Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday! TGIF

[riff]

Hell yes!

And my boss is out of town again! Join the club people! Sweep the rug into the fireplace.

Let's rumble!

I bet I could lick ya and stick ya before ya can throw me and blow me!

My associate is an idiot and I don't care
My associate is an idiot and I don't care
My associate is an idiot and I don't caaarrree....
My boss has gone away.....

 

[Guest]

 

[freescorfr]

Enjoy it, riff, I'm busy in Paris all weekend.


I don't work I've never liked work
Work is a disease.

I like being busy and being occupied, engrossed in tasks.

But work No No No.

Enjoy your weekend.

 

[riff]

Shit, I wish I was in Paris.

To hell with Texas. Nothing but yahoos there.
(there is a Paris, Texas, ya know)

France! That's where Rebecca Lord is from. She's the chick I am making out with in my AV. Doesn't she look delicious? I'd like to stick some chocolate in her butt, pour Chateauneuf de Pap all over her ass, and enjoy the good life.

 

[juicylips]

I think you have a definite head start on your weekend, riff.

Take me with you.

jl

 

[riff]

I think you have a definite head start on your weekend, riff.

Take me with you.

jl

Can I suck herseys kisses from your butt and pour red wine on your ass? Would ya let me do that with you juicy?

 

[juicylips]

Can I suck herseys kisses from your butt and pour red wine on your ass? Would ya let me do that with you juicy?

Whatever you want, riffilicious...

You know I am your fuck toy, babe

jl

 

[riff]

There is truly something wonderful about a woman's anus. I feel like Tomas in The Unbearable Lightness of Being sometimes. Why don't we pour wine in your chalice where I might drink, and I'll suck kisses from your butt.

jesus christ, I am a degenerate ....

 

[VanB]

POETS Day

I thought it was Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday

But the sentiment is the same

TGIF

 

[riff]

I'd rather piss on everything thing than piss off early. It's just my constitution.

Tomorrow is Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Sunday.

I have a fetish for weekends.

 

[VanB]

I'd rather piss on everything thing than piss off early. It's just my constitution.

Tomorrow is Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Sunday.

I have a fetish for weekends.

Sounds more like you have a fetish for pissing on things. LOL

 

[riff]

Sounds more like you have a fetish for pissing on things. LOL

Maybe you're right.

~whips out dick and pisses on your leg~

There. I feel better....

 

[VanB]

Maybe you're right.

~whips out dick and pisses on your leg~

There. I feel better....

ROFLMAO

I knew you were odd

 

[riff]

You still here? LOL

~soaks your left shoe with a stream~

hehehehe

 

[Ask For More]

I have to work tomorrow....
And Sunday, and Monday, and Tuesday, and Wednesday, and Thursday, and Friday.
*sigh* No rest for the wicked...

 

[VanB]

You still here? LOL

~soaks your left shoe with a stream~

hehehehe

Careful - I'm storing up a torrent to unleash in retaliation

 

[riff]

I could have said it was "Piss On England Tomorrow's Saturday!"



gotta get to campus. Long live the prime minister and what is that crazy woman's name that yall have running parliament?

Long life to her! I used to watch your government in action. There is something good to be said about all of the fun they have over there!

 

[juicylips]

Hey guys...

If this is going to be a pissing contest..I want to see some cock pics

jl

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hye Foxychick

beatya.. I'm here already!

 

[Guest]

 

[riff]

Why is it we Americans are always last? LOL

 

[freescorfr]

Why is it we Americans are always last? LOL

because you work riff. I don't and those who do here have a 35 hour week, 8 weeks hols/year and the best medical care in the world - for everyone. 68% of French - in this weks poll believe the social security system works well - and very few people make millions, and very few are in poverty.

I'll give MMe. Lords a big kiss for you.

 

[riff]

That would be great if you could! But I think she's in California or Nevada. God knows where.

I just want her to cum in my face!

 

[riff]

yep, she does it for me!

Rebecca Lord.

Any EQ people, I am on Morrell-Thule. Send tell to Sarcaster or Molodets Loveleaf (a main character) if u are around!

POETS!