cowslinger64
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this one never fails to crack me up
https://24.media.tumblr.com/f9769f31442a57a1fbda67565009abf6/tumblr_mpsb9r992N1s84g17o1_250.gif

That's just uncalled for! The poor guy's already having to deal with the dog.*Guffaw*
Look at his little head![]()

(yes, I do wish I hadn't seen it but since I did you all have to as well.)

no sweetie, for my birthday you'll have to be more original--I like one of a kind presentsI bet you want one for your birthday...![]()
no sweetie, for my birthday you'll have to be more original--I like one of a kind presents
Now this really looks pretty good until you stop and think about where all that sand is going...
...and then you say to yourself, "oh HELL no"
as far as I'm concerned "doing it on the beach" means sex on the balcony overlooking the oceanWait...you think there's more than one of those?!?!?
As for the sand...erm...well...this one time, on a beach...yeah...it's not really as awesome and romantic as it sounds....![]()

as far as I'm concerned "doing it on the beach" means sex on the balcony overlooking the ocean
and don't you forget you've promised me a birthday present
Incidentally, when's YOUR birthday?
I have a bunch of ideas....as far as I'm concerned "doing it on the beach" means sex on the balcony overlooking the ocean
and don't you forget you've promised me a birthday present
Incidentally, when's YOUR birthday?
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