Phone Sex Anyone???? (Well,honestly,women prefered!!)

How many of you have actually had an orgasm on the phone??

  • Oh all the time I love doing it that way!!!

    Votes: 8 40.0%
  • A few times when I was really really horny!!!!

    Votes: 12 60.0%
  • Shit Fool,it's what I do for a living!!!!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Phone sex????? What the hell's that supposed ta mean???

    Votes: 1 5.0%

  • Total voters
    20
  • Poll closed .

Stormwizard1939

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:cool: :p ;) :rose: Hello everyone!!! Hope everyone is feeling good and has a good holiday spirit goin on wherever they are!! I don't know what exactly it is,but there's always been something about the holiday season that seems to wake my dick up out of a long slumber !! I always gert so damn horny this time of year and I mean Horn-dog tooth and nail,I really need it baby horniness!!! The kind that wouldn't go away with one or two quick fucks and see me in the morning!! Hell no,this shit has my cock seemingly on permanent hardon!! I mean,It gets so bad that anything I see hear touch taste or smell thatr is even remotly feminine has my cock up and totally hard,tight jeans be damned!! Thats fine if your home alone or with your baby it can be dealt with and actually taken care of in a wonderful way!! It's when you're out in public at a restaurant,or in a musuem,or even on the bus or subway,you look up and lo and behold its some babe dressed in one of those holiday spirit mini-skirts and her fucking legs look so damn delicious her curves are perfect,she turns smiles at you then licks her lucious red lips her nipples standing out hard against her shirt well shit,you know your cock doesnt care where you are ,it says wow what the fuck is this,time to get hard.....and I'm stayin hard pal till you do somethin about it!!! Go down Please GO DOWN GET SOFT NOT NOW YOU MORON you start subconciously pleading with your own cock to get soft!!! Now what am I gonna do.How am I gonna stand up in front of this group on nuns that just walked in!!! Oh god,and not even a newspaper or briefcase to hide it!!! I don't know these crazy holiday seasons somethin something in the air I guess that spirit of giving MMMMM I do love it!!! I know I know,what the hell does this have to do with anything much less the title of my thread????? Well, I don't rightly know I don't,,,,,l,but thanks for reminding me ..........Any hot sexy horny babes out there that are stuck somewhere by themselves for whatever reason,and feelin oh so damn horny and no new porno's to watch,well lets have some good old fashionbed phone phone sex!!! Just you n me babe lets get it on on the phione then lets get off!!! I't feels good,at least there's some contact with the opposite sex and you can even relax and fantasize a little with it without worryin about hurtuing anyones feelings etc etc!!! If you want too I'm here at home with the phone my phone special and would love toget off with you!! Something about a sexy female voice that can put me over the edge pretty powerfully!! I don't care if she's just making pudding the right voice makin pudding is also making me cum!!!And who knows maybe I can actually help getr you going to atr least help get you off MMMMMM Nice baby baby tremble shake and and go ahead cummmmmmmmmm on the phone with me tonight or tell me at least tell me a good phone sex story,ok?? Lets have some fun with this,thats whats its all about right???? Love all of you (but esp.you females!!lol)




Love,Peter:cool: :D :p :p
 
Hi Angel!!!

:cool: :rose: Hi Angel!!! Always great to hear from you!!!You seem frustrated a little bit in this thread??? What happened??? It sounds like you really wanted to hook up with Luvtowatch2 but couldn't for some reason!! Am I right or am I way off base??? I couldn't quite figure out your post in that thread!!!?? Anyway,as we all know, you are the master and the reigning queen of Phone Sex!!! and any man who gets lucky enough to have a session with you would know exactly what I mean!!!! Wow!!! I'll tell you this guys!!! It's an experience you won't likel;y forget very soon!!!! Miss Angel is good...I mean she is really good at it you will be experiencing a real pro and she is also so much fun to be with on the phone!!! Thank-you Angel for brightening up my day occassionaly and most of all,Thank-you for just being you!!!!!!


Love, Peter

PS Too continue on with this thread..Com'on women!!!!Don't be so shy and/or bashful..post post post!!!!Lets get on the phone together make a little magic talk and get each other off!!! Or we could even set up a conference call and have a real "Phone Orgy"!!!!! Multiple people all "cumming" at the same time!!! MMMMMMMM That would be an interesting event to say the least!!! Well,com'on females where are you????? I have a bonus and a special surprise for any women who answer this post either pubicly or privately so you have nothing to lose and possibly some laughs and fun and turn-ons to gain!! Lerts do it!! Now!!! Bye Bye!!!

Love, The "Stormwizard":p :p :nana:
 
StormWizard1939 guote:Hi Angel!!!
Hi Angel!!! Always great to hear from you!!!You seem frustrated a little bit in this thread??? What happened??? It sounds like you really wanted to hook up with Luvtowatch2 but couldn't for some reason!! Am I right or am I way off base??? I couldn't quite figure out your post in that thread!!!?? Anyway,as we all know, you are the master and the reigning queen of Phone Sex!!! and any man who gets lucky enough to have a session with you would know exactly what I mean!!!! Wow!!! I'll tell you this guys!!! It's an experience you won't likel;y forget very soon!!!! Miss Angel is good...I mean she is really good at it you will be experiencing a real pro and she is also so much fun to be with on the phone!!! Thank-you Angel for brightening up my day occassionaly and most of all,Thank-you for just being you!!!!!!

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Thank you hon, you are a sweetie. Just can't wait till we talk again.

Hey Ladies he is a hot one........I know my phone line was burning when we talk.
:devil: :p ;) :D
 
MMMMM Thanks Angel!!!

:cool: :rose: :rose: :rose:

Why Thank-you very much Angel!!! I consider that an ultimate compliment coming from you!!!Of course I say to all the men out here, you've never experienced any real phone before until you've been there with Angel!! That is the truth!!!!She's good guys,really good!!!If you don't believe me try it once,just once !!!
Angel.....you have a very merry X-mas ok!!! :) :) :)!!!


Love, Spider!!!
PS- Happy holidays to everyone else too!! And if anyone out there is feelin a little lonely or sad or blue,give me a buzz,I'll be glad to talk with you,cheer you up a little ok??? I mean it anyone!! Don't be sad!!! :):D
 
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