Perverts, Jailbait, Mutants...Your Hero Has Returned.

[Deborah]

"Some days you fuck the dog, some days the dog fucks you." What happened to Shintani's chapter anyway? There's something supersnatchural going on around here. Must be the Nephilim.

Hey Rodrigo, your dick certainly got bigger since you last frequented the BB. You should go give that dude on the "small member" thread who whined about his two inch dick some tip. You know, a transplant.

 

[Gingersnap]

Deborah didn't you know that the Rodrigo is a girl. She buys the different dildos and that's why they keep getting bigger and bigger. Rodrigo the bunny lover wears a strap on!

 

[Merelan]

Someone better warn Thumper.

 

[Guest]

Rodrigo (he simply adores me you know) is NOT a girl! Just because he wears little white cotton panties and paints his toenails pink is no reason to dispute his masculinity. He is only a transvestite on weekends.

 

[Endlessly]

Uh, yeah.. There's SUCH a point to insulting someone who only came back to the BB for one day.

Oh, and the fake names.. those are REAL mature.

 

[Deborah]

Yeah, really. On a "Maturity Scale" these posts get about a two. Rodrigo gets a minus one.

Shit Endlessly, I know you are sexually depraved, but PLEASE don't stoop this low. I'll fix you up, I promise. Roger has TWO brothers. Harry is mine but you can have Atilla the Hunny (real cute and very anal attentive).

 

[Endlessly]

*LOL* That's all right, Deborah. I'm enjoying the first monogamous relationship I've been in for the last two years right now.. Well, at least, I THINK my vibe isn't cheating on me.

Seriously though.. I know I've been in a fairly evil mood today (my father is getting on my LAST nerve right now), and I apologize. Me temporarily channeling Satan, however, does not have anything to do with why I think Rodrigo kicks ass. Even when I'm being my usually innocent and demure self, I happen to think Spellcheck's the coolest guy since Batman.

So let's agree to disagree, Deborah, and in the meantime you can give me tips on how to seduce a reverend.