Phancy Phallus Phun

[hotwords229_A]

Okay, here is a thread dedicated to making people smile. Let's whip them out, dress them up, draw on them, photoshop them, whatever creative thing you can think to do with your dick.

Keep it fun, creative, funny and enjoyable for all.

Tip jar

And don't forget to stop by the tip jar

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Lol!!! You're amazing!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay New rule:

Strapons, dildos and vibrators are also welcome here. I don't want to leave out the amazing ladies of Lit!

 

[justasimplegirl]

Oh, this looks fun!!! Subscribed.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Hahaha love this!!

 

[Suz_anne]

And a JSG sighting? This may be my new favorite thread.

Let me know if you need any costume ideas, hw.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, this looks fun!!! Subscribed.

JSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And a JSG sighting? This may be my new favorite thread.

Let me know if you need any costume ideas, hw.

You'll be the first!

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/dc6cc7f6a234a4b57048c5abed65555c/tumblr_pmsueuzaNc1wyq49so1_540.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

Lol!!! You're amazing!!

Hahaha love this!!

Don't you realize that by encouraging me I just keep doing this?

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Haha! I love this

 

[justasimplegirl]

And a JSG sighting? This may be my new favorite thread.

Let me know if you need any costume ideas, hw.

Hey beautiful!

JSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You'll be the first!

I have an affinity for bow ties. Just sayin'

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh, this should be fun. Jealous about my lack of a dick, but I hope to see lots of contributions

 

[hotwords229_A]

Haha! I love this

Thank you

I have an affinity for bow ties. Just sayin'

*Likes bow ties* Noted

oh, this should be fun. Jealous about my lack of a dick, but I hope to see lots of contributions

We also accept creative sex toy pics

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<submits request for Moby Dick>

 

[hotwords229_A]

<submits request for Moby Dick>

"We're gonna need a bigger dick!"

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f3dc09f64ef18026eac45a2801ceec1a/tumblr_pmum8uXpQZ1wyq49so1_500.jpg

"Well, the airplanes got him."
"No, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It just got too slippery up there."

 

[AlliaPotestas]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f3dc09f64ef18026eac45a2801ceec1a/tumblr_pmum8uXpQZ1wyq49so1_500.jpg

"Well, the airplanes got him."
"No, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It just got too slippery up there."

Ha! I love it... so how does one climb up such a slippery slope?

 

[Jada59]

Love this!

 

[Icy1]

Love this thread hotwords. Creative and fun.

If you’re looking for a useful and fun Valentine’s Day gift idea...

 

[hotwords229_A]

Love this!

Love this thread hotwords. Creative and fun.

If you’re looking for a useful and fun Valentine’s Day gift idea...

Thank you both. I can't take credit for thinking of this thread, only for having the necessary tools.

Icy, that's a lovely arrangement. When it comes to dildos and dildonts that will do.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

so Justa, what did you do during the morning conference call?

Well I pulled my desk vibrator out of my drawer, but rather than use it appropriately, I dressed him as a football player. had to borrow the helmet from my coworker who is still laughing I think. We are trying to name him... any suggestions?

http://i.imgur.com/52f8p6Gm.jpg

 

[Todger65]

Love this thread hotwords. Creative and fun.

If you’re looking for a useful and fun Valentine’s Day gift idea...

http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2064120&stc=1&d=1550063105

Just needs a few flower heads attached.

 

[Suz_anne]

Amazing work, hw!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

<submits request for Moby Dick>

This made me LOL.

Not entirely sure what was wrong with this thread. It’s hilarious. Just make sure any actual dick pics are linked and not attached, folks.

 

[hotwords229_A]

This made me LOL.

Not entirely sure what was wrong with this thread. It’s hilarious. Just make sure any actual dick pics are linked and not attached, folks.

Holy Sherbert! This thread was deleted a long time ago. I didn’t use links inhooes that it would be deleted!

For historical reference, Suz dared me to make this thread and I did, but I hoped it wouldn’t last!
Luckily, it didn’t.

But now the pics are all deleted due to Tumblr being jerks, so I guess it is just a hollow thread of what once was.