Pet peeves

[koalabear]

Oooo, burn. What are you? Seven?

That's the best you can come up with?

 

[Ekserb]

You forgot the part about these assholes also being on their cellphone as they drive their fancy schmancy BMWs. Self-important mutherfuckers!

The Cellphone Head Attachment is a fixture of the World's Biggest Assholes - I didn't think I had to mention it.

 

[Ekserb]

That's the best you can come up with?

Sorry if it turns you on fishsmell, but I'm not gay so go find some one else.

That's the best you can come up with? "I'm not gay so go find some one [sic] else?"

I expected more.

I'm lying. What I expected was that you might change your fucking avatar to something more interesting. Like a grey square 150 by 150 pixels. Instead you're going to continue sharing your cock (I assume it's yours - no one has the balls to use someone else's dick for their avatar) and thus show the rest of us what you think is a good representation of you. A dick.

Fine. Hey, look, whatever works for you.

Dick.

 

[koalabear]

That's the best you can come up with? "I'm not gay so go find some one [sic] else?"

I expected more.

I'm lying. What I expected was that you might change your fucking avatar to something more interesting. Like a grey square 150 by 150 pixels. Instead you're going to continue sharing your cock (I assume it's yours - no one has the balls to use someone else's dick for their avatar) and thus show the rest of us what you think is a good representation of you. A dick.

Fine. Hey, look, whatever works for you.

Dick.

8 minutes for that lame response.....lol

 

[Ekserb]

8 minutes for that lame response.....lol

Hahahahahaha. Wow, you were timing it. And you call me lame? Dude.

 

[koalabear]

Hahahahahaha. Wow, you were timing it. And you call me lame? Dude.

Yep, still really lame, you are grabbing for straws now. I'll check back tomorrow to see if you come up with anything fit to respond to. Night fishsmell.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

Yep, still really lame, you are grabbing for straws now. I'll check back tomorrow to see if you come up with anything fit to respond to. Night fishsmell.

It seems to me that my previous posts were fit to respond to. I mean, you did respond to them, right? What else do I have to add to make them more fit? Or maybe I need to subtract something to make them less fit for your response. Either way, we both know you're going to respond. Admit it. You will.

It's silly to even think that you're going to come back here tomorrow and not post something having to do with what I'm typing this very second. Either you do and you'll think you're the better man (for posting something wondrous, I'm sure), or you won't and I'll be the winner. Actually, if you don't post anything I'm still the winner for accurately anticipating your actions. Whoo-hoo! It's a win-win for me!

People here are so fucking predictable.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

You really are sicker than even I thought you were.
Infatuated with you?? OMFG..You could only wish I was, you sorry excuse for a human being!!
As for my refference to your ugly teeth pic, it was at one time, a pic in your sigline.

This is the only pic I've ever had in my signature:
http://homepage.mac.com/pdbreske/avatars/lit_sig.jpg

Hmm. No teeth there.

Anyway, back to your fascination with me.

Don't make me round up every post where you've made a promise to stop posting in any thread where I post. Or where you've decided to ignore me. Or when you've stated that I'm not worth your time anymore. I guess those were all just empty threats?

Indian giver.

 

[pookies]

 

[koalabear]

It seems to me that my previous posts were fit to respond to. I mean, you did respond to them, right? What else do I have to add to make them more fit? Or maybe I need to subtract something to make them less fit for your response. Either way, we both know you're going to respond. Admit it. You will.

It's silly to even think that you're going to come back here tomorrow and not post something having to do with what I'm typing this very second. Either you do and you'll think you're the better man (for posting something wondrous, I'm sure), or you won't and I'll be the winner. Actually, if you don't post anything I'm still the winner for accurately anticipating your actions. Whoo-hoo! It's a win-win for me!

People here are so fucking predictable.

What if I don't wait till tomorrow, and just keep giving you more bait and reeling you in. GGeeeeeesh youse a smert one.

 

[Ekserb]

What if I don't wait till tomorrow, and just keep giving you more bait and reeling you in. GGeeeeeesh youse a smert one.

Told ya.

 

[trysail]

Real Money

"A billion here and a billion there and, pretty soon, you're talking about real money."

Iraq
$500,000,000,000

Estimated Unfunded Social Security liability:
$15,000,000,000,000

Estimated Unfunded Medicare liability:
$30,000,000,000,000

Number of U.S. taxpayers in 2003:
131,000,000

Per Taxpayer:
Iraq alone:
$3,817

Social Security alone:
$114,504

Medicare alone:
$229,008
______________________________________________________________

Total of Iraq, Social Security, & Medicare:
$347,328

 

[Lurnk]

I'm peeved at the one-song fans.

I'm quite enthusiastic about the has-been, now-obscure band Jesus Jones. Yep, I enjoy them in relative isolation. So, needless to say, I get mighty perky when I hear "Jesus Jones? I love Jesus Jones!" However, that perk turns to flabby, booger-colored gloom when that same human being unfailingly then basks in the memories "Right Here, Right Now" created for them.

Yes, it's a good song. However, if I say that I'm a fan, it's safe to assume I'm more interested in your opinion on other songs like "Tongue-Tied," "Song 13," or even "International Bright Young Thing." Even still, you could talk about how sad London made you.

Ah, but no such luck for me.

 

[Ekserb]

Those air blower hand dryers in public restrooms and restaurants piss me off. They almost always cut off too early to completely dry my hands and they leave me wiping my damp dick skinners on the front of my shirt or hitting that half pitted chrome-half worn brass button a second time to finish the job.

But, when they do work, it's one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. It only takes a few seconds to go from almost-dry-but-still-moist-enough-to-be-annoying to suddenly being crisp as toast in Death Valley. That transition makes me smile every time.

Too bad those times are so few and far between.

 

[Ekserb]

More false advertising

My power company sent me a letter today. They'd like me to sign up for what they're calling "sunshinenergy." It's their new renewable energy plan and it's "surprisingly inexpensive." For just $9.75 a month I'm allowed to purchase some wind, solar or bio energy.

Cool! I'll sign up and they'll throw some solar panels up on the roof and ... wait ... what? Mother fuck. Here's the fine print: My money goes toward funding "important environmental benefits where this cleaner, renewable electricity is generated." No photovoltaic cells on my roof? No wind farm in my back yard? Fuck that shit.

 

[monique1971]

Those air blower hand dryers in public restrooms and restaurants piss me off. They almost always cut off too early to completely dry my hands and they leave me wiping my damp dick skinners on the front of my shirt or hitting that half pitted chrome-half worn brass button a second time to finish the job.

But, when they do work, it's one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. It only takes a few seconds to go from almost-dry-but-still-moist-enough-to-be-annoying to suddenly being crisp as toast in Death Valley. That transition makes me smile every time.

Too bad those times are so few and far between.

I like it when the dryer has a little text beginning, "To serve you better..." affixed to it. At least I have something to read and ponder while I flap my hands around in the warmish air.

 

[Lorali82]

You know those little cadburys milk chocolate Easter eggs with the candy shell that come in a variety of delightful pastel colors? I love those. I wait all year for those. I go through bags of them throughout the Easter season. Then today I discover that the drug store where I usually go to get my fix won't be carrying them this year. They will only be carrying the dark chocolate kind.

 

[Ekserb]

I like it when the dryer has a little text beginning, "To serve you better..." affixed to it. At least I have something to read and ponder while I flap my hands around in the warmish air.

And I like how they sometimes have diagrams showing that the nozzle can be turned upside down to allow people to dry their hair. Who does this? Is this some kind of realization on the part of the dryer manufacturer that homeless people clean themselves in public restrooms?

I once found an inverted nozzle and was afraid to turn it over to use it on my hands - returning it to its normal position would have meant touching it, and I think I knew who was the last person to have their grubby mitts all over it. Eww.

 

[monique1971]

You know those little cadburys milk chocolate Easter eggs with the candy shell that come in a variety of delightful pastel colors? I love those. I wait all year for those. I go through bags of them throughout the Easter season. Then today I discover that the drug store where I usually go to get my fix won't be carrying them this year. They will only be carrying the dark chocolate kind.

Aww. <petpet> It's okay. Maybe they will start carrying them by popular demand. Easter is a long way away, so they have time to mend their ways.

By the way, I envy you. You "go through bags" of candy and you stay so svelte! I eat a single chocolate egg and I turn into Monique the Amazing Blobbo Woman. That's my pet peeve for the day.

I once found an inverted nozzle and was afraid to turn it over to use it on my hands - returning it to its normal position would have meant touching it, and I think I knew who was the last person to have their grubby mitts all over it. Eww.

I know what you mean. I don't like touching anything in public restrooms, ever. Yet, logically, if the nozzle was turned upward by someone who had just washed their hair, would not their hands have been clean, hence making the nozzle safe to touch?

 

[bluebell]

Make Easter worth living for.

Aww. <petpet> It's okay. Maybe they will start carrying them by popular demand. Easter is a long way away, so they have time to mend their ways.

By the way, I envy you. You "go through bags" of candy and you stay so svelte! I eat a single chocolate egg and I turn into Monique the Amazing Blobbo Woman. That's my pet peeve for the day.

I know what you mean. I don't like touching anything in public restrooms, ever. Yet, logically, if the nozzle was turned upward by someone who had just washed their hair, would not their hands have been clean, hence making the nozzle safe to touch?

Congratulations, Monique. You win the belly-laugh of the day award. Seriously.

And Lorali, I totally know what you mean about those eggs!
They are crunchy scrumptiousness.

 

[Darla_Darling]

Pet peeve:

Misspelling the word 'masturbation' as 'masterbation'. God, that annoys me.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Pet peeve:

Misspelling the word 'masturbation' as 'masterbation'. God, that annoys me.

Ditto!!

 

[Ekserb]

I know what you mean. I don't like touching anything in public restrooms, ever. Yet, logically, if the nozzle was turned upward by someone who had just washed their hair, would not their hands have been clean, hence making the nozzle safe to touch?

No.

I assume that the street bum was drying his sweaty mop of hair with the inverted nozzle and really hadn't washed his hands at all. He just walked up to the dryer and flipped the port with the same hands he just used to wipe his ass after the roll of toilet paper ejected its last square. There's a colony of E. coli living on that nozzle and I don't want to be anywhere near it.

This is the same reason I first pump the paper towel holder a few times when I enter a public restroom. I want the very last thing I touch to be the only thing that wasn't touched by anyone else. I'll pre-load the dispenser with about four or five jerks of the handle, then do my business and wash up, leaving the water running. I tear off the clean sheets and dry my hands, use the towel to turn off the faucet, then pull the door handle with the dirty towels and toss the ball into the trash as I walk out the door.

Why go to the trouble? Because the last dirty fuck that walked out of that room probably didn't wash his hands and the las thing he touched before his fingers gripped the door handle was his filthy fucking cock or ass.