Pet names

Needssome

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So does your SO have a pet name for you that you absolutely hate or vice versa? Or have you heard people call their SOs the worst pet names imaginable (I'm reminded of the Schmoopie Seinfeld episode)?
 
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That's what she calls me, it's ok, but sometimes I hate it.

What do I call her? There are too many names to mention.
 
sabbathstorm said:
Does my best friend calling me Love Muffin count? ;)

If you want it to....

My honey hates it when I call him Honey Bunches of Oats. He doesn't like being referred to as a breakfast cereal.
 
No SO pet names.......but I call my daughter Stinkersmell.....you know....like Tinkerbell. She hates it....
 
My SO and I try to nauseate each other with sickly pet names all the time. He usually wins with something like "sugar shins" or sweety thighs"
 
Raina said:
My SO and I try to nauseate each other with sickly pet names all the time. He usually wins with something like "sugar shins" or sweety thighs"
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How about Seinfeld's "SHMOOPIE".
 
you're a shmoopie

no you're a shmoopie

lol i love that
 
I dont have a SO but i call my son MonkeyBoy because he never sits still and he is so limber just like a little monkey :p


I love my lil Monkeyboy :)
 
Devilish1 said:
I dont have a SO but i call my son MonkeyBoy because he never sits still and he is so limber just like a little monkey :p


I love my lil Monkeyboy :)

my brother called my nephew a monkey yesterday. So I guess that makes me a - "monkeys uncle" ;)
 
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