Pickup lines?

[SimplySouthern]

Good ones...bad ones. Really shitty ones.

If you've used them...did they work?


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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest man on earth tonight.

 

[Problem Child]

I'll show you my crawdaddy, if you show me your oyster.

 

[YoungGun69]

NICE TITS... WANNA FUCK...?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

 

[TygerEyez]

Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt?

I HATE that one.

 

[SimplySouthern]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[TygerEyez]

You touch every part of my soul... now let's move onto anatomy.

 

[SimplySouthern]

What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?

 

[registered "^^"]

Doggy

 

[Guest]

Let's make a sandwich out of me, you, and the mattress.

 

[TygerEyez]

Crap far. That was me.

 

[SweetNick]

Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night long.

 

[PacificBlue]

How do you like your eggs?

 

[SweetNick]

How do you like your eggs?

Scrambled, and with some bacon please!

 

[TygerEyez]

You got fries to go with that shake?

 

[SimplySouthern]

How do you like your eggs?

Unfertilized.

 

[TygerEyez]

How do you like your eggs?

*imitates Beavis and Butthead* Sunny-side up, baby.




Sorry... I was feeling nostalgic.

 

[PacificBlue]

Scrambled, and with some bacon please!

Well come on over!!!

 

[SweetNick]

You just remember the hat pic the other day and want to see me wearing it, so just name the time!

 

[PacificBlue]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[PacificBlue]

You just remember the hat pic the other day and want to see me wearing it, so just name the time!

*looking at the clock*

I'm free now and you?

 

[SweetNick]

Are those space pants you're wearing, because you are out of this world?!

 

[TygerEyez]

I believe I'll bow out quietly and let the masters to their domain.

 

[SweetNick]

*looking at the clock*

I'm free now and you?

*looks around* Me too, what'dya know!

 

[PacificBlue]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.