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troubledone
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You are lucky to be living in a virile neighborhood
mark197205
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The funniest thing ever would be if his wife started touching herself while you were telling her.
khbostic
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Im fortunate enough to have a washing machine...no drier.So,I hang my laundry on hangers,hanging them on shower curtain,I hang sheets over doors,pillowcases over shelves...
I don t hang stuff outside,and always keep curtains closed,doors locked for better security,on the serious side of things.
Got a sneak thief in the neighborhood,that likes stealing like a pac rat.My ma said the midget detective types were kleptomaniac types,and Ive seen maybe 2 doz in the neighborhood since I moved here 23 yrs ago,seriously,again.They also pick locks,and like tossing my 12x50 whenever they can in the neighborhood,police types intensively here,running prostitutes on the side,making out like theyre relatives,when theyre girlfriends,nd wives,work at home types for /Storefront types on a few other detectives,and the classic backyard mechanic detectives...Wanna trade neighbors.I always keep a array of sticks,staffs,clubs,peppergas for security...
I was a uniform security guard 18 mo ,35 yrs back,carried the nightstick mostly,and200 lbs,6ft3.My wife at the time wanted extra security too,having been raped a few times,being wild as a teen/unwed mom , and being watched,so I d guess thats 1/2 of why she married me back then,like getting a big dog.Think I will also say thats being warned aforehand to watch out for your 6...
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After finding out I was infertile,taking my specimen to a specialist,she left a yr and a half laterHer boy was 2 yrs old when I met her.To my credit,I took her to the range and taught her how to shoot,trained her on a 20 guage shotgun single shot stevens break open model.It bruised her shoulder a week,black yellow and brown.Then I bought a used 22 bolt action rifle and promised her it was a lot less kick,for home protection while we were married.
She was about 115 lb,5 ft 4,about 5 mo younger than me,she rode cowgirl mostly,lol...
I don t hang stuff outside,and always keep curtains closed,doors locked for better security,on the serious side of things.
Got a sneak thief in the neighborhood,that likes stealing like a pac rat.My ma said the midget detective types were kleptomaniac types,and Ive seen maybe 2 doz in the neighborhood since I moved here 23 yrs ago,seriously,again.They also pick locks,and like tossing my 12x50 whenever they can in the neighborhood,police types intensively here,running prostitutes on the side,making out like theyre relatives,when theyre girlfriends,nd wives,work at home types for /Storefront types on a few other detectives,and the classic backyard mechanic detectives...Wanna trade neighbors.I always keep a array of sticks,staffs,clubs,peppergas for security...
I was a uniform security guard 18 mo ,35 yrs back,carried the nightstick mostly,and200 lbs,6ft3.My wife at the time wanted extra security too,having been raped a few times,being wild as a teen/unwed mom , and being watched,so I d guess thats 1/2 of why she married me back then,like getting a big dog.Think I will also say thats being warned aforehand to watch out for your 6...
PS,
After finding out I was infertile,taking my specimen to a specialist,she left a yr and a half laterHer boy was 2 yrs old when I met her.To my credit,I took her to the range and taught her how to shoot,trained her on a 20 guage shotgun single shot stevens break open model.It bruised her shoulder a week,black yellow and brown.Then I bought a used 22 bolt action rifle and promised her it was a lot less kick,for home protection while we were married.
She was about 115 lb,5 ft 4,about 5 mo younger than me,she rode cowgirl mostly,lol...
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mark197205
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I have no idea either.
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Talk about out of no where
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You rang?
Doctor13
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KHBostic, that is perhaps one of the greatest replies to anything I've ever seen on the Internet. Keep an eye out for the roving bands of midget-detective home invaders who steal off the clothesline, aye?
kaynip, why don't you get them out for the lads (as people in your part of the world say ) and post a photo so we can enjoy what your neighbor already enjoyed?
kaynip, why don't you get them out for the lads (as people in your part of the world say
) and post a photo so we can enjoy what your neighbor already enjoyed?
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The even spacing between items on the line? The economy of motion as you put up each item and reached for another pin? The efficiency of lighter items in the middle and heavier items on the ends?
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Some clarification,my ex wife said when she got raped ,she was a wild teen,taking no notice,but was being watched.Her ma had passed away when she was 17,and they broke in her house to rape her,and it happened a couple times.
On the miget detectives,theyre here ,and real,didn t say roving bands of them,but Ive seen 20 or so over 20 yrs,they trade off ,after getting too well know,passing the baton in the relay type of thing..My ma said they like to play like kids ,while doing surveillance,these ride the school bus and check out all the kids in the schools.
Ma worked the police dept 14 yrs,and played ma to one a few times,like looking for shoplifters,etc.She said they always keep a slot open for migets,at the police dept.
They do the sneek thief thing,probably got walkie talkies with spotters,on trying to do infiltration for practice.Working round prostitution,probably playing into the molestation theme/angle/vice in genl..
Once in my younger brothers youth,his classmate talked him into running away from home and robbing his uncles coin collection to finance it.The nephew may have been a midget,because the uncle was a Lt ,doing a baptist preacher plainclothes routine,specializing in bussing kids in from all over the city.My younger 1/2 brother was fathered by yet another detective,so maybe they wanted to throw all my younger brothers heat off onto me,a true story.Maybe thats why they d want to harrass me,40 yrs later/the coins were silver saved from the collection plate,solid but genl circulated,that my brother and the police Lt s alleged nephew took to run away with.
Ma said her dads restaurant was broke into once,only thing was someone small enough to fit thru duct could have gotten in,lol...
So I don t know if they do it for harrassment,looks like it tho...See how my post got jumped on when I volunteered my 2 cents
Ps,with mothers day just past,I took 50 grand worth of 4 leaf cloverstock that Ive been putting together for charity fundraising,sent it to the Patients Adocates office at the /state psych hospital.I said,along with the donation earmarked towards closing costs on aftercare facilities,:my ma worked a couple yrs as a psych nurse,and 14 yrs at the police dept..shes handicapped now,but maybe you could use her ,like undercover.She worked a few yrs with the detective division too,besides communications and records.
Next thing I heard ,she was in a large corporate nursing home,so maybe they got her a job checking out them...a mothers day story /sidebar.Also,I got 23 grand worth of 4 leaf clovers,suggesting amnesty on traffic tickets for those who bought one/into the detective bureau at the Pontiac P Dept,where my ma put in the 14 yrs,before that.I got 1/2 a million in stock to the detroit metro area charitable institutions while 2/3rds of my clovers went to the red cross ,coupled with some health and longlife resource pgs.,over the past 22 yrs...
On the miget detectives,theyre here ,and real,didn t say roving bands of them,but Ive seen 20 or so over 20 yrs,they trade off ,after getting too well know,passing the baton in the relay type of thing..My ma said they like to play like kids ,while doing surveillance,these ride the school bus and check out all the kids in the schools.
Ma worked the police dept 14 yrs,and played ma to one a few times,like looking for shoplifters,etc.She said they always keep a slot open for migets,at the police dept.
They do the sneek thief thing,probably got walkie talkies with spotters,on trying to do infiltration for practice.Working round prostitution,probably playing into the molestation theme/angle/vice in genl..
Once in my younger brothers youth,his classmate talked him into running away from home and robbing his uncles coin collection to finance it.The nephew may have been a midget,because the uncle was a Lt ,doing a baptist preacher plainclothes routine,specializing in bussing kids in from all over the city.My younger 1/2 brother was fathered by yet another detective,so maybe they wanted to throw all my younger brothers heat off onto me,a true story.Maybe thats why they d want to harrass me,40 yrs later/the coins were silver saved from the collection plate,solid but genl circulated,that my brother and the police Lt s alleged nephew took to run away with.
Ma said her dads restaurant was broke into once,only thing was someone small enough to fit thru duct could have gotten in,lol...
So I don t know if they do it for harrassment,looks like it tho...See how my post got jumped on when I volunteered my 2 cents
Ps,with mothers day just past,I took 50 grand worth of 4 leaf cloverstock that Ive been putting together for charity fundraising,sent it to the Patients Adocates office at the /state psych hospital.I said,along with the donation earmarked towards closing costs on aftercare facilities,:my ma worked a couple yrs as a psych nurse,and 14 yrs at the police dept..shes handicapped now,but maybe you could use her ,like undercover.She worked a few yrs with the detective division too,besides communications and records.
Next thing I heard ,she was in a large corporate nursing home,so maybe they got her a job checking out them...a mothers day story /sidebar.Also,I got 23 grand worth of 4 leaf clovers,suggesting amnesty on traffic tickets for those who bought one/into the detective bureau at the Pontiac P Dept,where my ma put in the 14 yrs,before that.I got 1/2 a million in stock to the detroit metro area charitable institutions while 2/3rds of my clovers went to the red cross ,coupled with some health and longlife resource pgs.,over the past 22 yrs...
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