Pick up lines....

[whalee]

Gotta hanger if you got a plane....

Where DO you get these?

I definitely got the plane....the car...the truck...the mower....the ROCKET!!

 

[JustEl]

How bout.... a train for my track????

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Gretchen?

 

[whalee]

How bout.... a train for my track????

A holster for my GUN?

 

[whalee]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Gretchen?

How about fucking you if you're right as well?

Couldn't resist.

 

[JustEl]

Got the split for your banana....

 

[smotherman]

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

*walks over, licks my fingers and then daubs my clothes and yours* Let's go back to my place and take off these wet clothes

 

[smotherman]

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

 

[PenIsMightier1]

You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!

 

[lance gt]

I think Ravi has the cheesiest lines so far

 

[smotherman]

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

 

[akaSol]

Used on me one-

A hand playing with my collar, turning found an attractive woman attached to it -

"Just checking to see if you where made in heaven"

>Sol

 

[whalee]

I've got the steam, if you've got the bath.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

used on me(and stolen from a SHITE song)



you got the peaches,,,,I got the cream

 

[JustEl]

I got the channel for your remote....

 

[ravi64]

I got the channel for your remote....

slippery when wet

 

[garbage can]

How about something simple, that cannot be misinterpreted:

Would you like to enjoy a good fuck with me?..............

 

[JustEl]

I got the river for your canoe...

 

[JustEl]

How about something simple, that cannot be misinterpreted:

Would you like to enjoy a good fuck with me?..............

Oh, poor Graby....couldn't think of 2 everyday words and put em together to make em sexual....

Wanna flip the pages of my dictionary???

 

[RoyceConnors]

This isn't so much a pick-up line, as a great opening one.

If you see a woman that interests you, walk up and excuse yourself to her.

"Excuse me, I don't mean to be forward, but I hope I'm the first one to tell you how fabulous you look today." Then smile and walk away.

Nothing better than a compliment to introduce yourself with.

 

[JustEl]

Need something hot for that rod???

 

[GoodOmen]

Excuse me, miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

 

[JustEl]

Got some wood for my fire???

 

[MsDeanne]

Pardon me... I seem to have lost my number...
can i have yours?!
xxx