PICK UP LINES ??????

[Kingsta]

Hi everyone this is my first topic so induldge me. What does everyone think of the classic pick up line??? personally i think they are a complete waste of time and nothing beats the great eye contact. But a friend of mine swears by them and he seems to do ok. So firstly what do the girls think of them, and secondly do the guys use them and if so what are the best??? thanks Kingsta

 

[Bossy Aussie]

Hate 'em. If that's the first thing I guy were to say to me -- he could just as well shove it up his arse! God damn. (Bossy had a bad night).

Bossy

 

[Wordmage]

The single best pick up line I've ever heard was from a woman. She walked up to a guy at the table and said:

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Shirley?"

I fell out of my chair laughing. Of course if a guy tried that line it wouldn't be funny....

 

[Matt]

Someone here once mentioned this, and I thought that it was pretty funny...

"Legs is the word of the day. Let's go over to my place and spread the word."

 

[Lajo]

Personally...I always failed with "pick-up" lines. But, I did find eye contact, a warm smile, and "Hi there." worked. I would try to work some humor into the conversation (provided I got past the hello part).

I found some good friends that way. And a few lovers.

 

[Shannon]

Originally posted by Matt:
Someone here once mentioned this, and I thought that it was pretty funny...

"Legs is the word of the day. Let's go over to my place and spread the word."

Matt I love this quote. I have never heard this one before.

 

[Stump]

One of the most original lines iv'e ever heard was after promotions. In the military when you make rank they tack your stripes or crow, as its called in the Navy, on your sleeve.

We had a girl who made rank, she was a complete tease but refused to date anyone on base.

A friend of mine stitched a crow onto the crotch of a pair of panties. He walked up to her handing her the panties and asked if he could tack her crow.

She smiled grabbed his hand and walked out of the club. We didn't see either of them for two days

 

[Kingsta]

Stump, well that just goes to show each to their own, and they do sometimes work, but i will stick to the smile and wait and see method. later kingsta

 

[Wordmage]

Originally posted by eve_of_destruction:
Let's turn this around and ask the guys: If you were in a bar and a woman walked up to you, what is the one thing she could say to you that would make you putty in her hands? Inquiring female minds want to know!

EOD

It happened while I was in the Navy, stationed in Canada. I was in the club when this lady walked up to me. She wasn't the drop-dead gorgeous that some of the others around were, but she opened her mouth and she owned me.

"Hello. You have beautiful blue bedroom eyes and I'd like to see them there."

The look in her eyes made it more than just a line and I melted. Thanks, EOD. Nice memory you pulled up.

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

Let's turn this around and ask the guys: If you were in a bar and a woman walked up to you, what is the one thing she could say to you that would make you putty in her hands? Inquiring female minds want to know!

EOD

 

[Kingsta]

well eve thats the catch, for guys the first thing is the looks. But if she is completely stupid then looks dont matter, I dont talk to them. So for myself they have to be good to look at then not bore me to death. But i think if a girl did try a line it would work better than if a guy tried one as it doesn't happen to often. So eve try anything. later kingsta

 

[Guest]

Hey stump.... if I told you you had a nice body, would ya hold it against me? hee hee hee...

The WORST line I ever heard was "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

 

[Guest]

aw... tiggs. you just demolished my best line. I'll need to think up a new one now.

excellent close-up by the way. what you got on your head in the last one?

 

[Weird Harold]

Originally posted by Tiggs:
The WORST line I ever heard was "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

I had friend in Technical School who claimed that was the BEST pick-up line. He admitted he got slapped nine time out of ten, but the tenth made nine slaps worthwhile.

 

[Melody_lane]

I had a guy say this to me once.
"hey, you know what would look great on you?.........me!"

He did it in such a charming, cute kind of way, with a killer smile- that it was hard not to want to just kiss him to pieces. But then he was gorgeous.

I think any line would work if it was presented in an attractive,fun (as opposed to vulgar) manner.

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Kingsta.
A baby-faced Welsh youth tried this one out on me once:

'My face is leaving town in ten minutes - be on it!'

It brought a slight smile to my face. He didn't get his hand anywhere near my knickers, though.

He had on white shoes and had hair like Brian May's! (You know - the comedy guitarist out of Queen?)

His killer line might've won the battle but his fashion sense lost the war.

rachel
xox

 

[Ravenloft]

Tiggs!!! You STOLE my step fathers line!!! Grr!!! The one about holding your body against me... How could you! Heheh!

And now how about the "Anti-lines" folks??? What you tell some one to let them know all you wanted was a cheep fuck?! Hmm???

Ashe from Evil Dead 3 had the best I think...

Went something like this: Girl - "You found me beautiful once..." Ashe - "Girl, you got real ugly."

Of course she had turned into a Deadite by that time... Heheh!

Only have one more thing to say... And that would be...

"Groovy!"

 

[MADDOG]

"You're ugly but you intrigue me."

Works every time! (If by works you mean getting slaped in the face, kicked in the balls or left standing there on your own!)

Cheers,
MADDOG

 

[Nobody Special]

HEY MADDOG That is no way to speak to Renee and I thought you two were hitting it off so well.

Well I don't have any pick up lines (surprise surprise), But one cute line that I heard was - "Yea she's got great legs, they go right up and make an ass out of them selves" Just thought I would share.

E

[This message has been edited by nobody special (edited 04-10-2000).]

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by roger simian:
aw... tiggs. you just demolished my best line. I'll need to think up a new one now.

Hee hee hee. Sawwy Roger.

It was all kinds of bondage gear in that second pic, btw...