Pick up lines....

[MsDeanne]

An actual line used on me in a bar....hand to god!
:
Him: Hi how are you?
Me: Good thanks...you?
Him: You look familiar...?!
Me: Do I?
Him: I think I know your father....What's his Name?
Me: Derek
Him:Ya I know him, He's a thief!
Me: (thinking wow he knows my father....lol)
Him:! I know him because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Seriously!!!
lmao

 

[JustEl]

Hubby's best line on me was.....

"You're cuter than a little speckled pup in a little red wagon...."

course he said it with a big black Stetson cowboy hat on.... those blue eyes just hidden under it....made all the difference....

 

[MsDeanne]

Hubby's best line on me was.....

"You're cuter than a little speckled pup in a little red wagon...."

course he said it with a big black Stetson cowboy hat on.... those blue eyes just hidden under it....made all the difference....

Aaawwww....That is sooo.romantical!!

 

[MsDeanne]

I love your dress!
It will look good on the floor next to my bed.

 

[JustEl]

Need some swizzle for your stick???

 

[Kat73]

Wanna play circus? You can sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

 

[whalee]

Wanna play circus? You can sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

Oh, my. You've got me with that one.

 

[smotherman]

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

 

[Kat73]

If I put my coin in your jukebox, we can make sweet music all night long...

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Nice legs - what time do they open?

 

[smotherman]

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays.

 

[smotherman]

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

 

[Kat73]

Him - How far do those legs go up?

Me - All the way to heaven...

Then I turned and walked away!

 

[MsDeanne]

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

mmmmmmm........Subway!

 

[smotherman]

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

My cock died....may I bury it inside you?.......................I cleaned that up a bit....lol... after hearing a comedian use that.

 

[Riles]

"If I can't make you smile within the next 15 seconds, the next drink is on me...otherwise, YOU buy."

It has worked faaaaaar too many times.

 

[smotherman]

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

 

[smotherman]

That dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it?

 

[CanadaFinest]

After walking out of a nightclub at 3 am in Toronto in December

Nice Coat, Wanna Fuck


and it worked

 

[smotherman]

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

 

[Needfull Thing]

I have $5000, a pack of condoms and 3 hours before the cops get here.

 

[Kat73]

*holding his crotch*

My gun is loaded, mind if I use you for target practice?

 

[smotherman]

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

 

[DefineNormal]

my hard drive will work nicely with your floppy, and i have plenty of ram .... just dont mega byte me ...