Personal Moontime Info

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I was once told, that when women spend enough time together, their MoonTime syncronizes.

If That Is The Case, I was wondering how many of you got your MoonTimes today.

RNAB

 

[circe!]

On my moon as of TODAY.

So does this mean I can count on you to keep track of this for me? LOL

(This also means I been spending way, way, WAY too much time on this damn Board!)

 

[Adoratrice]

Me...and the Endometriosis is killing me. I long for the day I have my deep soaking tub with massaging jets.

 

[CreamyLady]

Just at the end.

 

[curvacious]

It is so true. (btw either tomorrow or thursday for me). I lived in an all girls dorm and I felt bad for the janitor when that week came around. I even had a friend who was always on time change to everyone else's time. At least though you could make an accurate guess as to when everyone was going to PMS.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Happy MoonTime!

This is a spell to become friends with your womb

This should be performed on the first night of your MoonTime. With all the women that have such difficulty with what should be a wonderous and crazy-fun part of the month, I hope this helps.

First, you should cast a circle.For those of you that are unfamiliar with the process I'll tell ya how
This a simple and easy way to cast a circle, there are much more involved rituals, but this will do just nicely.

Find a quiet and comfortable place, dim the lights (If You Have Candles, That's Wonderful)
You will, for the spell, need a seperate Red candle & It would also be helpful to be Nude or in a flowing, comfortable outfit.

Breathe Deeply and face the east.
Raise your hand with the pointer finger extended, and say

"Hail, Aradia,
Goddess Of The Air!
I invoke you and call you,
Come!
By the air that is her breath,
Send forth your light,
Be here now!"

Close Your Eyes and envision yourself being blown beautiful, by the lush, gusting wind!

Now point your finger towards the earth, and trace part of the circle by turning to the South.

Breath deeply and once again, Raise your extended finger high, And Say

"Hail, Brigit,
Goddess Of Fire!
I invoke you and call you,
Come!
Send forth your flame,
Be Here Now!"

Close Your eyes and envision yourself surrounded by crackling, licking flames!

Again, Cast your finger downwards and trace your circle to the West.

Breath deeply and raise your powerful finger towards the skies, And Say

"Hail, Yemaya,
Goddess of Water!
I invoke you and call you,
Come!
Send forth your flow,
Be Here Now!"

Close your eyes and envision floating in a sea so quiet and calm. Rocking Back and forth is very interesting while yer eyes are shut

Cast your powerful finger downwards once again, tracing the circle as before, This time facing the North!
Speak

"Hail, Gaea,
Goddess Of The Earth!
I invoke you and call you,
Come!
Send forth your strength,
Be here now!"

Close your eyes and envision your feet rooting into the ground, raise your arms and imagine yourself growing and becoming part of the earth!

Bring your powerful finger down and trace the last part of the circle, ending in the east.
Move to the center of your wonderful little circle and sit down to light your RED candle.

Speak this now,

"The Circle is cast.
The Fire Is Lit,
The ritual is begun,"

Now onto your spell.

Scootch yourself so your facing South.

With the third finger of your left hand, rub a few drops of menstrual blood on the candle.

Close your eyes and raise the abundant power from the earth, Up through your spine. Flowing and Throbbing, Then ebbing all through your body.
Feel the blood's essence drawn into the flame. Let the light warm you and fill you. Feel your own blood as the essence of the life-Force!

Draw the powerful light from the candle into your womb(NOT Literally!)
Let it fill you and spread slowly through your entire body from your womb center, Charging you with energy and warmth!

Close your eyes and visualize yourself tying a knot in a thick cord, and say,

"By All the power
Of three times three,
This spell bound around
Shall be.
To cause no harm
Nor return on me.
As I do will
So mote it be!"

Now place your candle in a holder.
Lay on the ground with your palms flat and feel the power flow through you and down, down sliding into the earth. Relax and feel the power coursing through you, then sinking down deep into the earth, where it will be cleansed and renewed!
Relax and breath deeply. Calm yourself and drift peacefully.
When you feel as wonderful as I hoped you would Then arise and stand.
Speak,

"The circle is open, but unbroken,
May the peace of the Goddess go in my heart.
Blessed Be"

Such an easy and most pleasant way of Becoming Friends With Your Womb

 

[SexyThang]

Almost time.

And wow what a ritual.

 

[Cheyenne]

This is a spell to become friends with your womb

Friends with my womb? Gee, it's been a part of me for 43 years now. I think I kind of know it fairly intimately already- no "spells" necessary.

No, my period isn't in sync with the group. Taking bcp allows me to regulate it as to when I wish to have a period.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

It Was VERY Late When I posted That!

Kind Long Huh? LOL

Wondeful to have had the Compliment! Thank You Sexy Thang
Unless Ya Were Saying "WOW What a long Ritual RNAB" LOL

If My Booma Had Not Asked For Mouw, I woulda Been Asleep On My Floor This Morning

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

See? This is why men rule the world. While you're busy listening to crystals and getting in touch with your goddess specific organs we're building colliseums and inventing plastic.

 

[nitengale]

THIS is why working with only men seems logical to me. This and the fact I found them all so cute. =)

 

[DarlingBri]

I don't feel the need to make friends with my womb. Take some fucking Advil and go build a colliseum, woman!

 

[Madame Pandora]

Yes, Dix...

And then while you're busy pissing on your grand accomplishments to mark the territory, we channel karma to grab it out from under your ass.

Thanks for all the grunt work, guys, we’ll take over from here…

MP

 

[Mistress]

hmm...not me..in fact..I dont reember when i'm supose to and when the last time was! LOL, mine is too wacked out, even after one surgery still cant get things straight

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

When? We've been waiting four Millennia. I need a beer, I'm tellin' ya. Please take over, I'm begging you.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Ob Got rid of the Fucking Plastic!

THANK GOD!

I Have my Very Own ToolBelt and am PROUD to Say I CAN USE IT!

Colliseums? What-Fucking-Ever!
What, So we can hold MALE ONLY sports and wallow in all that is Testosterone?
I Think Not!

Just started building my own Karaoke stage and Will Now Hold An All girl Group Forum On, How To Dispose of the entire Male race!
OoPs, Did I say That? Sorry, I Meant How To Put Them In Cages and Use Them For Thier Sperm.

Advil?
Nope.
I suffer from Nothing While On My Moontime. I just Thought That Some Of The Women Here could benifit from the healing that comes from BECOMING FRIENDS WITH YOUR WOMB!

If More Men Tried to get in touch with the Goddess Inside them, I Would Never Even Think To Jam them In Cages and Milk them forcefully for their sperm!

ROFLMAO
RNAB

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That's right. Keep screaming. Form an outraged committee or two while you're at it. Just keep on talking while the menfolk go raise the barn and create international banking.

 

[CreamyLady]

Keep building and banking, while the Goddess of Brewing destroys the grain and renders beer undrinkable.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

See? That's why we didn't want you to vote or ride astride.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the din of men building a grand new society full of medical marvels, viaducts and titty bars.

Hi-ho Hi-ho, it's off to work we go...

 

[CelestialBody]

Hey Dixon,

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

do I spend too much time with ya'll...

cause....I am havin a shitty moontime now...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Cool RPG. Have fun with it.