Phone Sex and Guys

[3113]

Having known and asked a phone sex operator, her response when asked was simple "There really is no market for it...."

I think there is if done right. It'd have to be far more fantasy, however. Meaning, you'd have to give the woman calling a choice of voices, accents included, and--I'm guessing here, but I think the men talking would have to throw in some romance, not just sex. I suspect that women calling and paying for such a thing would want more of a narrative. Rather than the man starting off with: "I'm wearing tight, tight bikini briefs, baby..." they'd likely prefer the man to say, "Imagine that we've just retired to a cozy bedroom with lit candles and champagne..."

Which, of course, means that most phone-sex men probably would do better on gay phone lines as those phone lines would probably would get more calls and require less work

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I think there is if done right. It'd have to be far more fantasy, however. Meaning, you'd have to give the woman calling a choice of voices, accents included, and--I'm guessing here, but I think the men talking would have to throw in some romance, not just sex. I suspect that women calling and paying for such a thing would want more of a narrative. Rather than the man starting off with: "I'm wearing tight, tight bikini briefs, baby..." they'd likely prefer the man to say, "Imagine that we've just retired to a cozy bedroom with lit candles and champagne..."

Which, of course, means that most phone-sex men probably would do better on gay phone lines as those phone lines would probably would get more calls and require less work

Or charge more for quality narrative, and interaction. Women seem to be willing to pay more for quality indulgences than men are.

 

[EnglishGuy1982]

I think there is if done right. It'd have to be far more fantasy, however. Meaning, you'd have to give the woman calling a choice of voices, accents included, and--I'm guessing here, but I think the men talking would have to throw in some romance, not just sex. I suspect that women calling and paying for such a thing would want more of a narrative. Rather than the man starting off with: "I'm wearing tight, tight bikini briefs, baby..." they'd likely prefer the man to say, "Imagine that we've just retired to a cozy bedroom with lit candles and champagne..."

Which, of course, means that most phone-sex men probably would do better on gay phone lines as those phone lines would probably would get more calls and require less work

Again, id be willing to do all that for free... lol

 

[AchtungNight]

I have never had phone sex. Cyber yes, phone no. I wonder what the experience would be like sometimes. I would like to get it for free before paying, though. Don't want to get conned.

 

[EnglishGuy1982]

I have never had phone sex. Cyber yes, phone no. I wonder what the experience would be like sometimes. I would like to get it for free before paying, though. Don't want to get conned.

If you were female, your inbox would be full after saying that!

 

[tickledkitty]

Me, too. Actual verbalization usually escapes me in the heat of passion.

Me too, and I have a tendency to whisper then, which is sometimes not conducive to...well, anything, because the other person is saying, "What?" all the time.

 

[tickledkitty]

Or charge more for quality narrative, and interaction. Women seem to be willing to pay more for quality indulgences than men are.

Do we get to try you out first before we decide if we want to hire you or not?

 

[SlickTony]

Me too, and I have a tendency to whisper then, which is sometimes not conducive to...well, anything, because the other person is saying, "What?" all the time.

Sometimes it depends on your phone.

 

[driphoney]

Again, id be willing to do all that for free... lol

Give us a lil narrative here ... we'd love to see how that goes ...

And as for phone sex. Never done it, I'd be terrible at it, but I have an older friend who shocked me when I once mentioned she could probably get part-time work doing home telemarketing as I always thought she had a pleasant voice and was very clever. She admitted that she did phone sex a few times (for free?! never thought to ask.) It was amazing, she was amazing. Such a fast thinker and all honey voiced. Said she got scared when the cop who was regular got so attached he found her! Traced her phone somehow.

Anyway, I'm sure what he felt was something beyond fear or desire when he learned his sauntering, red-haired sexy babe was about 400 lbs., gray haired and old enough to be his mother. Oh, yeah. Every guy's nightmare. And such a sweet person, really.

 

[Katyusha]

I wish there was. I could quit my day job and do that instead.

I'm told I give great phone.

*SWOON*

 

[Verdad]

Anyway, I'm sure what he felt was something beyond fear or desire when he learned his sauntering, red-haired sexy babe was about 400 lbs., gray haired and old enough to be his mother. Oh, yeah. Every guy's nightmare. And such a sweet person, really.

Is that a classic or what?

As for paying for phone sex, nope, can't see myself doing it. If there were a shortage in supply, money to burn on whims, etc, I'd go all out and try out a male ho. Value for money, says I.

 

[SlickTony]

Give us a lil narrative here ... we'd love to see how that goes ...

Anyway, I'm sure what he felt was something beyond fear or desire when he learned his sauntering, red-haired sexy babe was about 400 lbs., gray haired and old enough to be his mother. Oh, yeah. Every guy's nightmare. And such a sweet person, really.

Back in the 90s we knew a bunch of on-line Parrotheads. We got together with them sometimes, we organized three expeditions to Key West, and a few house parties; and when I came to North Florida I stayed with one couple for ten days while I was looking for a place to live.

But when we were still in Lake Charles, one of them was taking an I-10 road trip and stopped by to visit us. The doorbell rang and there she was. We took her to the Cameron Parish nature trail (but the skeeters drove us right back to the car) and she stayed to supper and we put her up in my daughter's room, which she had left for LSU by that time. She had a pleasant contralto voice and told me that she'd done phone sex as a job; she used to catch up on her household chores while she was talking--she'd be doing ironing and stuff. And not only that, she didn't even like men! I don't know what her various personae were, but in real life she was one of these San Francisco Lesbians with guy-short hair and factory glasses. Ya just never know!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Me, too. Actual verbalization usually escapes me in the heat of passion.

ah but all those unintelligible phrases are soooo hawt!

Me, I love talking dirty... in person or on the phone. And hey, when it's phone, all you've got is talk, really... so why not?

 

[bb_peaks]

Meaning, you'd have to give the woman calling a choice of voices, accents included

Oh a Boston accent gets me every time. Roar! I've had some amazing phone sex and some that I've totally faked for the guy because I got nothing out of it. I've found it really depends on the chemistry of you and the other person. I'll ditto being out of words and just moaning and screaming. I think the men enjoyed that more than any words about my mouth, tits or pussy and their cock.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Do we get to try you out first before we decide if we want to hire you or not?

First one is always free. That's how dealers get you hooked

 

[LadyKiki]

First one is always free. That's how dealers get you hooked

Mmmm, I'll take my chances....give me a hit on the sexy pipe

 

[midwestyankee]

Mmmm, I'll take my chances....give me a hit on the sexy pipe

Be careful what you wish for....addiction can be a taxing condition.

 

[HowMayIPleaseU]

Definitely hard to call... I just can't see ever paying when there are simply so many men willing to talk with me on the phone (grins... ahhh such self sacrificing men they are, willing to overlook my lumberjack voice and all)....

 

[Guest]

The right guy, the proper phrases, the right accent . . .

I remember at the airport a couple of years ago the baggage handler was Irish.

When he told me that my luggage was over the weight limit I swooned.

He called me "love" and said it would cost me extra.

I smiled and handed over the money without a thought.

He said - "I'm sorry as I can be, love."

I'm a sucker for accents, I guess.

 

[tickledkitty]

Mmmm, I'll take my chances....give me a hit on the sexy pipe

The love hookah.