Pet peeves

[monique1971]

Another Freak with a sign (who knew "covetous" was a noun?):
http://homepage.mac.com/pdbreske/jesus_freak_3.jpg

Yeah, there seems to be a problem with the parallel structuring in that sentence. I wonder if such signs really work? Would anyone become a Christian on the basis of seeing such a sign? On the other hand, I've seen signs of aborted fetuses and those were definitely disturbing and probably would make some people decide against an abortion.

Don't forget your electrical equipment if you do parade around with a sign. Just in case, you know.

 

[bluebell]

Bring in da' noise, bring in da' funk.

Another Freak with a sign (who knew "covetous" was a noun?):
http://homepage.mac.com/pdbreske/jesus_freak_3.jpg

Am I the only one who thinks he's brandishing his Bible like he would his middle-finger?

Sheesh, man. Where's the love?

 

[bluebell]

More.

I also love how they separate the "Sodomites" from the "Homosexuals".
Gotta fit everyone into their group picture.

 

[Lorali82]

Another Freak with a sign (who knew "covetous" was a noun?):

I think he meant "Jews."

 

[monique1971]

Too fucking cold

It was -15 when I woke up this morning, and despite the fact that I left the tap running in the kitchen overnight to prevent the pipes from freezing, the hot water pipe froze anyway. Although I have hot water in the rest of the house, I am still going to have to call a plumber to thaw the line. Since it's Sunday, this will cost extra. Or, I can wait until tomorrow, which means taking hours out of a very tightly scheduled workday in order to sit around at home waiting for a plumber.

I fucking hate winter.

I also hate the people who owned this house before me. They incompetently renovated the basement. If they had known what they were doing, they would not have boxed in the kitchen pipes so that they are sealed off next to an exterior wall. The goddam wretched kitchen pipes freeze on me every fucking winter, no matter what I do. I am going to have to rip out a whole section of the basement and have it redone in order to fix this problem once and for all.

When I moved here, all this nicey-nice midwestern people kept telling me, "Oh, you'll love winter! The key is to embrace winter!"

FUCK THAT. This is a godforsaken tundra and I think we should detonate a nuclear bomb over it, like Soviets testing a weapon in Siberia. At least that would warm things up a bit.

 

[Daizie]

It was -15 when I woke up this morning, and despite the fact that I left the tap running in the kitchen overnight to prevent the pipes from freezing, the hot water pipe froze anyway. Although I have hot water in the rest of the house, I am still going to have to call a plumber to thaw the line. Since it's Sunday, this will cost extra. Or, I can wait until tomorrow, which means taking hours out of a very tightly scheduled workday in order to sit around at home waiting for a plumber.

I fucking hate winter.

I also hate the people who owned this house before me. They incompetently renovated the basement. If they had known what they were doing, they would not have boxed in the kitchen pipes so that they are sealed off next to an exterior wall. The goddam wretched kitchen pipes freeze on me every fucking winter, no matter what I do. I am going to have to rip out a whole section of the basement and have it redone in order to fix this problem once and for all.

When I moved here, all this nicey-nice midwestern people kept telling me, "Oh, you'll love winter! The key is to embrace winter!"

FUCK THAT. This is a godforsaken tundra and I think we should detonate a nuclear bomb over it, like Soviets testing a weapon in Siberia. At least that would warm things up a bit.

Monique, tell us how you really feel.

Sorry to hear of your Winter woes. I could never understand how some people love the Winter and the cold and snow that goes with it. Then again, they must wonder the same thing about me and my love of Summer and heat. Here's hoping your piping problem gets fixed.
{{warm hugs}}

 

[Ekserb]

More freaks

Today didn't present half as many photo opportunities that yesterday did, but The Freaks didn't disappoint. I'm sad to report that my weak attempt at an opposing viewpoint (a paper sign with ATHEIST written on it and attached to the back of my shirt with tape) didn't last long in the shitty weather. I guess Jesus didn't want me to wear it today.

This guy had a really cool sign:
http://homepage.mac.com/pdbreske/jesus_freak2.jpg

Am I the only one that thinks the guy in bed is living a really fun life? He's got girlie mags, drinks, stacks of money, and what appears to be a porn vid on the TV. He's also got a rockin' full-wall poster of the Grim Reaper - how cool is that? (The only problem I have: What kind of man sleeps in those gowns anymore? The last time I saw one of those was in A Christmas Carol with Alistair Sim.)
http://homepage.mac.com/pdbreske/jesus_freak2a.jpg

Give a brother a microphone and he thinks he's a DJ
http://homepage.mac.com/pdbreske/jesus_freak1.jpg

 

[monique1971]

This guy had a really cool sign:
http://homepage.mac.com/pdbreske/jesus_freak2.jpg

LOL...that is a cool sign. The Grim Reaper image kinda reminds me of one of Shin's AVs.

Would it be too controversial or PC-ish to note that the "sinner" in bed looks vaguely Middle Eastern? Just wondering.

 

[MsTexas]

People who say they are your friends as long as you give them pictures, once you stop doing that, they never talk to you again

You know who you are

 

[monique1971]

People who say they are your friends as long as you give them pictures, once you stop doing that, they never talk to you again

You know who you are

That sucks. I'm sorry that happened to you.

 

[koalabear]

People who say they are your friends as long as you give them pictures, once you stop doing that, they never talk to you again

You know who you are

But.......But......but..............but........... Oh wait that was Miss Nevada not you. Nevermind.

 

[Ekserb]

LOL...that is a cool sign. The Grim Reaper image kinda reminds me of one of Shin's AVs.

Would it be too controversial or PC-ish to note that the "sinner" in bed looks vaguely Middle Eastern? Just wondering.

I was going to note the sinner's possible ethnicity, but you know how I like to steer clear of controversy.

 

[Ekserb]

We've covered the people (mostly punk kids) walking slowly across the street so cars have to slow or stop in the middle of the block, but this little tidbit is just what the doctor ordered:

I was driving down the street yesterday and from the opposite side of the street there came some crippled fuck with two of those aluminum crutches that have those metal bands around the lower arm. He was moving at a pretty good clip, but he wasn't looking to see if there was traffic coming or not, and I ended up slowing to not run him over. As he passed in front of me, I noticed he still wasn't looking for traffic and said, "You're going to get killed."

Just then the car in the lane to my right slammed into him.

Didn't kill him, though he certainly deserved to die for assuming that three thousand pounds of metal would stop just for him. He's lucky the cars weren't moving very fast and the driver had enough time to apply his brakes and keep the impact to a low speed "bump" instead of running him down like the dog he is.

I laughed and drove off. That other driver did what I wanted so dearly to do.

 

[Ekserb]

More driving peeves

I happen to think that people should come to complete stop when they approach an intersection with a red light. Maybe it's me. Whatever. But I don't really go off on the fact that so many people will "roll the stop" instead of obeying the fucking law.

What does piss me off is when someone moves into the intersection and turns into my lane right in front of me, forcing me to slow down to avoid an accident. Today I had to stand on my brakes to keep from hitting the truck that did this to me. Again. "What kind of truck?" I hear you ask. A fucking private ambulance.

Mother fucker.

He wasn't on an emergency run - no lights or siren. He just didn't feel like stopping and decided that my right-of-way was a mere trifle and wasn't worth his effort to wait for a clear lane into which he could pilot his fucking Lite-Brite On Wheels.

In two nights there's another Florida Lottery drawing for $32 million. If I win, my first order of business will be to strap a railroad tie to the front bumper of my car and start using it to dispense some vigilante justice.

 

[Lorali82]

When I get the hot cocoa with the little marshmallows I would like my fucking cocoa to have some fucking marshmallows in it. I don't want them to dissolve three seconds after I pour the hot water on them.

Sometimes I question whether life is really worth living.

 

[koalabear]

When I get the hot cocoa with the little marshmallows I would like my fucking cocoa to have some fucking marshmallows in it. I don't want them to dissolve three seconds after I pour the hot water on them.

Sometimes I question whether life is really worth living.

Psssssssttt...go to Hershey's.com and get the recipe for the real thing.

 

[Ekserb]

Sometimes I question whether life is really worth living.

That's funny. Almost all the time I question whether the lives of other people are worth letting them live.

Where is it written that only the World's Biggest Assholes are allowed to purchase and drive BMW 3-series cars? I tried to find it on the Beemer web site, but found naught. Maybe that's one of those details that you have to get from your local authorized BMW dealer.

 

[Ekserb]

koalabear, are we ever going to see anything other than a cock avatar from you? Almost every time there is a thread about avatars on this site, the most requested fix from the women is fewer dick pics. Enough already.

 

[FLDan40]

People that flick their damn cigarette butts out the window of their car. I want to just go get it and throw it back in the window! Or maybe throw a coke can out my window in front of their car!

Whew...I feel much better now...

 

[pookies]

 

[koalabear]

koalabear, are we ever going to see anything other than a cock avatar from you? Almost every time there is a thread about avatars on this site, the most requested fix from the women is fewer dick pics. Enough already.

Sorry if it turns you on fishsmell, but I'm not gay so go find some one else.

 

[Daizie]

That's funny. Almost all the time I question whether the lives of other people are worth letting them live.

Where is it written that only the World's Biggest Assholes are allowed to purchase and drive BMW 3-series cars? I tried to find it on the Beemer web site, but found naught. Maybe that's one of those details that you have to get from your local authorized BMW dealer.

You forgot the part about these assholes also being on their cellphone as they drive their fancy schmancy BMWs. Self-important mutherfuckers!

 

[ShinigamiSama]

weekly exams worth the majority of my marks and Masons...

 

[Ekserb]

Better than your horrendous teeth pic!!

You have issues. Seriously. Every time you say you're not going to respond to anything I say; every time you say you're not going to post on any thread that I post on; every time you say that you hate me it turns out to be yet another prologue to more posts directed at me. What gives? Why are you so obviously infatuated with me?

What is your damage? Can you not tell that I truly and deeply despise you? Have I not made that clear? Isn't it plain that I wish for your horrible and untimely death with every fiber of my being?

Why haven't you added me to your ignore list? When is this going to happen?

And can someone please explain to me what the fuck she's talking about? I've never had a "teeth pic" as an avatar.

EDIT: Too late, bitch. I got it on the quote.

 

[Ekserb]

Sorry if it turns you on fishsmell, but I'm not gay so go find some one else.

Oooo, burn. What are you? Seven?