Pet peeves

[bluebell]

Illustrated what?

Oh Please! The two of you have the perfect boobs for a tube top. I agree with Monique, Lorali, you have great breasts that would look awesome in a tube.
And Monique, silly girl, you would look great in one as well. You have the right size and firmness. Now, I on the other hand, couldn't wear one to save my life. But I'm ok with that. Girls I'm giving credit where it's due.

*looks down and begins evaluating her boobs*

 

[monique1971]

While I'm not going to sit here and type some sob story about how my life is hard ('cause it really isn't - life is easy if you're an intelligent white male in this country) ....

My God. He almost sounds like someone who's in touch with reality.

 

[koalabear]

*looks down and begins evaluating her boobs*

That's IT!

All you ladies report to my Eucanlykpus Tree and we will sort out the finer "points" of Tube Tops.

 

[monique1971]

Oh Please! The two of you have the perfect boobs for a tube top. I agree with Monique, Lorali, you have great breasts that would look awesome in a tube.
And Monique, silly girl, you would look great in one as well. You have the right size and firmness. Now, I on the other hand, couldn't wear one to save my life. But I'm ok with that. Girls I'm giving credit where it's due.

No, I really am too big. There's not enough support for me in one of those things. But I look extremely nice in other strapless things, if they have a little boning in them.

 

[bluebell]

My God. He almost sounds like someone who's in touch with reality.

Wait. I thought Ekserb's reality was reality.

Shit. Now I have to change everything about my life.

 

[koalabear]

No, I really am too big. There's not enough support for me in one of those things. But I look extremely nice in other strapless things, if they have a little boning in them.

"boning".......Biting my tongue and walking out of the thread...........

 

[monique1971]

Wait. I thought Ekserb's reality was reality.

Shit. Now I have to change everything about my life.

Yeah, I'd throw away that World According to Ekserb book before you spontaneously combust with deluded rage.

 

[Ekserb]

Wait. I thought Ekserb's reality was reality.

Shit. Now I have to change everything about my life.

Your sarcasm is misplaced. I'd like for one person to tell me when and where I've said something that wasn't totally accurate in my description of idiots and their children in this thread. Just because I'm one of a handful of people on this site who will "tell it like it is" doesn't mean that what I say isn't the truth.

 

[bluebell]

Your sarcasm is misplaced. I'd like for one person to tell me when and where I've said something that wasn't totally accurate in my description of idiots and their children in this thread. Just because I'm one of a handful of people on this site who will "tell it like it is" doesn't mean that what I say isn't the truth.

I realize that; I was just razzing you. No personal affront was meant.

 

[Lorali82]

I'm bored.

And I feel like starting a fight with Ekserb.

But I can't think of a good fight topic

 

[ShinigamiSama]

You do, though. The right size, the right firmness. It's girls who are either too small (why wrap some fabric around an ironing board) or who too big (put me in one and it's like, "MOOOOOO look at the flabby cow!") who can't pull off a tube top.

ohh I seen 'moo'

sorry its a keyword <.<


pet peeves
people that think they know everything and anything
I do it sometimes too but I'm usually straight up and say something like 's'how I learnt' or some such

and lora
do you really need a topic?
he starts them on his own
like IPv6 autoconfiguration...

 

[Lorali82]

and lora
do you really need a topic?
he starts them on his own
like IPv6 autoconfiguration...

Ok, I thought of some...

Hairy vaginas are awesome, Jesus is Lord and people with children are better then everyone else and we should all go out of our way to accomodate them in the supermarket.

(Throw in some misspelled words and improper grammar and punctuation and hope he bites *crosses fingers*)

 

[monique1971]

ohh I seen 'moo'

sorry its a keyword <.<

Huh? Sometimes your posts are like experimental poetry. They're interesting, but I don't know what you mean by them.

 

[monique1971]

Ok, I thought of some...

Hairy vaginas are awesome, Jesus is Lord and people with children are better then everyone else and we should all go out of our way to accomodate them in the supermarket.

(Throw in some misspelled words and improper grammar and punctuation and hope he bites *crosses fingers*)

Heh.

Everyone who posts to Lit is beautiful in his or her own way!

 

[Lorali82]

*bump*

 

[bluebell]

Huh? Sometimes your posts are like experimental poetry. They're interesting, but I don't know what you mean by them.

I concur. But eh, it's Shin. (Or should that be "But it's Shin, eh?")

 

[ShinigamiSama]

Huh? Sometimes your posts are like experimental poetry. They're interesting, but I don't know what you mean by them.

I'm fucked up you should know that already

and like I said, 'moo' is a keyword. And that makes it pique my interest whenever I see or heard it

considering one of the phrases I say often is: Insert moo

 

[Ekserb]

Ok, I thought of some...

Hairy vaginas are awesome, Jesus is Lord and people with children are better then everyone else and we should all go out of our way to accomodate them in the supermarket.

(Throw in some misspelled words and improper grammar and punctuation and hope he bites *crosses fingers*)

Those would only work if I thought for a minute that you meant any of it. Since I've already read your views on these things, I'm not biting.

Unless you want me to.

(Shit!)

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I concur. But eh, it's Shin. (Or should that be "But it's Shin, eh?")

me and my buddies(buddies an i?)

me: eh?
buddy: eh?
both: -look at each other- B!!

 

[Lorali82]

Those would only work if I thought for a minute that you meant any of it. Since I've already read your views on these things, I'm not biting.

Unless you want me to.

(Shit!)

Okay, then you suggest something.

 

[monique1971]

My pet peeve is that I posted a picture of my dog to the pet thread just now and no one looked at it.

There, that bit of shameless self-promotion should annoy Ekserb sufficiently.

 

[Lorali82]

My pet peeve is that I posted a picture of my dog to the pet thread just now and no one looked at it.

There, that bit of shameless self-promotion should annoy Ekserb sufficiently.

I totally looked at it, like, 20 minutes ago. Cute!

 

[monique1971]

I totally looked at it, like, 20 minutes ago. Cute!

Ah, so YOU'RE the one viewer! Thanks, sweetie. Now I feel better.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

My pet peeve is that I posted a picture of my dog to the pet thread just now and no one looked at it.

There, that bit of shameless self-promotion should annoy Ekserb sufficiently.

I'm busy fixing my resume and pets are to distracting >.>

 

[Lorali82]

Ah, so YOU'RE the one viewer! Thanks, sweetie. Now I feel better.

I didn't post though. I just went back and fixed that.

And thanks for calling me a no one. *harumph*