Peyton Manning
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Parcells is a red herring in this mix. It's Payton's way of smugly deflecting the heat from himself with another bigger intriguing story. The Tuna was spent with his last gig and besides, is 70 (or something)! Payton is playing games with this Parcells nonsense while reportedly fielding calls from Fox and CBS as an analyst. Pete Carmichael will be the acting Head Coach with Spags as Asst until current Asst HC, Joe Vitt either returns from his suspension (week 7) or is replaced.
The Saints are going to field a competitive team. Teams still won't want to play them. Funny thing... knowing all this was going to come down (the coach's suspensions - draft losses - fines and eventual player individual sanctions) Petyon, with an 'E' would have been an interesting choice as a "player coach"-like option. Brees still ain't signed! WTF? I mean... under the circumstances? WTF? Something is up... or rather, going down!
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Actually, he may say yes to New Orleans....signs are pointing to that....we'll see
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Just WHO were those two old men?
Had my first ever Peyton Manning dream last night and it went like this...
He was standing at a podium with two old men and once I saw him I got a bit nervous, sat down and then surveyed the situation. Noticed nobody else seemed to care that he was there and that it was my time to introduce myself.
Walked up and instead of offering my hand, I politely whispered, "Mr. Manning, I adore you. Will you sign my...." Then I patted my right breast with my left hand. I was wearing a tight denim jean jacket with pockets on the inside
and pulled out one of his NFL cards. I then freaked that it didn't have a plastic sliver holder and the edges were bent but I calmed down. He said, and I quote, "Yes, but not here. I'll go to your table."
So I went back to my shroom-shaped table with zero chairs and arranged my Peyton Manning stuff. In order from left to right: An NFL card, a Colts @ Patriots poster and, get this, a thick Golf Digest book with Peyton on the cover - kneeling down over a hole with stupid golf clothes on.
He walked up and said hey, missed your name. I told him and he signed the covers of everything I had laid out for him with big loopy letters. Like too loopy for my taste but I think I felt like such a pathetic fan that it didn't manner.
Plus he did ALL the talking. Went on about how they set you up to rise, rise, rise and then love to see you fall, fall, fall. He really leaned into me and with that drawl of his I was confused yet excited that he was confiding in me. I kept nodding my head like I understood but then I had to tilt back because of his breath.
Swear on my mother's soul that all of this ^^ is true. Peyton Manning's voice was wicked awesome, but his bad breath woke me up outta my dreamstate.
I mean, I can see that about Kurt Warner always leaning into fellow NFL players and not giving them their space, but not my Peyton. And I really haven't thought about Peyton nor the NFL since like last week.
Had my first ever Peyton Manning dream last night and it went like this...
He was standing at a podium with two old men and once I saw him I got a bit nervous, sat down and then surveyed the situation. Noticed nobody else seemed to care that he was there and that it was my time to introduce myself.
Walked up and instead of offering my hand, I politely whispered, "Mr. Manning, I adore you. Will you sign my...." Then I patted my right breast with my left hand. I was wearing a tight denim jean jacket with pockets on the inside
and pulled out one of his NFL cards. I then freaked that it didn't have a plastic sliver holder and the edges were bent but I calmed down. He said, and I quote, "Yes, but not here. I'll go to your table."So I went back to my shroom-shaped table with zero chairs and arranged my Peyton Manning stuff. In order from left to right: An NFL card, a Colts @ Patriots poster and, get this, a thick Golf Digest book with Peyton on the cover - kneeling down over a hole with stupid golf clothes on.
He walked up and said hey, missed your name. I told him and he signed the covers of everything I had laid out for him with big loopy letters. Like too loopy for my taste but I think I felt like such a pathetic fan that it didn't manner.
Plus he did ALL the talking. Went on about how they set you up to rise, rise, rise and then love to see you fall, fall, fall. He really leaned into me and with that drawl of his I was confused yet excited that he was confiding in me. I kept nodding my head like I understood but then I had to tilt back because of his breath.
Swear on my mother's soul that all of this ^^ is true. Peyton Manning's voice was wicked awesome, but his bad breath woke me up outta my dreamstate.
I mean, I can see that about Kurt Warner always leaning into fellow NFL players and not giving them their space, but not my Peyton. And I really haven't thought about Peyton nor the NFL since like last week.
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We were forced to watch the game via FirstRow online since they blocked out local Fox with hurricane stuff. Jacked it from laptop to bigscreen and it was comparable to watching a Madden game, rather choppy but no complaints from me.
His two TDs to Decker were awesome (got to see his first TD in a Broncos uniform during major hardcore weather in real time and not after-the-fact).
So I then googled the Eric Decker kid who is now Peyton's favorite receiver (I still haven't signed up for fantasy football hence my researching). He's engaged to some pop/country star named Jessie James. That doesn't matter or does it?
Peyton selects the best of the best to work overtime with in order to pass to for completions and to win games. I don't think Manning's ever had to deal with a celebrity girlfriend/wife with one of his chosen STUDENTS.
But yeah, I'm going to fetch this Decker kid in a fantasy draft around Rd. 5 or so.
His two TDs to Decker were awesome (got to see his first TD in a Broncos uniform during major hardcore weather in real time and not after-the-fact).
So I then googled the Eric Decker kid who is now Peyton's favorite receiver (I still haven't signed up for fantasy football hence my researching). He's engaged to some pop/country star named Jessie James. That doesn't matter or does it?
Peyton selects the best of the best to work overtime with in order to pass to for completions and to win games. I don't think Manning's ever had to deal with a celebrity girlfriend/wife with one of his chosen STUDENTS.
But yeah, I'm going to fetch this Decker kid in a fantasy draft around Rd. 5 or so.
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You can suck it!
Hugs and Kisses,
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Fuck him. Fuck him in the ass.
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Sup, Toots.
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May you suffer a thousands deaths.
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To be fair the Denver defense was brutal. Still, fuck them.
I hope Elway gets the AIDS.
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I offered to a few months ago and you acted like you didn't want me there.
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Manning is the quickest of the 3 quarterbacks in NFL history to reach 400 TDs...
...it took Brett Farve 228 games and Dan Marino 227 games to reach 400; Manning got #400 tonight against Pittsburgh in his 209th game.
Manning now sits third in overall NFL TDs behind Marino's 420 and Farve's 508...
...Fran Tarkenton is 4th behind Manning @ 342, Tom Brady has 302, and John Elway is #6 all-time with 300.
...it took Brett Farve 228 games and Dan Marino 227 games to reach 400; Manning got #400 tonight against Pittsburgh in his 209th game.
Manning now sits third in overall NFL TDs behind Marino's 420 and Farve's 508...
...Fran Tarkenton is 4th behind Manning @ 342, Tom Brady has 302, and John Elway is #6 all-time with 300.
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Eyer, I'm pretty sure that Peyton's first ever preseason NFL pass went for a TD the same as Andrew Luck. Luck is getting my nod of approval this early in time despite his goofy looks and how he simply stands on the sideline isolated from others when in a bad mood. First game of the season and your NFL career, don't pull a Jay Cutty and get pouty, bitch. You are the Quarterback, the Leader! P.S. Thanks for getting my baby Reggie Wayne close to 130 yds. despite the loss.
As for Peyton, well, I'm still winding down from it all. Those brutal Stillers got him good a few times but watching him do his magic again made my heart cry and then rejoice. Over and over. Now THAT'S football!
I could go on and on but I'll suffice w/ FUCK YOU JIM IRSAY AND ROB FUCKING LOWE!
As for Peyton, well, I'm still winding down from it all. Those brutal Stillers got him good a few times but watching him do his magic again made my heart cry and then rejoice. Over and over. Now THAT'S football!
I could go on and on but I'll suffice w/ FUCK YOU JIM IRSAY AND ROB FUCKING LOWE!
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I hope the next cock you suck has weeping sores.
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