Isolde
Guardian's Desire
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The 49 Worst Pick-up Lines
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1= Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2= Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
3= Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
4= Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
5= Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6= I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
7= I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
8= My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
9= That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too
10= Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
11=I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it
12= I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with
13=You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
14= If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
15= Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants
16= I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
17= I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
18= Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
19=If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
20= Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
21=If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town
22= Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
23= Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine
24= I look good on you
25= I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
26= If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
27= You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
28= Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
29= I love every bone in your body - especially mine
30= Excuse me, do you wanna screw, or should I apologize?
31= You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
32= Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a screw is out of the question
33= Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
34= I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
35= You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
36= My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, nead till hard, and serve hot
37= Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
38=You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
39= Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me
40= Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
41=The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room and spread the word
42=Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
43= Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
44= I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
45=Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
46= Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo choo
47= You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
48= The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
49=Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
Feel free to add any you haver personally heard below!
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1= Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2= Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw
3= Just call me milk, I'll do your body good
4= Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be
5= Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
6= I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
7= I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
8= My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going
9= That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too
10= Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
11=I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it
12= I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with
13=You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb
14= If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
15= Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants
16= I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
17= I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter
18= Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long
19=If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
20= Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
21=If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town
22= Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"
23= Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine
24= I look good on you
25= I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house
26= If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
27= You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
28= Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
29= I love every bone in your body - especially mine
30= Excuse me, do you wanna screw, or should I apologize?
31= You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
32= Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a screw is out of the question
33= Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
34= I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
35= You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
36= My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, nead till hard, and serve hot
37= Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
38=You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala
39= Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home without me
40= Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams
41=The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room and spread the word
42=Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?
43= Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long
44= I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room
45=Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons
46= Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo choo
47= You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
48= The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue
49=Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
Feel free to add any you haver personally heard below!
