Phalic Symbol???

[bulld]

Yesterday at work I was drivin the pickup (nothin special a little four banger but it has a 5 speed manual floor shift transmission ) and I got to thinkin, is the stick shift a phalic symbol. I mean how many times have you heard the story of the girl friend humping the shifter while the guy drives?? The really disturbing thought to me is if it is a phalic symbol, when I shift am I symbolicly jerking off??

 

[Passionnee]

Just a question, when you eat a banana do you give a blowjob?? *runs out of the room*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL

 

[bulld]

Bananas ewwwww

Just a question, when you eat a banana do you give a blowjob?? *runs out of the room*

I don't eat bananas, do you??

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Actually I think it's the other way around. I mean, what guy here doesn't shout out "First Gear! Second Gear! Third Gear! OVERDRIVE! OVERDRIVE! OVERDRIVE!" while jerking off?

Brrrrmmm. Brrrrmmm.

 

[Passionnee]

Lmaoo, yes I do eat bananas but dont like when they have brown bruises..(oh god that sounds bad, sorry my French, but don't know how to say it in english).

Too funny DCL... I thought some like to say ride'm cowgirl..

 

[TN_Vixen]

Too funny DCL... I thought some like to say ride'm cowgirl..

gives new meaning to "rawhide" eh?

 

[Ree]

Just a question, when you eat a banana do you give a blowjob?? *runs out of the room*

Giving Passionnee a high five....my husband can't even eat bananas especially at work because of that exact thought. Nearly fell out of my chair when I read that.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Ezzy]

What about...

All those deep miners and tunnel engineers?

Digging in to poor mother earth.

EZ http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/cwm2/sleep.gif

 

[ManOSafety]

Ouch TN_Vixen, just the thought of Rawhide and the male nether regions makes me hurt

BTW, I love to watch women eat bananas, popsicles and all of those other wonderfully phallic foods.

And thank you so much DCL, now I'll be having thoughts of driving the next time I jerk off, sigh...

 

[Passionnee]

Just a question, when you eat a banana do you give a blowjob?? *runs out of the room*

Have you seen Dangerous Beauty?

No never... good movie?

 

[KillerMuffin]

My phallic symbol is an automatic. Considering the way the 4by stick is bolted up in there, and how it wiggles and vibrates with the jolting of all of 440 cubic inches of MOPAR power (shut up chevyboy, I dun wanna hear it), well, you'd need a rubber pussy to ride it without a quick trip to the emergency room. What??? The Tcase is bolted in there funny. Kiss my ass. If you MUST know, it's a 75 and originally came full time four wheel drive, we yank that and smacked in a dana out from under a stinkin chevy and that just fucked everything up. We had to machine a new drive shaft and it turned out to be just a little bit wrong, so instead of making a new drive shaft, dumb fuck decides, hey, let's just shift the t case a smidge, perfect! Only it's not so perfect. We had to move the t case back, replace the back drive shaft and remachine a new front driveshaft, this time correctly, but since then, the tcase has just vibrated bass ackwards with the rest of the truck. Men, never send a man in to do a woman's job ladies. They always measure the shaft longer than it really is.