Pet Peeves

[SeaCat]

So what are your favorite irritants? I have a couple.

Tail Gaters. If you're in that much of a hurry go around and get lost. By riding my ass you endanger not only yourself but me. I'm always tempted to pull out some Lug Nuts and toss them through the following windshield.

Thieves. If you want something work for it. Don't try to steal it.

Liars. Speak the truth. Don't lie to me. I'm an adult and can take the truth.

Finally those who just have to push their views on others.

Hmmmmmm, I seem to have talked about most of humanity.

Cat

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Slow people in the fast lane, or can't keep up with the slow traffic in front of them.

People that blame me for their errors, especially when they were right there telling me how to make the mistake step by step.

People that try to make me feel bad about being who I am.

 

[TE999]

People driving and talking on cell phones. They're distracted and erratic. Pull over and yack, dammit!

Bullies.

Know-it-all's.

Pseudo-intellectuals.

Arrogance.

Stupidity.

Having no sense of humor.

Dull and Boring.

 

[vrosej10]

People who queue jump. Lining up is a skill we all learn in kindy and fuck a duck, these idiots cannot master a skill they learned in kindy! If you REALLY need to go ahead, ask. Most people will let you in. Pushing in is just rude...

 

[jomar]

Really slooow drivers.

More later...

 

[Freefall_mc]

Tail gaters who wont pass while I'm trying to eat lunch, talk on the phone, search for a cd, and pleasure myself behind the wheel.

 

[LucyDiamonds]

booger pickers in traffic!

 

[Freefall_mc]

booger pickers in traffic!

Oh dang, it's a slimy. *Groping blindly into center console for tissue.*

 

[TheeGoatPig]

People that don't understand personal space. You are waiting on a line somewhere, and they just keep creeping up on you. You half-step away, and there they are more than half-stepping into you. "I didn't move away from you as an invitation for you to move closer to me. Now step, back, away!"

 

[Bianca_Sommerland]

Tail gaters who wont pass while I'm trying to eat lunch, talk on the phone, search for a cd, and pleasure myself behind the wheel.

Multi-tasking Gotta love it!

Being bored. Boring people. Boring movies. Boring music.

People who make a point that sounds reasonable and then turn around and argue for the other side as though they never made that point. Band wagon jumping Uck!

Rules. Not all rules. Just the ones that restrict my fun...like...not fucking in public. Why can't I have sex in my car at 3 am? Or in the movie theater? Or standing in line at Mc Donalds?

Nail polish that won't survive cleaning. Pay extra 'cause it's supposed to last ten days and after day one, a few supper dishes and a shower it needs to be redone.

I could probably go on and on but I'm getting bored, need to redo my nail polish and I'm getting antsy.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

booger pickers in traffic!

*giggle*

me too.

 

[PREMwriter]

People who fart in public and look around as if it's someone else. Be proud of your accomplishment. It took all day to make it, so let it rip and show it off.

People who think they own the road. Fuck them, I own it!

People who complain about their job. Go on unemployment and relax and let everyone else pay for you to do fuck all. Now your only job is to make sure the sun comes up and goes down.

Guys who brag about the size of their cocks. Who gives a shit what size it is. 98% of them are lucky if they can pull something out to take a piss with. Besides, dicks are from 1" - 5", cocks start at 6" and up

 

[Zeb_Carter]

People talking out their ass.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

People that don't understand personal space. You are waiting on a line somewhere, and they just keep creeping up on you. You half-step away, and there they are more than half-stepping into you. "I didn't move away from you as an invitation for you to move closer to me. Now step, back, away!"

I fucking hate that too. Especially in the grocery store check out line when you're unloading, and may need to move back and forth. Grrr. A woman actually hit me in the ass with her cart, when I was about eight months pregnant. I turned around and was like, "Are you in a hurry, BITCH?" I hope she felt horrible.

Also, it makes me furious when people are standing around at the store, blocking the whole aisle with their cart. Then, it always seems that when I walk up, they are still just standing there, staring at some product and completely ignoring me. If I say something, they always give me a really indignant look. People have such a sense of entitlement, they probably think I'm in their way!

 

[Edward Teach]

Women fliting around in 4,500 lb SUV's, like they're fucking Formula 1 Ferraris or something, with no clue as to how close to being out of control they are.

Four adults and four kids packed into a mini van with 300lbs of luggage strapped on top, going 80mph on a two lane road headed for the beach.

People speeding every which way in a mall parking lot, paying no attention to lanes, traffic, pedestrians or anything else.

Drivers stopping on a busy street, blocking traffic, to chat with someone on foot.

Getting bullshit in answer to a question.

 

[arielsgoddess]

Half assers of every ilke and situation

Men who are 'screamers' during sex. Putting-up with roommates and friends girlfriends so they can get laid. GFs turning-out to be 'screamers' when they do get laid, and being stuck having to listen to it.

'Bitch' women who do not understand the masculine need to share testosterone therapy with other guys. Mystery Science Theatre Porn. Stripclubs. Blowing things up. Bullshit, beer and outdoorsmanship. Pointless adrenaline rushes. Sports you are never too old to play. The cultural importance of pranking one another--and occasional mooning and streaking.

(And people who don't understand the rare aberration of women like me who ARE one of the guys).

People who like to dish it out, but get pissed because they can't deal with taking it.

People you have to explain all the jokes to.

 

[therealultimatedarkone]

Arrogant, ignorant people who flaunt themselves as being not-arrogant and not-ignorant.

And like some have listed, people that drive huge vehicles, who have little actual driving ability, i.e., tailgate, cut-off, driving with the cellphone.

Actually, I was driving home one day and saw someone in a conversion van with a TV in fuckin' dashboard. Not only were the people in the car watching it, the drive was too!!

 

[lesbiaphrodite]

Cowards.

People who speak more than they listen.

Narcissists.

Vain people.

Liars.

 

[vrosej10]

People that don't understand personal space. You are waiting on a line somewhere, and they just keep creeping up on you. You half-step away, and there they are more than half-stepping into you. "I didn't move away from you as an invitation for you to move closer to me. Now step, back, away!"

I'm with you Three Goat Pig. I hate having my personal space invaded. It's creepy. A subset of this group are tattoo and pregnant belly touchers. Not nice. I also dislike people who stare at you for long than a minute or visually follow you to the point of turning around. Yes, I am freaky looking and you can take a look at me, but fuck a duck, when I leave your field of view that's it and if I am that fucking interesting you need to have a real good look, take a picture!

 

[therealultimatedarkone]

People who speak more than they listen.

This!

Drives me nuts. Especially when you actually talk to someone like this and you can see them just waiting for you to finish so they can start blabbering.

 

[Tx Tall Tales]

Half assers of every ilke and situation

Men who are 'screamers' during sex. Putting-up with roommates and friends girlfriends so they can get laid. GFs turning-out to be 'screamers' when they do get laid, and being stuck having to listen to it.

'Bitch' women who do not understand the masculine need to share testosterone therapy with other guys. Mystery Science Theatre Porn. Stripclubs. Blowing things up. Bullshit, beer and outdoorsmanship. Pointless adrenaline rushes. Sports you are never too old to play. The cultural importance of pranking one another--and occasional mooning and streaking.

Ouch! No Stripclubs? No Beer and Outdoorsmanship. No Adrenaline Rush for the sake of the rush? No Sports you are never too old to play? No Pranking? Thank you for standing up for us, ArielsGoddess!!

As for me...

Rubberneckers in traffic, who slow down all traffic every time they see a car pulled over and/or lights flashing. Especially during rush hour!

People who cut into lines. I confront every Damned one of them. (I'll probably get shot one day.)

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Three Goat Pig.

There is no R in my name

 

[PREMwriter]

One thing that really pisses me off are people who don't flush public toilets or urinals. And also the guys who don't wash their hands after going. Then you see the guy sitting there eating wings with his fingers. Now that's just sick.

 

[The_Fool]

Liar really has to be pissed at reading this thread.....

 

[EroticOrogeny]

people who think they know everything are annoying to those of us that do!