Piss On Everything? Tomorrow's Saturday?

[riff]

Fuck shit fucking stupid idiots run the world fuck fuck fuck god damn.

This ain't no creative fucking writing exorcise.

I feel completely rebellious, belligerent, destructive, and sarcastic. I told my students yesterday that I was postponing the next exam until Monday because I didn't think they were ready. I had planned of a day of review and lecture, but I am of the mind today to just give them the fucking test, tell them they can take it using notes, and to leave me the fuck alone.

I don't care if they learn the shit or not, I already know it.

I am venting. Bear with me.

It's just gonna be more of the same boring crap on monday. And they want me back next year and it's just gonna be more of the same boring crap, paperwork, and demands from politicians who have not a clue as to what reality in the classroom consists of.

I'm fucking pissed.

 

[riff]

Goddamned. You would think that after a week of spring break I would feel refreshed. Maybe I am and don't realize it.

I love teaching. It's too fucking bad the god damned education system in Louisiana is not set up for it.

It's not about learning. It's about looking good. Fuck you, Governor Foster. What the fuck did you ever do to improve the system in this state like you said you would? You suck. Go ride your goddamned Harley without a helmet and smash your brains out. The world will be a better place.

 

[riff]

I need dope, sex, money, rock & roll, and a giant pussy to dive into.

Really, tomorrow is friday. A steady stream of food and a steady stream of pussy could solve all the worlds problems. I am convinced.

 

[riff]

Did I forget to mention my boss is out of town today at a FUCKING GOLF TOURNEY?

 

[SINthysist]

Run out to the golf course (with ski mask of course) and kick his ass!

Then go give that test!

Teach the little holes and stoppers about life, the hard way!

 

[Rambrat]

Fuck shit fucking stupid idiots run the world fuck fuck fuck god damn.

This ain't no creative fucking writing exorcise.

I feel completely rebellious, belligerent, destructive, and sarcastic. I told my students yesterday that I was postponing the next exam until Monday because I didn't think they were ready. I had planned of a day of review and lecture, but I am of the mind today to just give them the fucking test, tell them they can take it using notes, and to leave me the fuck alone.

I don't care if they learn the shit or not, I already know it.

I am venting. Bear with me.

It's just gonna be more of the same boring crap on monday. And they want me back next year and it's just gonna be more of the same boring crap, paperwork, and demands from politicians who have not a clue as to what reality in the classroom consists of.

I'm fucking pissed.

so...you're a girl?

 

[plasticman33]

I need dope, sex, money, rock & roll, and a giant pussy to dive into.

Really, tomorrow is friday. A steady stream of food and a steady stream of pussy could solve all the worlds problems. I am convinced.

Rambrat! I don't think that sounds like a girl to me!

 

[Cheyenne]

Run out to the golf course (with ski mask of course) and kick his ass!

That would be HER ass.

 

[SINthysist]

Damn!

Nailed again!

 

[Rambrat]

Rambrat! I don't think that sounds like a girl to me!

Could be Bi!

 

[riff]

Everyone is bi, we just don't act on it.

 

[aussie-Couple]

Don't remind me ..... just as bad as Mon - Fri!!

 

[riff]

Wow. I just woke up from my nap. What a deep sleep! I dreamed some weird shit but can't remember what it was!

 

[riff]

And i need to walk to the sto' fo' some coffee.

 

[alexandraaah]

I need dope, sex, money, rock & roll, and a giant pussy to dive into.

Really, tomorrow is friday. A steady stream of food and a steady stream of pussy could solve all the worlds problems. I am convinced.

Guess what riff? Today is Friday. Not tomorrow, today.

Don't waste your time longing for what you have when you don't even know it's already there! Of course, this is only in reference to the day of the week, so for all other things....long away.

Stay cool, shithead.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Let me just say that anyone who chooses to be a teacher in these modern day school systems deserves as much coffee, nicotine, and pussies/cocks as they could ever wish for.
I doff my panties in homage to you Riff.

 

[riff]

Let me just say that anyone who chooses to be a teacher in these modern day school systems deserves as much coffee, nicotine, and pussies/cocks as they could ever wish for.
I doff my panties in homage to you Riff.

Thanks, I like panties. Especially when they get caught on a blade of the ceiling fan. I lie there and watch them go round and round and round....

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Thanks, I like panties. Especially when they get caught on a blade of the ceiling fan. I lie there and watch them go round and round and round....

At least you are doing something constructive with them.
Let me know if you want to do something deconstructive with them later.