Pipe Dreams?

[Uber Sparky]

You gotz dem?

What kinda dream?

What's in da pipe?

 

[Tantrikenetic]

I want to open the first hot chocolate stand on Mt. Everest

And build a life-size replica of the Ninja Turtles' sewer lair

 

[Guest]

Nut-jobs.

 

[Tantrikenetic]

I perfer the term reality-impared.

 

[Guest]

That's cool.

I'll use it.

 

[Tantrikenetic]

Please do. With your support, someday all Reality-impared people can rise above the stereotype we have been unfairly pushed into.


Viva la revolution!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'd like to become a makeup artist/sex therapist. I'll develop my own line of skin care products and hawk them on QVC during the day, while HBO shows my intimate, hands-on talk show about sex, late night.

 

[Lost Cause]

I want to operate a large hot dog franchise in Mecca.

 

[Tantrikenetic]

large franchise?



or large hot dogs?

 

[Guest]

Mecca Cola

MeccaDonald

MFC

Be afraid, Americans...

 

[Lost Cause]

Good point!

I want to operate a large chain of 12" hot dog franchises in Mecca, with pork rind side orders. I'll then set up a rope entrance to the "rock", and charge a buck a head to enter the plaza. I'll sprinkle dragon's teeth spikes on the ground, and sell bandaids for 5 bucks a piece going out. during the pilgrimage, instead of prayers over the loudspeakers, I'll play Madonna's, "Material Girl."

 

[tyme]

I would like to be a Henna Tattooing Artist or Massage Therapist. But these are just dreams till I can drive.

 

[intrigued]

I'd like to become a makeup artist/sex therapist. I'll develop my own line of skin care products and hawk them on QVC during the day, while HBO shows my intimate, hands-on talk show about sex, late night.

She beat me to it!

 

[His_kitty]

That some amazing freak of nature will enable me to sing like Norah Jones. I'll go on the road and perform all over the world and make oodles of money while becoming a spoiled diva and demanding that they have Ruffles potato chips, sour cream and onion dip, diet Dr. Pepper (16 ounce bottles only) waiting on me in my dressing room.

Dozens of yellow roses - tips tinged pink- filling the room, Egyptian cotton sheets on my King sized bed, the famous Ruby as my personal makeup artist and two cute male hair stylists.

 

[Rubyfruit]

She beat me to it!

Girls like us, we never got over playing dress up.

 

[christophe]

Girls like us, we never got over playing dress up.

and guys like me never got to play with gals like you