Pet names for body parts

[Angel]

I know men name their penises, but apparently Misty has decided to name her ass "Bob".

Does anyone else have odd names for their body parts?


























This thread brought to you by The Committee of Chain Yankers and a bongload of some jamaican red.

 

[Mistress]

LMAO! It's a long story Angel Cakes!

Just ask Wanderer D (And no, his name is not Bob)

 

[Angel]

Just as long as you aren't secretly a man?

 

[Mistress]

Just as long as you aren't secretly a man?

Laughs! I told you the story!
And don't make me post that Panty Tease series I am all woman, but my name is now Bob. Snickers

 

[Angel]

ACK! Please don't! I can only focus on one woman at a time, and right now I'm trying to convince Never to turn me into a lesbian.

Wait your turn, bitch!

 

[Mistress]

Wait your turn, bitch!

Oh I love it when you talk nasty to me!

Laughs!

Scream my name baby, scream out Bob!

 

[Angel]

NO!


"NEVER!"

 

[Mistress]

NO!


"NEVER!"

Damnit crush a girl why don't ya!
All I wanted was for you to scream my name...just scream out Bob

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Mind shareing the storie?

the bob got me curious.... this thread just made it worse hehe.

and Angel... not all men Name their body parts.... Though I did name my imagination

 

[Rollin Fun]

yes, please tell us the story, bob?

and i didn't name Mr. Happy, an old gtirlfreind named him. hehe

i wonder of the men with a name for body parts, how many named them, themselves, and how many were named by someone else

 

[Mistress]

Mind shareing the storie?

the bob got me curious.... this thread just made it worse hehe.

and Angel... not all men Name their body parts.... Though I did name my imagination

Hahah omg you just had to be on the phone with us to completely understand! Anyways D and I were posting back and forth at another board we hang out at and chatting on the phone. It was getting late and we were both excited about talking on the phone to each other so we started getting silly. Anyways he made a comment on the board saying

"hmm... I don't remember you saying yer name was Bob... Nice voice though... mmm... "

Then my phone got disconnected Coughs and snickers and he kept posting while I was trying to call him back,making comments about Bob. So I posted a reply

"Now where were we? Oh yeah Bob....Spank my ass and call me Daddy Bitch! "

And it went on from there! LMAO

Like I said you had to be there....

 

[Wanderer D]

Don't worry. Bob's ass isn't that nice...

 

[Mistress]

Don't worry. Bob's ass isn't that nice...

You Bitch, you told me I was the only Bob for you!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Well sounds like fun anyways Mistress.

Glad your doing better.

and Bob looks good to me

 

[Mistress]

Well sounds like fun anyways Mistress.

Glad your doing better.

and Bob looks good to me

OMg, it was a fucking blast!

 

[Rollin Fun]

ok, so its still a little foggy. at least its a little clearer, obviously a time and place thang, lol, but thanx


and by the way, misty, great ass!

 

[Wanderer D]

*snicker*

Hehe. It was a lovely time, Mistress.

I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long time.

And yes, you're the only 'Bob' for me.
Hehehe

 

[Mistress]

To add a little more info...D was at work, and he had to work all night long. So I called him up and chatted for like 6 hours, hehe...

See Wanderer D is my best friend So we cut up with each other alot He means the world to me

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I know exactly what you mean.... I have a freind like that.

But she lives in England so i can't call her up and chat... but when we ever do get a chance to chat it's on for hours about anything.

 

[Rollin Fun]

angel, where did u go?"

you started this pet name thread, but didnt mention yourself. do you have name(s) for your body part(s)?

 

[doctor_insanus]

I haven't named any body parts, but I've heard guys refer to "Big Jim & the Twins" from time to time.

Sounded kind of catchy, actually.

 

[Angel]

Actually I started the thread to embarrass the hell out of Misty.

No my body parts don't have names, unless you count "Eat me, Lick Me and Nibble Me"

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Actually I started the thread to embarrass the hell out of Misty.

No my body parts don't have names, unless you count "Eat me, Lick Me and Nibble Me"

Can I name some of them for you????

hehe

 

[Mellon Collie]

Can I name some of them for you????

Fly, you are such a slut.

And no, I don't have any names for my body parts.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Fly, you are such a slut.

And no, I don't have any names for my body parts.

*Blush*