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no sweetie, for my birthday you'll have to be more original--I like one of a kind presents ;)

Now this really looks pretty good until you stop and think about where all that sand is going...

...and then you say to yourself, "oh HELL no"

Wait...you think there's more than one of those?!?!?

As for the sand...erm...well...this one time, on a beach...yeah...it's not really as awesome and romantic as it sounds....:eek::rolleyes::(
 
Wait...you think there's more than one of those?!?!?

As for the sand...erm...well...this one time, on a beach...yeah...it's not really as awesome and romantic as it sounds....:eek::rolleyes::(
as far as I'm concerned "doing it on the beach" means sex on the balcony overlooking the ocean :D
and don't you forget you've promised me a birthday present

Incidentally, when's YOUR birthday?

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as far as I'm concerned "doing it on the beach" means sex on the balcony overlooking the ocean :D
and don't you forget you've promised me a birthday present

Incidentally, when's YOUR birthday?

LMAO...now that's a contraption!!!!

My Birthday? Well, erm...it's not right now.

As for your present...:devil: I have a bunch of ideas....:cool:
 
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