Pick up lines

[kissntell43]

You've all heard them at one time or another. Share the cheesiest ones here.

Did it hurt? You know, when you fell from heaven . . .

 

[Slow Ride469]

I get off at 3:00....I'd love to get you off a few minutes later

 

[1millionsecrets]

Hey baby, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

 

[kissntell43]

That's a nice shirt. It will look great on the carpet next to my bed.

 

[1millionsecrets]

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[kissntell43]

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

 

[1millionsecrets]

I seem to have forgotten my phone number, can I have yours?

 

[kissntell43]

Can I read the tag on your shirt? I want to see if it says "made in heaven".

 

[1millionsecrets]

Can I get some directions? It seems I'm lost in your eyes.

 

[sexy_hottie_2003]

Baby I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on

 

[ProfQ1955]

Did we go to different schools together?

 

[1millionsecrets]

Let's make like rabbits and multiply.

Do you like blueberries or bananas? So I know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.

Call 911, because one look at you stopped my heart.