Pick up lines

[Guest]

I swore when I worked in a bar I was gonna write a book about "Pick Up Lines"

What's your favorite?

I'll go first.

"You look like you could be from France."

my comment was:

"Since I'm American, and this IS America, I could take that as in insult."

Moon

 

[Spinaroonie]

I would currently like to explore the option of engaging in the process of courtship that would ultimately and hopefully cause us to commence sexual intercourse and/or relations that would be pleasurable for the both of us.

No luck so far.

 

[RastaPope]

Are you a magnet?Because my cock is attracted to your mouth.

 

[Guest]

Are you a magnet?Because my cock is attracted to your mouth.

*smirk*

I'm afraid I'd probably say to a total stranger,

"No, I'm not a maggot, are you?"

to a friend I'd probably laugh and say:

"Sure I'll be your dragnet, as soon as you drag that tongue to me!"

 

[RastaPope]

*smirk*

I'm afraid I'd probably say to a total stranger,

"No, I'm not a maggot, are you?"

to a friend I'd probably laugh and say:

"Sure I'll be your dragnet, as soon as you drag that tongue to me!"

I'd never actually use that. I'd say something more along the lines of:

"Spit or swallow?"

 

[StrawberryPez]

I always liked

If i had a grain of sand for every time i thought of you i'd be walking on the beaches of heaven forever....

though it's a pick up line...it still sounded well thought out..and kind of sweet..

 

[naudiz]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

[Guest]

I'd never actually use that. I'd say something more along the lines of:

"Spit or swallow?"

Nice.

Short and sweet.

Moon

 

[Liontamr]

The only one that got me somewhere...

"Damn you look like you could rock my world!!" (said with a grin and a wink)

Got me a smile and a long term friend.

Don't think I'll use that line again though.. Hate to go to the well once too often.

 

[VanB]

When traveling

"Do you have any English in you?"

"No"

"would you like some!"

 

[scylis]

"have you kissed a Dutchman yet today?"

............

"oh, you have, have you? what's 'is name?"

............

"wha, you too? i swear that fucker's been EVERYwhere before i am!"

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

My personal favorite


Gotta love a man that's straight to the point

 

[APhil]

Never used it, but it sounded fun.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Cheryl?"

 

[Liontamr]

Re: Never used it, but it sounded fun.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name Cheryl?"

rofl

Reminds me of a guy who once tried:

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Monica?"

It was... He wasn't... He didn't.. lol

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

One for the charmer's out there...


"Is your father a theif ? "

(she may answer yes or no, just go with the flow)

"He must be, he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

 

[VanB]

You look like my first wife

Why? Are you divorced?

No - never been married

 

[Sex & Diamonds]

You look like my first wife

Why? Are you divorced?

No - never been married

hahahahaha


I love that one.

 

[mistressastra]

Beware!

If any man tells you "I'm really a nice guy.", run in the opposite direction but toss an ice cold beer in his lap first.

 

[APhil]

Re: Beware!

If any man tells you "I'm really a nice guy.", run in the opposite direction but toss an ice cold beer in his lap first.

So, even if it's true, I can't say that?

I know I'm getting off subject here, but what does it take for a guy like me to get a woman? Do I have to be a total and complete prick? Don't tell me that being myself will work, it hasn't worked yet.

 

[badasschick]

"If i could have one wish, it would be to rearrange the alphabet so you and I can be together."

"Hey, baby mama!"

"Would you like to have kids?"

"Are you tired? cause you been running through my mind all night."

"You the sexiest bitch up in here that hasn't told me no yet."

"I'm a millionaire"

"Must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that!"

"You look so good, I wanna putcha on a plate an' sop ya up wit a biscuit"

and many more I care not to remember.

 

[VanB]

The smoothest I ever witnessed was in a ski queue in France a couple of months ago.

An immaculately dressed man of about 40 spotted a stunning girl who was probably mid 20's approached her and said:

"you're very beautiful and I'm incredibly wealthy - do you think we could find something in common?"

They left together.

 

[naudiz]

Do you work for UPS? Because I swear you were just checking out my package.

Okay, that might get a guy smacked, but the strangest pickup line I ever used that actually got me laid was:

Give me your seed, Earth man.

I guess you just had to be there.

 

[russell]

pick up lines

i love every bone in your body...especially mine

 

[Rex1960]

should I try this myself

friend of mine told me his pickup line:

he licks is index finger...touches the ladies dress... and says: "won't you get rid of those wet clothes?"

he also told me he was smacked only twice and had about three affairs after that line.

If I wasn't chicken....

Rex

 

[LRC]

Nice tomatoes ...

Did you grow them yourself?