Peyton Manning

She just might Luck out of having a breakdown... Just saying...

Nice, but she's just so ghey for him.

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Peyton Manning’s agent, father shoot down retirement rumor
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on January 18, 2012, 4:50 PM EST
R. LoweSB AP

We’ve established that Rob Lowe is buddies with Colts owner Jim Irsay. That necessarily mean Lowe has the inside scoop about a possible Peyton Manning retirement.

Two of the men that are closest to Manning shot down the rumor that Lowe started.

“Noooo . . . he ain’t retiring,” Manning’s father Archie told ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. “I think he would’ve told me.”

(I’m enjoying the thought of Archie or even Peyton Manning hearing this rumor. “Who said it again? On what?”)

Manning’s agent Tom Condon spoke with NFL Network’s Jason La Canfora. Condon said it was the first he heard of the rumor and he’s heard nothing from Manning about retiring.

Let’s consider for a moment the very small possibility that Lowe is right. If he was right, we’d fully expect Manning’s father and agent to deny the story until Manning was ready to talk.

If nothing else, this gave us a fun little diversion on a sleepy Wednesday afternoon.

It also gave Twitter users an inspired, popular hashtag.
 
It's not hard to believe that Irsay may wish to retire Peyton - as a Colt - right about now - at the end of an era of Coltitude. That way, he would not have such a multi million dollar obligation next year (regardless of where Peyton might play) and a very potent / latter-career opponent staring at Indy for the first time ever. The Colts may want him retired a Colt... right about now, but the question in question may not be so... ready to become a block of etched granite at the entrance to Lucas Oil Stadium. The real question is, will Peyton be a late career Favre or a late career Unitas? Or Jim Brown?
 
What kind of fan/friend would stoop so Lowe if he did have viable inside info?

Hopefully someone hacked his paltry Twitter account (he only has 230K followers compared to, say, GaGa with over 18 Million) with such crap. Even Eric Stonestreet's account (he plays hefty Cameron on 'Modern Family') was hacked last week and the person responsible spammed a bunch of Diet Pills ads for hours.

Hang in there, Pink. I'll get to the bottom of this. And FU!, Luke.
 
Whoa, forget it. We'll just have to wait and see because I'm not shuffling through 1311 new articles about this.
 
Word that he might get traded to the New York Jets scared the hell out of him.
 
Word that he might get traded to the New York Jets...

Shush. I was teased about that while trying to enjoy the Caldwell news last night. "No, I cannot imagine Peyton wearing a Jets uniform. Shut up shut up shut up!"
 
Jim Irsay's Twitter comment...

https://twitter.com/#!/JimIrsay/status/159777296838950912

@JimIrsay
Jim Irsay

My sources tell me Rob will star in an epic remake of "Deep Throat" with aging porn stars and 4 finger circus clowns!
2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®


Apparently Rob Lowe was the first person that weirdo Irsay followed on Twitter when he joined and now they're goofing on Peyton about retiring. Say wut?

P.S. Peyton's agent, father and brother, Cooper, deny such reports being true.
 
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