Pick up lines....

[mandy3holes]

someone actually used this on me on a dance floor:

"why dont u let me take u home like a six pack, baby?"

 

[lance gt]

You're the creamy filling for my eclair

 

[Cinner]

I'm the hand for your glove.

 

[LickYourNips]

Hi, I'm Fred Flintstone, care for me to make your Bedrock?

 

[JustEl]

need some magic for your wand???

 

[LickYourNips]

someone actually used this on me on a dance floor:

"why dont u let me take u home like a six pack, baby?"

Wow... that is truly awful.

Can I have your hot friend's number just in case things don't work out with you tonight?

 

[lance gt]

Yer tha' tilt in ma' kilt

 

[julybaby04]

.....I can see forever in your eyes.....

 

[DeliciousInRed]

Would you like me to Butter your Muffin?

 

[DeliciousInRed]

Yer tha' tilt in ma' kilt

Mmmmm.... Kilt....

Let me top your Cherry with a little Cream...

 

[duppy_conqueror]

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

 

[Cinner]

I'd like to go down your rabbit hole.

 

[lance gt]

Let me pump you churn and make some creamy butter

 

[LickYourNips]

.....I can see forever in your eyes.....

Hmmm.... wow. Not sure what forever looks like, but even if I did that is pretty bad.


I’m a good cook, I like to clean the house, and I can’t tand the thought of spending a Sunday in front of the TV, watching sports. If you would like to come over some weekend, I’d love to cook for you.

 

[Cinner]

One good thrust deserves another.

 

[LickYourNips]

Did I die? I must have because I'm seeing one of heaven's angels right in front of me.

 

[Cinner]

Fly me to the moon.

 

[LickYourNips]

Do you need a big lens for your camera?

 

[JustEl]

I got the sharpener for your pencil...

 

[Cinner]

Together, let us climb Mt. Everbreast.

 

[LickYourNips]

Do you play Poker? I have a straight.

 

[LickYourNips]

Together, let us climb Mt. Everbreast.

haha... that want got an audible giggle from me.



One time I met this beautiul, stunning girl in this Lit thread. Hi.

 

[LickYourNips]

Hoover called and sent me to give you an interview. Shall we?

 

[JustEl]

I've got the spool for your thread...

 

[Cinner]

I'm the plow in your field.