Peyton Manning

[islandman]

Dear God,

Make them stop. Tell them about the future of football.

Cam.

Dear Cam,

There's no "I" in "team".


Love,

Warren Moon and Randall Cunningham

 

[Disgustipated]

Dearest Tom,

So, you finally figured out that I've taken my team back after 10+ years of it being Peyton's team?

Good for you!


Regards,

Jim

Jim,

My client got you a ring, several playoff runs, a stadium and the Super Bowl. You would figure you have enough scratch to get those Chiclets you called teeth fixed.

Sunning in the desert with PeyPey,

Mr. Condon

 

[unregistered]

 

[Morcheeba]

And, of course, Irksay is up early this morning tweeting:

"Peyton has not passed our physical nor has he been cleared to play for The Indianapolis Colts. Team statement coming on Friday."

He actually posted that at 2 AM his time (they're kinda goofing about it on NFL Network). The drunk fuck can't fight the power of Twitter it seems.

I scanned through some of his tweets and he makes Courtney Love look sane. In between reciting misspelled song lyrics and stuff about Peyton, he is a nice guy and gives away SB tickets to Indy Colts season-ticket holders.

The catch is, they have to answer questions/riddles in order to win.

E.G. "Who would win in a fight to death? A grizzly bear or a gorilla? Best answer wins." I think that was the question. It had A/B/C options that made no sense but it's interesting that he's thinking about fights to death matches, no?

 

[Morcheeba]

JimIrsay Jim Irsay

Some of u guys sending ur negative hate will only get love n return,but ur off base; Peyton and I are close n have great love for each other
8 hours ago

That Andrew Luck dude must be shaking in his cleats knowing that this ^^ is the kinda dude he'll have to produce for next season once Peyton goes.

JimIrsay Jim Irsay
Don't let it bring you down,it's only castles burning...just find someone who's turning,and you will come around
6 hours ago


https://twitter.com/jimirsay

See for yourself

 

[Morcheeba]

Silly me, Andrew Luck probably has no idea what Twitter is.

 

[eyer]

https://twitter.com/jimirsay

See for yourself

I ain't going there...

...he smells like voodoodoo to me.

 

[Morcheeba]

I ain't going there...

...he smells like voodoodoo to me.

It's comparable to the time Courtney Love sat up and Tweeted nonstop shit to her daughter with Kurt Cobain (Francis) - I mean for HOURS - for the whole world to see rather than DMing or hey, even calling her on the phone.

 

[Wobnoid]

Silly me, Andrew Luck probably has no idea what Twitter is.

If Andrew lived up to his name, he'd Eli out of this San Diego in a New York minute.

 

[Morcheeba]

If Andrew lived up to his name, he'd Eli out of this San Diego in a New York minute.

I keep, keep KEEP reading this about that kid from so many in comment sectors.

"Andrew, pull an Eli!"

"Luck, if this is how Irsay is about Manning, be preprared to be treated like a piece of meat! DON'T GO THERE!"

 

[Morcheeba]

So Rob Lowe (the actor) is reporting on twitter that Peyton is going to retire.

Just checked.

Ever since, Sir Fabu Rob Lowe has not Tweeted about Peyton. His deal now is reminding his followers that his show is on once a week. That's about it.

RobLowe Rob Lowe
Weekly reminder: #parksandrec tonight. Valentines day in Pawnee. Episode was directed by Piers Morgan. I'm sorry, I meant Morgan Sackett
2 Feb

Funny guy, eh? Episode directed by Piers Morgan but he meant Morgan Sackett. Get it???

 

[Wobnoid]

I keep, keep KEEP reading this about that kid from so many in comment sectors.

"Andrew, pull an Eli!"

"Luck, if this is how Irsay is about Manning, be preprared to be treated like a piece of meat! DON'T GO THERE!"

Thing is, he's no Eli. Luck's tidy Bowl after the Indy Flush. Somebody will eat $30 Million for two years of Peyton and not lose a dime. They'll also win games. It could be the Colts, but Irsay's like his dad. The city still pays for the stadium. It's all good.

 

[Morcheeba]

Thing is, he's no Eli. Luck's tidy Bowl after the Indy Flush. Somebody will eat $30 Million for two years of Peyton and not lose a dime. They'll also win games. It could be the Colts, but Irsay's like his dad. The city still pays for the stadium. It's all good.

First off, I've never seen this kid Luck play. Not that I know of. From interviews he seems like a total dork with floppy, greasy hair and utters way too many times. Sure, I'm majorly biased but I just don't like him and his mannerisms and all that Peyton-replacement jazz. In fact I hate him.

Oh looky here, Jim Irsay with yet another Tweet...

JimIrsay Jim Irsay
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls..it's a mixed up,jumbled up,shook up world...except 4 Lola!
25 minutes ago

Kinda makes me think he has an acct. in here. Hah.

 

[eyer]

First off, I've never seen this kid Luck play. Not that I know of. From interviews he seems like a total dork with floppy, greasy hair and utters way too many times. Sure, I'm majorly biased but I just don't like him and his mannerisms and all that Peyton-replacement jazz. In fact I hate him.

Oh looky here, Jim Irsay with yet another Tweet...

JimIrsay Jim Irsay
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls..it's a mixed up,jumbled up,shook up world...except 4 Lola!
25 minutes ago

Kinda makes me think he has an acct. in here. Hah.

I wondering if this character Irksay will go with the non-vanilla RG3...

...the Heisman Trophy winner has the potential to out-Newton Cam and just may be the dose of excitement Irksay figures he needs to keep the dejected horseshoe fans stoked.

???

 

[Wobnoid]

I wondering if this character Irksay will go with the non-vanilla RG3...

...the Heisman Trophy winner has the potential to out-Newton Cam and just may be the dose of excitement Irksay figures he needs to keep the dejected horseshoe fans stoked.

???

This is either totally stupid or brilliant. Trade #1 #1 for another #1 and some chips. That's the only way RG3 gets to train under a renegotiated Peyton.That's the only way he'll ever wear a horseshoe. RG3 won't start to start. Luck will - rightly or wrongly. Sure, RG3 could be a Colt. This is about Peyton, no?

 

[Morcheeba]

I wondering if this character Irksay will go with the non-vanilla RG3...

...the Heisman Trophy winner has the potential to out-Newton Cam and just may be the dose of excitement Irksay figures he needs to keep the dejected horseshoe fans stoked.

???

Character? You think he's all smoke and mirrors? Btw, why do you post so poorly the way you do? "I wondering" and other shit.

 

[eyer]

Character? You think he's all smoke and mirrors?

I wouldn't trust him...

...and I believe that's why Peyton went on the political offensive in the first place: just letting the boss know ahead of time that he ain't goin' to be used.

Btw, why do you post so poorly the way you do? "I wondering" and other shit.

I blame that "totally stupid" thing 'noid alluded to above...

 

[Beco]

I wondering if this character Irksay will go with the non-vanilla RG3...

...the Heisman Trophy winner has the potential to out-Newton Cam and just may be the dose of excitement Irksay figures he needs to keep the dejected horseshoe fans stoked.

???

You can't find another Peyton, they only come along every decade or so....to think you can find another is foolish, trade the pick, gather players and get Peyton Manning behind Colts center. Otherwise the IRKsays will have to get use to losing for another 10 years, just like it was before Peyton was drafted.....good luck Colts and Colts fans, have fun in mediocrity.....

 

[eyer]

Funny that...

...today is the first day this week "Peyton Manning" hasn't trended as one of Google News' Top (10) Stories.

And though it hasn't registered in that same top 10 this week, I notice "Super Bowl" finally debuts this morning @ #8...

...Irksay must've passed out early last nite.

 

[Beco]

Funny that...

...today is the first day this week "Peyton Manning" hasn't trended as one of Google News' Top (10) Stories.

And though it hasn't registered in that same top 10 this week, I notice "Super Bowl" finally debuts this morning @ #8...

...Irksay must've passed out early last nite.

Im sure everyone is pleased that the Manning most talked about is the one not playing in this game.............wow! All in all, should be a fun off-season....

 

[eyer]

Well, Manning is back in Google's Top Stories this afternoon, currently trending @ #4...

...and RG3 is in Indy for this super weekend, and shared some words about Manning, him, and the Colts:

"You can't just say it enough, how much that would mean to a quarterback's career to learn from a great. Aaron Rodgers did it with Brett Favre, Steve Young did it with Joe Montana. All these guys have benefited from it and hopefully I'll be able to do the same."

"You know it's hard to comment on that situation but obviously Peyton has done great things for the Colts, for the city of Indianapolis and I don't think that can be emphasized enough. So, whatever happens, I hope Peyton gets to stay here; and if I did get drafted to the Colts, it would be an honor to play behind him."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...raft-super-bowl-peyton-manning_n_1253946.html

Regardless of Manning being physically able to play or not next season...

...if I'm Irksay, I take the Heisman winner with my #1 pick.

 

[eyer]

Dear Morcheeba:

Just wanted to assure you we are all one happy family in Naptown...

...really.

That's Meg Ryan and my boy Peyton and my homey Roger and Birch's son Evan and Johnny Cougar himself all having some great family time two nights ago (don't pay attention to the look of wrath Meg is aiming at the equally disgruntled-looking Johnny: they're just "divided" over who to take with our #1).

http://www.news-sentinel.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=SE&Date=20120205&Category=SPORTS&ArtNo=120209748&Ref=AR&Profile=1002&MaxW=640&MaxH=480&type=.jpg

xoxoxo

The Jster

 

[islandman]

Jim,

My client got you a ring, several playoff runs, a stadium and the Super Bowl. You would figure you have enough scratch to get those Chiclets you called teeth fixed.

Sunning in the desert with PeyPey,

Mr. Condon

Dear Tom,

If you're really willing to have Peyton go the way of his idol Johnny Unitas and finish his career as a broken man on a broken team, at least he'll get to do it in the sun.

ps - You should talk to Dan Snyder. That team has money and some talent.


Expecting my Luck to improve,

Jim Irsay.

 

[Beco]

Dear Tom,

If you're really willing to have Peyton go the way of his idol Johnny Unitas and finish his career as a broken man on a broken team, at least he'll get to do it in the sun.

ps - You should talk to Dan Snyder. That team has money and some talent.


Expecting my Luck to improve,

Jim Irsay.

It might be a bad move to join the Skins, other than the huge pay-day....Peyton needs a solid offensive line and an offense coach that will let Peyton be Peyton, not sure he'll find that here.

 

[Disgustipated]

Islandman,

My old QB coach just got hired in AZ. I really liked working with him.

Regards,

P.M.