Pirate Porn

[evesdream]

what ever happened to pirate porn?

think of the blackhearted eyepatched peglegged possiblities. i am..

 

[evesdream]

"Bleyargh, who's yer captain?!"

 

[niteloser]

I have one! I got it from Ucellis! it's called "Conquest" go ahead and watch it some time!!!

 

[evesdream]

I have one! I got it from Ucellis! it's called "Conquest" go ahead and watch it some time!!!

well, okay. but only if there is a talking skull named "Murray" plus dashing, daring rescue attempts and impossibly pulled-off escapes.
And only if someone roars "ARrrgh, ye fucked me hearty!"

 

[niteloser]

well, okay. but only if there is a talking skull named "Murray" plus dashing, daring rescue attempts and impossibly pulled-off escapes.
And only if someone roars "ARrrgh, ye fucked me hearty!"

I don't remember that being in there.... Now I'm just going to have to watch it again and see... Thanks for making me watch porn!!!

 

[bridgeburner]

Ah, the bodice rippers of the 70's with gang-rape by pirates on the high-seas! Lousy books in general but this was the first "porn" I was ever exposed to and I was always disappointed if the maiden was rescued in time or if they didn't sufficiently describe what was done to her.

And who didn't think Adam Ant was about the sexiest thing alive in his Pirate garb??


Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me!!!

-B

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Pirate?

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

 

[niteloser]

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

why is Roger so jolly?

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Ten minutes is not going to be anywhere near enough time to show you.

 

[Vixandra]

There were some decent "bodice ripper" books way back then.
Take the Captive Passion & its sequals- those were pretty good, long as they featured Sirena.

But Pirate Porn- hmm... try a ren faire after hours in certain encampments.

 

[bridgeburner]

oh my gawd! I kept Captive Passions just for the rape scenes! I had no idea there were sequels and would you believe they've re-issued the things? Not at all the sort of books that would go over well in today's romance market but you can bet I'll be looking through them again.

Are the sequels as horridly delicious as the first one?


-B

 

[Vixandra]

oh my gawd! I kept Captive Passions just for the rape scenes! I had no idea there were sequels and would you believe they've re-issued the things? Not at all the sort of books that would go over well in today's romance market but you can bet I'll be looking through them again.

Are the sequels as horridly delicious as the first one?


-B

The first sequal is then its hit and miss. Furana's story is okay, Caleb's is silly.
So on and so forth.

And let me say- Sirena just can't win. Ever. Its sad.

 

[bridgeburner]

The first sequal is then its hit and miss. Furana's story is okay, Caleb's is silly.
So on and so forth.

And let me say- Sirena just can't win. Ever. Its sad.

Well, I'll definitely be looking for them at the UBS. I can always used another little ravaged by pirates snippet to fuel my auto-erotic moments.

Another great author for this stuff was Melissa Hepburne and her Passions series. These things were flat out porn but oddly enough they're fun to read even when there's no sex going on which I can't say for a lot of the other 70's style boddice rippers. I just wish Hepburn had been allowed to say vagina or sex (if not pussy and cunt) rather than having to use the more euphemistic "loins" or "nether regions"

I periodically will take a turn through the bargain section of the Used Book Store trying to find some good scenes in these old style romances. I keep meaning to one day copy out all the good parts and get rid of the books which I'll never read. I'd have a whole anthology of wank scenes.

And they say women don't like porn.

Get real.


-B