghdad and on the soil of Iraq could hinder the plants and trees from becoming green, from blossoming and from carrying with its fragrance pollens which might tempt the appetite of butterflies, and thus be able to carry with the news of new faith and resolution, with the dew and tears, a pollen to every tree whose branches and leaves become dry or ceased to give fruits now that the water ceased to reach its roots and was confident that no one could take care of its fruits and guard its plants, trees and growth."
P. B. Walker
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Maybe I'll see what it's like to go 3 days without an orgasm.
Maybe not. Heh.
Maybe not. Heh.
ksmybuttons
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Mischka said:
It's nice to carry your own lube, isn't it?
P. B. Walker
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Pyper said:
At least I didn't say "Pissed on myself". Doh.
