Pick up lines.

[Simply Me]

"Ah so you're a nurse, wanna give me a bed bath?"

Only if my washcloth is drenched in acid and I can start first with your cock.

 

[roosterboy]

"Ah so you're a nurse, wanna give me a bed bath?"

Only if my washcloth is drenched in acid and I can start first with your cock.

OUCH!

"My friend said you wanted to make out with me. *pointing to obscure person in background*"

 

[Dillinger]

• The word of the day is legs...lets go back to my place and spread the word
• Hey, didn't I use to date your sister?
• I have a 7 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears.
• I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
• My name is Dillinger. Remember it 'cause you'll be screaming it all night.
• Bet I kiss better than your Daddy!"
• (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
• I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
• You know, those clothes would look great in a crumpled pile on my bedroom floor in the morning.
• If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter. I would love to have a vacation between the holidays.
• (Gesture for the person to come over... ) "I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body."

 

[R Nitelight]

So, how long have you been an intern?

 

[Ambrosious]

You wanna look at my bedroom ceiling for a few minutes?

 

[Texan]

Would you like to have breakfast with me in the morning?
Will I need to call you, or just nudge you?