philosophasters

[parodyluvr75]

There's a philosophaster whom I have been infatuated with since I was in high school.

I am inclined to write a sort of fan fic short story about him and another of the philosophasters.

anyways, that's completely unrelated.

I was just wondering if anyone else has serious lady-wood (or man-wood) for philosophasters.

 

[PayDay]

Kevin Smith:
www.imdb.com/name/nm0003620/

"You know dude, there's a million fine looking women in this world, but not all of them will bring you lasagna."

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd do him.

 

[PayDay]

Douglas Adams (stone fucking dead)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams

"The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

God's final message to man:
"We Apologize For the Inconvenience."

The easiest way to fly is to stop thinking about flying.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.

Robert A. Heinlein

 

[PayDay]

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.

Robert A. Heinlein

The Robocop/Starship Troopers guy?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I wish I had something intelligent to add.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I wish I had something intelligent to add.

The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.

Philip K. Dick

 

[GimpyIntellect]

The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.

Philip K. Dick

It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.


– George Costanza

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Education is the realization that everyone else was right and you were wrong again.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

People at the ends of their lives do what they did when they were eleven years old. Puberty is a madness that wastes the best years of our lives.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.


– George Costanza

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

Mark Twain

 

[PayDay]

Joel Rosenberg (stone fucking dead)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Rosenberg_(science_fiction_author)

"Slovatsky's Law #29: It ain't over 'til it's over and probably not then either."

"Slovatsky's Law #31: Get scared right away, avoid the rush."

"Slovatsky's Law #43: Thou shalt put thy money where is thy mouth."

"I always have a good fallback position whenever I take a risk. If all else fails, I'll die horribly, at great length, and in great pain. Mind you, it's not a good fallback position..."

"Relax, the Universe is out to get you."

"Doing the best thing right away is much better than doing the second best thing after much hesitation. I didn't say it's easier, mind you, just better."

"Wanting it does not make it so, if it did, we'd all learn to want harder, and I can already want quite vigorously thank you very much."

"Slovatsky's Law #17: Thou shalt always cover thy ass."

"Involve yourself in the world. Reach out. Touch. Taste. Live. Trust me on this one, if nothing else."

"Slovatsky's Law #22: Never date a woman with a brother named Nunzio."

"Slovatsky's Law #9: Sometimes, you can't do anything about something that sucks."
"Slovatsky's Law #9(revised): Sometimes, you can't do anything about something that sucks -- until later."

"The most important lesson in Karate is running. The first thing you do in a fight is turn and run away. Run for at least a mile, preferably two or three. If he's still chasing you, he's probably out of breath by then. If it's still worth fighting about, you turn around and beat him up."