Pickup lines

Do pickup lines work?

  • Yes they work for me

    Votes: 1 14.3%
  • No they don't work for me

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • Yes they work on me

    Votes: 3 42.9%
  • No they don't work on me

    Votes: 2 28.6%

  • Total voters
    7

Ljbonobo

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Lets see....
Do they work on (or for) you ladies and men of lit?

Have any good or funny ones?
 
One of my personal favorites (but i've never used it) is:

What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
 
Ljbonobo said:
One of my personal favorites (but i've never used it) is:


What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?


I don't know about that one - lol!

I always responded to someone just saying hello - simple - direct - not trying to be cute. "Hello, I'm so and so," holding out his hand to shake mine. My response would be with my first name, we'd make that uncomfortable small talk for a few minutes before we decided if we'd sit together, etc - and then we're off! To me, any kind of cute saying sounds very scripted, as if you've used it on a hundred girls before . . . ;)

(Of course, now I'm married - I don't hang out much without my man. . . maybe if I did I'd have a different answer!) :p
 
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