Pet peeves

[bluebell]

Bad grammar

I have a suggestion for you, Ekserb.

You might want to just take a laptop with you so you can still sign on to Lit, view all the things that infuriate you here and then do what you're best at: become the online equivalent of a fox who streaks into the henhouse, scares the shit out of all the hens, feathers flying, eggs being laid left and right and then you leave; the air in the room at a level where it never quite settles...
(and you can look at my run-on sentences and call me beastly names)

 

[monique1971]

I have a suggestion for you, Ekserb.

You might want to just take a laptop with you so you can still sign on to Lit, view all the things that infuriate you here and then do what you're best at: become the online equivalent of a fox who streaks into the henhouse, scares the shit out of all the hens, feathers flying, eggs being laid left and right and then you leave; the air in the room at a level where it never quite settles...
(and you can look at my run-on sentences and call me beastly names)

Oh good, you're sucking up to him. That fills him with rage.

(Unless...you wouldn't happen to look like one of the girls in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, would you? Because if you do, he'll recklessly suck back. <shudder> Now there's an image.)

 

[bluebell]

So pretty

See? Normally this kind of statement would get me all riled up and I'd retaliate with some kind of venomous, hateful vitriol.

Really? It didn't stand out in my mind with the flashing neon sign that usually pops up and says "Warning! Ekserb Retaliation Imminent!"
Thought it was rather generic, really.

 

[bluebell]

Killer bod

Oh good, you're sucking up to him. That fills him with rage.

(Unless...you wouldn't happen to look like one of the girls in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, would you? Because if you do, he'll recklessly suck back. <shudder> Now there's an image.)

Oh Monique, of course I look like one of the Sports Illustrated girls.
Haven't you ever heard of beauty and brains?

 

[Lorali82]

Local car dealership owners who put their own family members in their commercials. Your niece isn't that hot. I don't need to see her in a tube top. And your 8-year-old son can't act his way out of that used Kia.

 

[Daizie]

See? Normally this kind of statement would get me all riled up and I'd retaliate with some kind of venomous, hateful vitriol. This week I'm just letting all slide off my back.

Aaaaaaaaah....

Ekserb in a good mood and not spewing his hateful diatribes?? It's a world gone mad.....

 

[Ekserb]

I have a suggestion for you, Ekserb.

You might want to just take a laptop with you so you can still sign on to Lit, view all the things that infuriate you here and then do what you're best at: become the online equivalent of a fox who streaks into the henhouse, scares the shit out of all the hens, feathers flying, eggs being laid left and right and then you leave; the air in the room at a level where it never quite settles...
(and you can look at my run-on sentences and call me beastly names)

Oh good, you're sucking up to him. That fills him with rage.

(Unless...you wouldn't happen to look like one of the girls in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, would you? Because if you do, he'll recklessly suck back. <shudder> Now there's an image.)

Dammit. Now I'm beginning to think there's something wrong with me. I can't even think of anything mean to say.

The skies were unusually blue and cheerful today, weren't they? Look! A butterfly!

 

[Ekserb]

Your niece isn't that hot. I don't need to see her in a tube top.

No, she isn't, and, no, we don't need to see that.

But you are, my dear. Hubba hubba. I hope any lucky man in your life realizes just how lu.... FFFFFFFFFFUUCK!

Must ... control ... happy ... feelings....!!!

 

[Ekserb]

(And hey, I want to be a cunt too! Ooh, look, I'm trying to get attention, you hate that. )

If it makes you feel better, I'm sure someone, somewhere thinks you're a total cunt.

 

[Ekserb]

Ekserb in a good mood and not spewing his hateful diatribes?? It's a world gone mad.....

Black is white. Up is down. And I think I just saw pookies' twin sister spinning the wrong way down the toilet drain.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

Pet peeve: Explaining a put-down to the person at whom it was aimed.

 

[pookies]

 

[Lorali82]

No, she isn't, and, no, we don't need to see that.

But you are, my dear. Hubba hubba. I hope any lucky man in your life realizes just how lu.... FFFFFFFFFFUUCK!

Must ... control ... happy ... feelings....!!!

Seriously, you do. This uncharacteristic skipping through the daisies stuff of yours is a pet peeve unto itself.

And I'm definitely not hot enough to pull off a tube top. You have to have gravity-defying space tits for that.

 

[pookies]

 

[Ekserb]

It's not rocket science as to why you are single.

And it doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out that you're a cunt. A smelly, oozing, flabby, festering cunt.

Man, I love that word. Cunt, cunt, cunt. When I hear it I think of one thing and one thing only: Pookies. 'Cause pookies is a cunt, don'tcha know.

 

[Ekserb]

Seriously, you do. This uncharacteristic skipping through the daisies stuff of yours is a pet peeve unto itself.

And I'm definitely not hot enough to pull off a tube top. You have to have gravity-defying space tits for that.

Mmmmm. Space tits.....

 

[Daizie]

Seriously, you do. This uncharacteristic skipping through the daisies stuff of yours is a pet peeve unto itself.

And I'm definitely not hot enough to pull off a tube top. You have to have gravity-defying space tits for that.

I agree. It's unnerving to see you in a state of happy-happy joy-joy.

And Lorali....I think you have the tits to pull off a tube top.

 

[Lorali82]

And it doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out that you're a cunt. A smelly, oozing, flabby, festering cunt.

Man, I love that word. Cunt, cunt, cunt. When I hear it I think of one thing and one thing only: Pookies. 'Cause pookies is a cunt, don'tcha know.

We'll have you back to your old self in no time.

 

[Lorali82]

And Lorali....I think you have the tits to pull off a tube top.

Yeah, thanks. I really don't though, but thanks.

 

[pookies]

 

[monique1971]

Yeah, thanks. I really don't though, but thanks.

You do, though. The right size, the right firmness. It's girls who are either too small (why wrap some fabric around an ironing board) or who too big (put me in one and it's like, "MOOOOOO look at the flabby cow!") who can't pull off a tube top.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Woohoo!! I finaly exposed the real Ekserb for what he really is.

A spoiled brat that has nothing to do but bitch and complain about every facet of his life and those around him? We already figured that one out.

 

[Ekserb]

A spoiled brat that has nothing to do but bitch and complain about every facet of his life and those around him? We already figured that one out.

While I'm not going to sit here and type some sob story about how my life is hard ('cause it really isn't - life is easy if you're an intelligent white male in this country) I am curious to know where you came up with the "spoiled" part.

 

[Daizie]

You do, though. The right size, the right firmness. It's girls who are either too small (why wrap some fabric around an ironing board) or who too big (put me in one and it's like, "MOOOOOO look at the flabby cow!") who can't pull off a tube top.

Oh Please! The two of you have the perfect boobs for a tube top. I agree with Monique, Lorali, you have great breasts that would look awesome in a tube.
And Monique, silly girl, you would look great in one as well. You have the right size and firmness. Now, I on the other hand, couldn't wear one to save my life. But I'm ok with that. Girls I'm giving credit where it's due.