LusicousLionness
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Ping pong balls and sex?
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CreamyLady
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Try Ben Wa balls; there is a thread about them on the How To board. They are designed for vaginal insertion. They also come in varying sizes.
Ping Pong balls are brittle and have been known to break under stress. You wouldn't want that, would you? Also, insertion and removal might be difficult; they might be too large.
Ping Pong balls are brittle and have been known to break under stress. You wouldn't want that, would you? Also, insertion and removal might be difficult; they might be too large.
Whispersecret
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I'm not a doctor, nor do I portray one on television 
, but I do know that the ball of your choice could not get stuck in your uterus if you're worried about that. Your cervix is sort of like a circular door which is left a tiny tiny bit open to allow menstrual fluid to come out and happy swimming sperm to swim in. Nothing so large as a ping-pong ball could possible pass through unless your cervix was dilated (as during childbirth).
Your vagina is probably not long enough for you not to be able to withdraw something from the very depths of it, otherwise people would be losing their diaphragms (sp?) all the time, and I don't think diaphragmectomies are commonplace.
, but I do know that the ball of your choice could not get stuck in your uterus if you're worried about that. Your cervix is sort of like a circular door which is left a tiny tiny bit open to allow menstrual fluid to come out and happy swimming sperm to swim in. Nothing so large as a ping-pong ball could possible pass through unless your cervix was dilated (as during childbirth). Your vagina is probably not long enough for you not to be able to withdraw something from the very depths of it, otherwise people would be losing their diaphragms (sp?) all the time, and I don't think diaphragmectomies are commonplace.
Sparky Kronkite
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muscular control
That's your answer - you should be able to spit it out.
That's your answer - you should be able to spit it out.
Here...kitty, kitty, kitty...
Take a heavy guage needle and thread it with cotton cord and run it through the pingpong ball. Tie a knot on one end and use it as a pingpong tampon <say that fast enough and it almost sounds Cantonese, hmmm?>. A heavy, long lasting lubricant might be wise, to ensure easy insertion and removal.
I also suggest you might prefer metallic BenWa Balls. One of them, if they're the traditional type, has drop of Mercury inside so that your body temperature keeps it in constant motion, bangin' away at the other ball. Much more arousing than a stationary object...don't ya think?
Once upon a time, I witnessed an attractive young lady insert four pingpong balls. Lying back, she then took aim and proceeded to expell them with enough velocity to shoot them out 20 to 30 feet. Easily 50 percent of the time, she was able to drop the orb into someone's beer glass. Sometimes, television just isn't enough!
Take a heavy guage needle and thread it with cotton cord and run it through the pingpong ball. Tie a knot on one end and use it as a pingpong tampon <say that fast enough and it almost sounds Cantonese, hmmm?>. A heavy, long lasting lubricant might be wise, to ensure easy insertion and removal.
I also suggest you might prefer metallic BenWa Balls. One of them, if they're the traditional type, has drop of Mercury inside so that your body temperature keeps it in constant motion, bangin' away at the other ball. Much more arousing than a stationary object...don't ya think?
Once upon a time, I witnessed an attractive young lady insert four pingpong balls. Lying back, she then took aim and proceeded to expell them with enough velocity to shoot them out 20 to 30 feet. Easily 50 percent of the time, she was able to drop the orb into someone's beer glass. Sometimes, television just isn't enough!
Whispersecret
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Fred touches the earpiece of his headphone and comments, "Wow! Did you see the spin she put on that baby, Dick? That's gonna push her score up into double digits!"
"I'll say. But Javonovitch's banking it off the Swedish judge's belt buckle is not going to be easy to beat."
"I agr--WHOA! Do you see what I'm seeing? Folks, I've been commentating on Pussy Ping Pong for about ten years now, but I've never seen a finish like that! Shooting the balls up into the air to catch and balance balls on each nipple, and catching the other with her mouth to suck off her own secretions!" Fred shakes his head in disbelief.
Dick smiles and looks into the camera. "Scolini's scores will be up in a few moments. My bet is that she'll overtake America's Smith-Meyers and be sitting pretty with the silver, giving Smith-Meyers the bronze. Until then, let's go back to Ted with Long Distance Sperm Squirting..."
[Edited by whispersecret on 08-23-2000 at 05:35 PM]
"I'll say. But Javonovitch's banking it off the Swedish judge's belt buckle is not going to be easy to beat."
"I agr--WHOA! Do you see what I'm seeing? Folks, I've been commentating on Pussy Ping Pong for about ten years now, but I've never seen a finish like that! Shooting the balls up into the air to catch and balance balls on each nipple, and catching the other with her mouth to suck off her own secretions!" Fred shakes his head in disbelief.
Dick smiles and looks into the camera. "Scolini's scores will be up in a few moments. My bet is that she'll overtake America's Smith-Meyers and be sitting pretty with the silver, giving Smith-Meyers the bronze. Until then, let's go back to Ted with Long Distance Sperm Squirting..."
[Edited by whispersecret on 08-23-2000 at 05:35 PM]
On a serious note (I seem to be stuck on those today), this is a really bad idea. A few years ago, Procter and Gamble made the Rely tampon that led to Toxic Shock Syndrome and the most likely culprit (not that this was really ever figured out) was excessive exposure to the plastic components (the crosslinking chemicals were suspect)of the device. Hate to rain on the parade of online goofiness, but leaving plastic in constant contact with a vagina is probably inviting unnecessary risk. Stick to the metal or ceramic varieties of Ben-Wa balls.
And Whisper - can you please replace Dennis Miller on MNF?
And Whisper - can you please replace Dennis Miller on MNF?
Naked Hunny
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Things not to put in your pussy!!
I believe the pingpong ball is right up there with the toothpaste!!
I believe the pingpong ball is right up there with the toothpaste!!
Bonnie Wee Lassie
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Ben Wa balls....ping pong balls....what's next?
LusicousLionness
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Just a thought
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