Phoenix is Risen

I have this problem when I am out in public, say the grocery store (which is where I was earlier tonight). I will notice a guy and think....damn, I wonder if he knows how to spank a woman the right way?

I'm bad I know. :kiss: :devil:
 
I have this problem when I am out in public, say the grocery store (which is where I was earlier tonight). I will notice a guy and think....damn, I wonder if he knows how to spank a woman the right way?

I'm bad I know. :kiss: :devil:

Maybe if you bent over in front of him the right way and you were wearing the right clothes, the primitive part of his brain would take over and he wouldn't be able to help but spank you.

Not that you'd do that. It's just a theory.
 
Maybe if you bent over in front of him the right way and you were wearing the right clothes, the primitive part of his brain would take over and he wouldn't be able to help but spank you.

Not that you'd do that. It's just a theory.

I like your ideas.
 
about to cause...i sorta thought you were in a constant state of causing.
 
Cause it's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do...hey baby I think I wanna marry you.

Bruno for the win.
 
Thank you.

Apparently so did the woman behind Sir in the grocery store line this morning. Note to self, don't send R rated pics when he's in public. He likes to not only get text previews on his home screen but leave his phone screen side up in public places.



It kind of made my morning though. hahaha
 
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