Pet Peeves?

Hey Misery? I wonder?

How'd you come to pick that handle? You must tell - I mean, I'm really fucking stupid and the answer might help a circuit complete or something. C'mon, jump start me some brilliance. Please.
 
Alright Killer...

Which way do you swing...Dodge or Ford. I'm a big ole Ford girl.

My Pet Peeves include damn near every single thing that doesn't go my way on any given day, and why the hell isn't the standard household vacuum a wet/dry vac?
 
I hate....

people who chose shopping trips as the perfect time to scream at their children.
 
Stuff that bugs me.

People who bring their small children into restaurants, then go into a glassy-eyed trance and do nothing at all when the little blighters start to scream.

People who roll their eyes and glare at me when they have to give up the handicapped seat on the bus. Oh, you poor baby. Tell you what, you take my lousy health and I'll take your snotty attitude. Care to trade? However, I do love the look on their faces when I tell them that. :)

People who hurt animals for 'fun'. Geez, is your dick so small you think you've got something to prove? Try picking on someone your own size.

People who use religion as an excuse to look down on and exploit their fellow human being. O Lord, save me from Your followers.

People who automatically assume that if you're even remotely religious, you're one of those people who use religion as an excuse to look down on and exploit your fellow human being. Hey, I don't take God's name in vain. I'll look down on and exploit my fellow human being all on my own (all day, every day, with no appointment necessary).

Having to edit a post after the fact because I can't spell worth a damn.

The way my fiance says "I'll do <insert random chore here> in a minute!" when he's really hoping if he waits it out I'll forget I asked in the first place. Dear, your mother fell for that. I, on the other hand, will put a boot up your ass.

The fact that I would never make good on that threat because he's got me wrapped around... well not his little finger per se... I guess saying I'm a real sucker for him isn't going to sound entirely innocent, is it. :D

Mmmm. I think I'm done talking about pet peeves for now. Oh *DARLING*...
 
MY worse Pet peve would have to be gooy soap I hate slimy soap its gross...



That is like the worst sin in my house!!


:p
 
Dodge. In a word, Powerwagon

YES baby YES YES YES turning the engine on is a panty wetting experience
 
>Slow ass drivers, pulling out in the expresslane on the freeway.

>Small annoying kids with mini carts in the shopping mall.

>Fake Titties

>Politics in general

Just to mention some.
 
<shaking head>

KM, KM, KM, sweetie, after the orgasmic rumble of a blown 502 crate motor, mere panty wetting does not suffice. ;)
 
People who don't use their turn signals!

Those guys in mini vans that have to drive like psychos (for that matter, anyone who passes me when I'm already going over the speed limit)

Professors that don't have the syllabus ready on the first day of class.

Being looked at like I'm completely out of my mind crazy - not the one your friend who already knows you're crazy gives you, but the one where the person looks at you like 'what is the matter with you' with an annoyed look on their face because you're having more fun and more of a life than they are.

People who tell me what to do with my life.

People who insist my being pagan means I worship the devil and won't hear my side of it.

The college's general education requirements. (I keep hearing that some day all of this will be useful, but so far that day hasn't come)

Racism.

Men who don't treat women like actual people.

Men who hit.

Doing someone else's laundry.

Being laughed at when I'm trying to be serious.

Lousy grammar, and really BAD spelling. -yeah, I know I can't spell very well, but I'm talking outrageously bad (shure - sure; stuff like that!)

I'm sure there are more, but I'm getting pissed just thinking about this stuff!! ~L~
 
I actually volunteered to do my boyfriend's (now ex) laundry, I thought no problem, just to help him out cause he had a million things to do; and AUGH! It just pissed me off so much for some reason. So it's never happening again!

The whole GER thing drives me absolutely nuts!! - And it doesn't help that I keep changing my major! Cause then I have to figure it all out again, since classes that are in your major can't count towards GERs (how dumb is that?!?!)

I don't like it when people light up in non-smoking areas either (and I smoke) Even out side I think it's rude to just light up when you're at a bus stop or something, cause the smoke always goes towards the person that hates it the most!

And we've had one of those crazy preacher guys here before too.... I don't care what anyone practices, but please don't shove it down my throat!
 
Other drivers..........
You know the ones.......the IMPATIENT ONES.....
the ones that at a red light slowly begin to drift out from behind the white line until they are practically in the middle of the intersection......then they are too far under the traffic light they cant see it change and just sit there when it turns green until you honk at them...............I believe theyre the same ones who on the expressway go 55 in the left hand lane
 
Did you ever notice that we here at Lit are the perfect drivers?
Something to think about.
 
Toothpicks, wooden popsicle sticks, and absolutely anything else made from wood that's supposed to be put in ones mouth. It's the equivalent of nails on a chalk board to me.

Grape flavoring and scent. (gag)

Phone solicitors. (No, Nitelight, they're not selling phones.)


That freakin houseplant hanging on my Moms front porch. I'm only 5'3" Mom, doncha think you could have hung it a BIT higher? (ouch)

Stuffy, stuck-on-themselves people with no sense of humor.

The neighbors wife. If she doesn't like me swimming topless in my own freakin pool, on my own freakin property, behind my own freakin fence, she can just kiss the ass that I'll be baring the next time I go for a swim.
 
Ok, most of mine have been covered here somewhere, but I'm gonna post anyways! (Is that anyone's pet peeve? sorry! lol)

* really bad spelling and grammar
* people who shove their religion down your throat
* people who request authorization on icq without even talking to me first
* running toilets
* busy signals - who doesn't have call waiting these days??
* people who play nicey-nice to your face then badmouth you to everyone else
 
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