Personality Test

A bean counter !?!

:( I'm a bean counter (no offense to any bean counters out there :) )

ACCOUNTANT
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely fit into one of the two categories:

male
female

Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.
 
Re: A bean counter !?!

ShynCarolina said:
: They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)).

Hey! I'm a Judge (DICT). AND a beancounter. And my personal motto is "never lie, cheat, or steal" in RL. That one rule pretty much answers every question in life.
 
Cheri, you forgot about me.....

:p
 
Imagine

"You may say, I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you will join us. So the world will live as one"
John Lennnon


Guess which one I was? :)
 
Hey first up, I like that new thingy in the reply window Laurel, I agree, I fully agree.

Now DCL, you made me take this test, (okay well you didn't make me but you knew I would do it), so now you have to sit and see what I am ....

Like just 11% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.

The sad thing is ... it's true. I hate when that happens.

Thanks DCL that was fun. Now to see if I'm a Slut ... Please let me be a Slut, pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeee.
 
"Well I guess I should ask my helpers if there ready to go find some missing children."

I'm one of the 11% of the population I suppose.

Does that mean I'm still an "INTP?"
 
Thanks for passing that URL on to us, DCL. But I can't for the life of me understand how I am a BUSINESSMAN (D.E.C.T.).

"Like 3% of the population, you are a BUSINESSMAN (Dominant Extroverted Concrete Thinker). Hide the bunnies and children, basically. In ancient times you would be a deadly barbarian. These days, you're perfect for Wall Street. You prefer concrete thinking to a more creative style, and your direct modes of thought and action help you succeed in whatever you try to accomplish.

Your forceful and outgoing personality can make you seem like a hothead, but because your mind ultimately rules your heart you rarely let your emotions get in the way of your goals. Think Ghengis Kahn buying 7 million pork bellies on the trading market, and then eating half of them, and you have yourself."

And now you know where my name came from.

Eve of DESTRUCTION, direct descendant of 'ol Ghengis himself.
 
Should I be offended???

Like just 12% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.

Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.
 
Here is mine

Like just 12% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.

Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.
 
I'm a Politician, like TPLover. Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker, I'd have to say it is right on all points. I'm a little frightened!
 
You see what happens when you start posting on this board? A month ago I was a Minstrel/Dreamer and now I'm a fucking Mastermind!

Of course, who'd have thought that I would join in the same category as Never and CreamyLady?

Hmmmm.....DCL, you've got some 'splaining to do!
 
Prober (DICF)

Let the witty comments begin....
 
Touche! Tushy?

That goes right along with your analytic skill.

What's on second?
 
To Minx

Ah, Minx, never fear. The threat is in not knowing who we are, for without self-knowledge, we have no authority over ourselves. Knowing who we are (even the little bit from this funny little profile) gives us the ability to choose.

For example: You and I may repeatedly get certain reactions from others because people sometimes feel we are trying to manipulate them. They become resentful, negative, even hostile, and we're bewildered.

When we understand that Joe Blow is feeling manipulated by our efforts to get things done, then we have choices: we can continue on as before or we can learn other ways to communicate our ideas.

It's important to accept our behaviorial tendencies just like we accept our eye color, but although we can't really change eye color, we can learn more about ourselves so that we don't have to be manipulative in order to accomplish our goals. Self-knowledge is the greatest gift I can give myself, and it's the gift that keeps on giving, to me as well as others. Don't be afraid--it's the greatest adventure of all!

(Sorry about the lecture, it's my job.)
 
To TPLover

I appreciate what you were trying to say, but I think you might have misunderstood. I was frightened at how closely this did resemble my personality. I am very comfortable in my own skin, and have learned to ignore the resentful, negative, and hostile reactions. I would be interested in finding out what type of lecturing you do, if you don't mind my asking?
 
LMFAO at Expertise! And no, I'm not gonna expand on the possiblities!
 
Great I am a DICF( dominant,introvert,concrete,feeler)-a PROBER(heheheh). This makes me curious,passionate,driven, and probing. Due to this some people think I am a maniac.
Fabulous thank you Dixon-gonna go probe Dionysus-hhhmmm-I am really curious about this-I HAVE to do this...God I LOVE this site.
 
duh eg-forgot the cookie

Okay, I am a dummy-oops that post by Dionysus was supposed to be mine-oops forgot I was under his cookie-okay all better now-thanks
 
TPLover

I tried to return your email, but it wouldn't go through. Something about too much spamming. And I can't reach you through literotica. I thought maybe you'd like to know this was happening.
 
To Minx

Thanks for the bb post. I can't imagine what went wrong. If you still have your reply, would you cut/paste & send it as a new message so I can see if that gets through? I haven't had problems in the past, so I'm really puzzled.
(Since joining the board, Ihave had a few complaints from the systems manager about being connected so much, but have blown him off. I'm paying, dammit.) I'd like to see what you got, if you have it, before I "disuss" it with the ISP.
Thanks again.
 
I tested out as a pyscho turned ballet dancer on a little ship in the middle of the new world of Haldol. I have virulent strains of Babe goota do ya and make me yodel daddy
which cause me to grope firm buttocks as I predict the future and praise my creator Apple mac. I can doodle a noodle with great dexterity and tie knots with 7-0 Vicryl with my tongue. I am a abstract introverted mutha who if you fuck with squirts gross pathology and Neil Sedaka lyrics. More to follow after my next ECT.
 
TPLover

I tried it again. Same results. The message read "550 bigmailbox.com domain banned due to excessive spamming" Sorry!
 
OH NO!

I am a politician (dominant extroverted abstract thinker)like 4%... ACK! This just CAN'T be right... how can I live with myself?
How terrible! OH,.... and I married a judge.
 
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